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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Too bad. It looked pretty cool.

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Which is why I'll eventually see it. I tend to like movies that many people don't.

Plus, when Albertson's rents out new releases for $.99, it's hard not to be worth at least a dollar.

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Densetsu stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'm so glad I never listen to people who think they can give verdicts on what movies are "good" and "bad" to different people.

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Not my problem if you waste your money on it. Go you!

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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Pirotess:
Not my problem if you waste your money on it. Go you!

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No offense Gains, but your definition of "nasty" foods are foods that simply aren't healthy, regardless of taste. (see your BK food review)

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This insanity brought to you by Densetsu:
I'm so glad I never listen to people who think they can give verdicts on what movies are "good" and "bad" to different people.

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Hmm... this is definitely a true statement, but do you think you could phrase it less like an elitist asshole and more like a human being?

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Snugglits had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hmm... this is definitely a true statement, but do you think you could phrase it less like an elitist asshole and more like a human being?

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I guess it was kinda harsh, huh? D:

Sorry Gains!

And by the by, there's a big difference between whether or not you like a movie and whether or not it's actually a good movie

I was hoping for something with a Sleepy Hollow type of feel and I got something that felt more like Jim Henson's The Storyteller without the Muppets. It had so much promise and it just wound up trying to be this almost campy comedy show where they tried to shove in so many fairy tale references that it came out almost pointless.

When I was watching Matt Damon run around in that armor, I kept expecting Ben Affleck to be flying overhead and dropping people, or for Jay and Silent Bob to step out at any minute. Honestly, this was about how campy the movie felt to me.

The only saving grace was the entertainment provided by Peter Stormare as Cavaldi, whose accent changed, Gains, because he was an Italian pretending to be French. He also played Satan in Constantine, another movie that greatly benefited from having him around.

I'd say a bit more, but I'd hate to spoil it for people that might be interested in seeing it. I won't be adding this one to my "DVDs to Buy" list, sadly.

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Bajah spewed forth this undeniable truth:
The only saving grace was the entertainment provided by Peter Stormare as Cavaldi, whose accent changed, Gains, because he was an Italian pretending to be French.

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This is what Mr. Gainsborough is doing. This is what I want Mr. Gainsborough to do :

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edit: Cavaldi's accent was SO thick at some points I kept saying "what did he just say?" but still a pretty funny character

Lechium fucked around with this message on 08-29-2005 at 05:28 PM.

The guy who played Satan was the only good thing about that movie.

And yet it was nowhere near as bad as Alexander or Catwoman.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael thought about the meaning of life:
Catwoman.

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Oh my god that movie was bad, I watched it for the sole purpose of seeing how bad and it sure delivered

What was the big, final line near the end of the finale fight?
"Game over"
"Now it is overtime!"
or something like that?

*shudder*

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Vorago had this to say about Knight Rider:
Oh my god that movie was bad, I watched it for the sole purpose of seeing how bad and it sure delivered

What was the big, final line near the end of the finale fight?
"Game over"
"Now it is overtime!"
or something like that?

*shudder*

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Lyinar made me watch that and Elektra all in one go.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
Lyinar made me watch that and Elektra all in one go.

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You poor poor dear...

Malbi fucked around with this message on 08-30-2005 at 04:29 PM.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's fortune cookie read:
Lyinar made me watch that and Elektra all in one go.

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Elektra made my eyes bleed. I still haven't seen Catwoman yet. Maybe one day when I am feeling masochistic.

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This one time, at Nae camp:
Elektra made my eyes bleed. I still haven't seen Catwoman yet. Maybe one day when I am feeling masochistic.

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Bladed dildo type masochism. It hurt. A lot. Really.

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Bent over the coffee table, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael squealed:
It's bad like the Cell. You get to see Halle Berry in skimpy leather. Most of the time she's in action, though, she's badly computer-animated. Looks worse than the sort of "realistic" AMV's you see on a PS2.

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Roger. I'm out.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael painfully thought these words up:
Lyinar made me watch that and Elektra all in one go.

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Hey I was subjected to it, too.

It was like an hour and a half of her Storm performance.

"Do you know what happens when a Toad is hit with a bolt of lightning?"

"Over time!"

Definately a lot of WTF moments, twisted, but I enjoyed it for what it was. Pure entertainment.

Definitely buying that one.

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UBT got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You should try watching Blade Trinity and then watch Electra immediatly afterwards. I lost almost 3000 IQ points for being stupid enough to 1) pick them out to watch, 2) Watch them both back to back, and 3) forcing Josh and Nae to watch them with me. It is quite possibly the epitome of stupidity in my life.

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Ouch. The Blade Trilogy apparently suffered from the same problem the Matrix had: 80's sequels. Specifically, every successive sequel got more and more sucky as time went on.