Here's the problem: We're drifting away from doing actual scripts and trying something new. We want to attempt using duel poetry pieces to put together a piece. (Two authors performing at once)
We can't figure out a way to make a theme that can include duel poems about Cheating, Short People, and America.
It was going to be a theme of modern duel poetry, but that's weak and obvious.... so who is clever enough to come up with a way to combine all three?
Please 
It seems impossible
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage sent this coded message via a team of nanites:
Duel poetry? Isn't it more effective to use pistols or swords, as is traditional? Hell, even banjos can work. Never heard of poetry, though.
It's usually called a freestyle contest.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about John Romero:
It's usually called a freestyle contest.
Bloodsage got served.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Bloodsage got served.
Served dinner maybe.
You oughta throttle back a little on the wish fulfillment.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Gunslinger Moogle absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
It's usually called a freestyle contest.
I thought that was a rap thing. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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How.... Bloodsage.... uughhhhhh:
I thought that was a rap thing.
What is rap but modern poetry deep from the heart of the urban soul?
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Katrinity probably says this to all the girls:
What is rap but modern poetry deep from the heart of the urban soul?
The urban soul thinks a lot about having sex with white women.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
The urban soul thinks a lot about having sex with white women.
Yours doesn't? 
It's not something people hear about.
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From the book of Katrinity, chapter 3, verse 16:
What is rap but modern poetry deep from the heart of the urban soul?
That they've shown examples of from back in the slavery days.
