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Topic: Wrestling Names and Diseases
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-03-2005 04:03:35 PM
You may choose only one. I will assign you either a wrestler name or a disease I made up.

If you choose both, you get Maradon'd.

Sean
posted 09-03-2005 04:05:30 PM
Disease.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-03-2005 04:07:01 PM
Sean, you have SciFi Special Originalus. It's a mental condition that makes you think that you are being attacked by either snakes, bugs, huge guys in wifebeaters, or some combination of them.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 09-03-2005 04:12:22 PM
Disease, please.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-03-2005 04:22:05 PM
quote:
Batty has the right stuff
Disease, please.

You have Raul Juliitis.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-03-2005 04:25:30 PM
Wrestler name.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

UBT
Pancake
posted 09-03-2005 04:27:53 PM
Wrestler name please.
Alaan
posted 09-03-2005 04:31:28 PM
A disease, if you please.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 09-03-2005 04:32:14 PM
Wrestling name.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-03-2005 04:35:39 PM
Karnaj: Your wrestler name is Voracious Hole.
UBT: Your wrestler name is Gomez Prime.
Alaan: You have the venereal disease known as Ruster Monster Penis Syndrome.
Jaja: Your wrestler name is Porous Potroast.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 09-03-2005 04:38:45 PM
Wrestler name plz.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-03-2005 04:45:50 PM
My finishing move can be a sit-out piledriver, like Rhino used to do in ECW. God, that move looked fucking sick.

I'll call it the Cornholer.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-03-2005 04:54:07 PM
Wrestling name.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-03-2005 04:55:17 PM
Manticore: Your wrestler name is Hogan's Justice.
JooJooFlop: Your wrestler name is KOMODO JEW.
Gadani
U
posted 09-03-2005 05:01:58 PM
Wrestling name, if you will.
CBTao
Pancake
posted 09-03-2005 05:10:26 PM
BOTH!
Ares
posted 09-03-2005 06:18:20 PM
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-03-2005 06:27:52 PM
Wrestler Name please
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 09-03-2005 06:43:26 PM
I believe I require to know the name of the disease I'd be!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-03-2005 06:46:52 PM
Make me sick please.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 09-03-2005 06:54:55 PM
I cannot decide!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-03-2005 08:14:26 PM
Gadani: Your wrestling name is the Weeping Orphan Cannon.

CBTao: Your next five posts are in the hands of Maradon.

Ares: You have been inflicted with Inflammation of the Sense of Hanging Out Organ. For the next few weeks, you will be extremely socially awkward and have no idea how to hang out properly.

Falaanla: You are now the Fat Man's Holocaust.

Xyrra: You have been infected with Vaginal Beartraps.

Trent: You have been infected with Nascar Urethra. Incidentally, if you ever want a wrestling name, it is also Nascar Urethra.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 09-03-2005 08:19:23 PM
I once wrestled your mom.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 09-03-2005 08:33:56 PM
Some guys might dig their women having a case of Vaginal Beartraps... minus the metal teeth, of course!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-03-2005 08:45:09 PM
I've assigned myself many wrestling names over the years.

How bout a disease.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 09-03-2005 08:58:55 PM
* The Porous Potroast eyes her opponent, Fat Man's Holocaust, and without warning she swings her right leg into the air and kicks him in the stomach. She hooks her left arm around his neck and drops to the mat landing on her back, grinding his face into the mat* HA HA!

Ares
posted 09-03-2005 10:06:05 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:

Ares: You have been inflicted with Inflammation of the Sense of Hanging Out Organ. For the next few weeks, you will be extremely socially awkward and have no idea how to hang out properly.


I think I've been infected with that all my life.

Willias
Pancake
posted 09-03-2005 10:11:25 PM
Wrestling name.
Tier
posted 09-03-2005 10:13:13 PM
The world needs more disease.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 09-03-2005 10:14:24 PM
Diseases. They're not just for death any more.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-03-2005 11:32:30 PM
Wrestling name.

I would ask for a signature move too but Leopold would laugh at me



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 09-03-2005 11:35:56 PM
Both! And put my posts in the hands of Maradon. It should be amusing.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-03-2005 11:40:01 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I think I've been infected with that all my life.

I'm always hanging out. I can show you how sometime.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 09-03-2005 11:47:14 PM
I chose to get Maradon'd.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-03-2005 11:48:47 PM
Disease
The worst member of EC.
Live Journal
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 09-04-2005 01:11:33 AM
Wrestler name! Fight me!

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 09-04-2005 at 01:11 AM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-04-2005 12:14:39 PM
I'd like to know my wrestler name.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 09-04-2005 04:05:27 PM
I desire the name to my massive wrestling frame.
LeMiere
posted 09-04-2005 04:18:42 PM
I'll shoot for a wrestling name.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-04-2005 04:30:13 PM
Snugglits: Your wrestling name is Bruce Campbell's Muse.

Mr. Gainsborough: You have a severe case of Lemmyitis.

Willias: Your wrestling name is the Eviscerating Grandpa.

Asha'pootus: You have a fatal case of Hazzarditis.

Ruvyen: You have a bad case of Social Incontinence.

Nicole: Your wrestling name is the Filing Cabinet.

Zane: You have a horrible case of Internet Joke Humor Deficiency. That is, you think that every internet joke is wildly hilarious.

Dr. Paint Thinner: Your wrestling name is the Starving Hungarian.

Ja'Deth: Your wrestling name is the Rabid Reindeer.

Fizodeth: Your wrestling name is Mrs. Beaumont.

LeMiere: Your wrestling name is Corey the Cowboy.

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