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Topic: Take the Pledge!
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 09-19-2005 11:28:43 AM
This is just beyond stupid:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/05/20/60minutes/main696975.shtml#september18

"My own daughter, my 16-year-old daughter, tells me she’s going to be sexually active. I would not tell her to use a condom," says Pattyn. "I don't think it'll protect her. It won’t protect her heart. It won’t protect her emotional life. And it’s not going to protect her. I don’t want her to get out there and think that she’s going to be protected using a condom."

Parents like that should get the crap smacked out of them.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-19-2005 11:35:42 AM
Fucked. Up.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-19-2005 11:48:06 AM
"I may have herpes, I may even have HIV, and I take it ass to mouth on a regular basis, but at least I'm not gonna get pregnant!"

WTG Claude Allen, and to a lesser extent, Bush Administration.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 09-19-2005 12:45:23 PM
quote:
The way you can tell this program is run by an idiot
But wouldn't his daughter be more protected with a condom than without? "Not long term," says Pattyn.

The typical rate of failure with a condom is only 12-14%, and that is factoring in improper use.

WTG Bush, way to be a crappy conservative.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-19-2005 12:49:43 PM
Never deny your penis when you know you shouldn't. It has powers you cannot imagine.
Maradon!
posted 09-19-2005 01:04:47 PM
<apologizer>

Just FYI guys, most conservatives don't agree with this shit, and a surprising number of the people who do agree with this shit aren't conservatives.

Never the less, the abstinance-only stance is one of several reasons that I didn't vote for Bush.

</apologizer>

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 09-19-2005 01:13:10 PM
quote:
Don't feed the Anakha:
The typical rate of failure with a condom is only 12-14%, and that is factoring in improper use.

WTG Bush, way to be a crappy conservative.


http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/summarychart.html

Demos
Pancake
posted 09-19-2005 01:13:52 PM
Apparently the woman is too stupid to realize that emotional attachment to the act of coitus is an artificial, learned, socially constructed behavior.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-19-2005 01:33:36 PM
OTOH, this "anal and oral only" side effect sounds pretty hot.

What?!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-19-2005 01:36:35 PM
quote:
Hay guys what's going on in this Karnaj?
OTOH, this "anal and oral only" side effect sounds pretty hot.

What?!


Two out of three ain't bad!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-19-2005 01:39:17 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Pvednes's junta released this statement:
Two out of three ain't bad!

Sodomy: The Tradition Definition of a Good Time!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 09-19-2005 01:47:01 PM
I happen to believe in abstinence, but I don’t think it’s for everyone. No reason why you cant keep it in your pants or your legs crossed until you get married, then again no real reason to do so even if I'd like it if everyone did.

If people were a bit more discriminate in whom with and when they had intercourse there would be fewer problems in the world today. Problems like unwanted children, abused children, inflated welfare rolls, and STDS. People might also spend more time getting to know their partner rather jump right into matrimony or a long term mature relationship.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-19-2005 01:48:39 PM
quote:
Karnaj spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Sodomy: The Tradition Definition of a Good Time!

All variations of sodomy are great words to use, especially in school.

Next time if your teacher asks if a test was hard, say you sodomized it.

Then punch her in the face because you're EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-19-2005 01:54:35 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
All variations of sodomy are great words to use, especially in school.

Next time if your teacher asks if a test was hard, say you sodomized it.

Then punch her in the face because you're EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!


I don't go to school anymore. I work for a living. But I will do that next time my boss asks me if the 3rd quarter reports are done.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 09-19-2005 02:35:28 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Jackman booooze lime pole over bench lick:
People might also spend more time getting to know their partner rather jump right into matrimony or a long term mature relationship.

Actually that's more of a problem caused by abstinence.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 09-19-2005 03:16:26 PM
quote:
Thus Sprake Blindy
http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/summarychart.html

I got quotes from many websites and the average was between 12 and 14 so i stated 12 and 14 percent, with typical use. I am assuming since we are talking about today's younger idiotic MTV generation that the perecentage would be aroun 17-20%


edited because once again i suck at quotes

Anakha fucked around with this message on 09-19-2005 at 03:16 PM.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Derek
Pancake
posted 09-19-2005 03:50:29 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Maradon! wrote:
Actually that's more of a problem caused by abstinence.

Yep. Just spend some time in Utah. People here get married really quickly and really young.

LeMiere
posted 09-19-2005 03:58:22 PM
So...
Once married and all- what stops people from having sexual affairs?
A pledge?
PFFFT.
Sean
posted 09-19-2005 03:59:16 PM
quote:
LeMiere painfully thought these words up:
So...
Once married and all- what stops people from having sexual affairs?
A pledge?
PFFFT.

Love conquers all.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

LeMiere
posted 09-19-2005 04:01:35 PM
quote:
Sean wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Love conquers all.

Oh yeah. I forgot what all those Disney movies taught me.

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