It'd certainly spark some life into here outside of Jackman flames. Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 09-28-2005 at 11:41 PM.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Robocop:
As opposed to a piss poor attempt at a Skaw Crusade?
Good start. 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Verily, Kuroi Madoushi doth proclaim:
Why, pray tell, is this not a flame thread?
Because it was merely an idea, not the actual executed plan. Sheesh. 
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Skaw had this to say about Pirotess:
Because it was merely an idea, not the actual executed plan. Sheesh.
Pfft! Voted one for a waste of time then.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Lyinar Ka`Bael was all like:
Once a jolly swagman sat beside a billabong
Under the shade of a coolabah tree..
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Kuroi Madoushi said:
Pfft! Voted one for a waste of time then.
OH NO!
Stung by the worthless voting system. It hurts so much, get the iodine.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Skaw was all like:
OH NO!Stung by the worthless voting system. It hurts so much, get the iodine.
Don't be a jackass you know nothing I say means a damned thing.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Cavalier- had this to say about Duck Tales:
Under the shade of a coolabah tree..
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael's account was hax0red to write:
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
(off-topic)Q: Can you guess the name of the Swagman in the song?
A: Andy.
Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy boiled...
Yeah I know.. it's a piss poor joke, but I had to throw it in...
Also, little known fact, the "Matilda" he is talking about is his swag.. and to go "waltzing Matilda" was to go wandering about the countryside, carrying said swag on your back..... Kinda like a hobo (which is what a swagman was in the mid-late 1800s in Australia).(/off-topic)
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Everyone wondered WTF when Cavalier- wrote:
Waltzing matilda, Waltzing Matilda, Who'll come a-waltzing matilda with me..(off-topic)Q: Can you guess the name of the Swagman in the song?
A: Andy.
Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy boiled...
Yeah I know.. it's a piss poor joke, but I had to throw it in...
Also, little known fact, the "Matilda" he is talking about is his swag.. and to go "waltzing Matilda" was to go wandering about the countryside, carrying said swag on your back..... Kinda like a hobo (which is what a swagman was in the mid-late 1800s in Australia).(/off-topic)
Bravo old chap!
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
I learned that song in elementary school and we had a whole neat thing on Australian slang and such. It's a fun little song.
Did anyone ever see that little Disney short that had the three jester dudes explaining some of the more popular childrens' songs? I thought it was rather interesting. I hadn't realized just where Mary Quite Contrary came from before that.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
Did anyone ever see that little Disney short that had the three jester dudes explaining some of the more popular childrens' songs? I thought it was rather interesting. I hadn't realized just where Mary Quite Contrary came from before that.
Kinda like "Ring A Rosie", eh?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Cavalier- impressed everyone with:
Kinda like "Ring A Rosie", eh?
Exactly, although I've read somewhere that the common belief that it was about the Black Plague isn't correct. That's the explanation the Disney show gave, though.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Kuroi Madoushi startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Am I the only one to never have heard Waltzing Matilda before?
Yes.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
The most popular version, though, is that its about the Black Plague.
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Cavalier- enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Waltzing matilda, Waltzing Matilda, Who'll come a-waltzing matilda with me..(off-topic)Q: Can you guess the name of the Swagman in the song?
A: Andy.
Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy boiled...
Yeah I know.. it's a piss poor joke, but I had to throw it in...
Also, little known fact, the "Matilda" he is talking about is his swag.. and to go "waltzing Matilda" was to go wandering about the countryside, carrying said swag on your back..... Kinda like a hobo (which is what a swagman was in the mid-late 1800s in Australia).(/off-topic)
That's kinda like the joke my Catholic school friends used to tell me about how you could get God's name from the Lord's Prayer: "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name".
Yeah, I know it's stupid. I didn't make it up, I'm just repeating it
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Skaw had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
JESUS CHRIST QUIT FUCKING HIJACKING MY THREAD ALREADY
Fuck you and your fucking thread. 
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From the book of Callalron, chapter 3, verse 16:
That's kinda like the joke my Catholic school friends used to tell me about how you could get God's name from the Lord's Prayer: "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name".Yeah, I know it's stupid. I didn't make it up, I'm just repeating it
Yeah thats a good one too.
Speaking of which, and going off on a tangent to really fuck with Skaw's head (Love ya man! 
), one of my co-workers told me an amusing little limmerick the other day:
The once was a curate from Kings
Whose mind dwelt on heavenly things
But his Principle desire
Was a boy in the choir
With an ass like jelly on springs.
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Skaw wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
JESUS CHRIST QUIT FUCKING HIJACKING MY THREAD ALREADY
Fly this this thread to Habana, you imperialist Yanqui scumbug! Callalron fucked around with this message on 09-29-2005 at 12:16 AM.
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Callalron was naked while typing this:
That's kinda like the joke my Catholic school friends used to tell me about how you could get God's name from the Lord's Prayer: "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name".Yeah, I know it's stupid. I didn't make it up, I'm just repeating it
LOL I never heard that one before.
And even if it's not right, the Black Plague explanation does seem to fit but for one thing: those words more than likely weren't the same as they are today and wouldn't rhyme in the original, like you would expect a children's song to do.
Deth is taking a history of the English language class and he told me that in the original form, the Canterbury Tales DOES rhyme. They apparently listened to part of it read tonight.
So the Black Plague explanation is probably wrong. I haven't really found another that fits as well, though. Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 09-29-2005 at 12:16 AM.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Fun little Black Plague/Ring around the Rosie exhibit.
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Check out the big brain on Cavalier-!
Yeah thats a good one too.Speaking of which, and going off on a tangent to really fuck with Skaw's head (Love ya man!
), one of my co-workers told me an amusing little limmerick the other day:
The once was a curate from Kings
Whose mind dwelt on heavenly things
But his Principle desire
Was a boy in the choir
With an ass like jelly on springs.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Tron:
I saw a vegetarian zombie tonight... he was shuffling around moaning "Grrrains..."
Ow...that's...my gr-brains...
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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This insanity brought to you by Mightion Defensor:
I saw a vegetarian zombie tonight... he was shuffling around moaning "Grrrains..."
okay where was this? and LOL
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Malbi wrote this stupid crap:
okay where was this? and LOL
Loser.
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Ferret was listening to Cher while typing:
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
I laughed way too hard at that and I don't know why.
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Check out the big brain on Mightion Defensor!
I saw a vegetarian zombie tonight... he was shuffling around moaning "Grrrains..."
That was really bad.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
