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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-26-2005 05:48:58 PM
Since they can't beat him honestly in their own sporting event, they are now claiming that they have found proof of drug use by him in 1999. Of course their proof comes from 6 year old, frozen, B grade urine samples. You know, the samples that they don't actually use for the drug tests and as supposed to be used for scientific tests. Some how these supposedly anonymous sample got retested and miraculously came up positive for a red blood-cell booster.

Forget the fact that he has been tested more than any other athlete in his field. Forget the fact that ever aspect of his life has been poked prodded and invaded. And of course forget all the man has overcome and done in his life. Of course since it is printed in the paper it must be true. Lets just forget facts and believe these morons.


Livestrong and Fuck the french.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Sean
posted 08-26-2005 05:53:50 PM
what
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-26-2005 05:54:29 PM
I'm guessing this is about Lance Armstrong.

and if they kick him out, I will not be happy.

Not at all.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Sean
posted 08-26-2005 05:56:46 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on BeauChan!
I will not be happy.

Not at all.


LOOK OUT, FRANCE, BEAUKAT'S ANGRY WITH YOU

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-26-2005 05:59:22 PM
God, sorry. yes this is about Lance Armstrong. I am guessing they discovered that he has a backbone which they probably see as a banned substance.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Mod
Pancake
posted 08-26-2005 06:01:21 PM
Do we get to make FUCK THE AMERICANS - threads every time the school board of Kansas decides that people came to earth in 200 BC on a flying space canoe?
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-26-2005 06:03:02 PM
quote:
Mod wrote this stupid crap:
Do we get to make FUCK THE AMERICANS - threads every time the school board of Kansas decides that people came to earth in 200 BC on a flying space canoe?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-26-2005 06:18:07 PM
quote:
How much Sean can a Sean-chuck chuck?
LOOK OUT, FRANCE, BEAUKAT'S ANGRY WITH YOU

p.s.thanks for taking me off ignore sean

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Talonus
Loner
posted 08-26-2005 06:41:07 PM
There's reasons to dislike Armstrong, but the French really loathe the man. And he hates them back. Its a nice hate-hate relationship really. A year from now it won't really matter though now that Armstrong won't be cycling anymore. They'll need a new target, most likely Jan Ullrich.

quote:
Mod had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Do we get to make FUCK THE AMERICANS - threads every time the school board of Kansas decides that people came to earth in 200 BC on a flying space canoe?

Of course not. You're not allowed to hate America!

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-26-2005 07:12:35 PM
My question is, why did they decide to test a 7 year old urine sample for that drug?
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Steven Steve
posted 08-26-2005 07:14:09 PM
quote:
Talonus stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Of course not. You're not allowed to hate America!

Unless you listen to Green Day.

Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 08-26-2005 at 07:14 PM.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-26-2005 07:22:31 PM
FUCK THE AMERICANS OMG OMG all american girls are murderers why do you murder so much.

Zaza fucked around with this message on 08-26-2005 at 07:24 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-26-2005 07:23:58 PM
I have high hopes for this thread.

One hope is that I hope people keep the criticisms civilized and not attack one another.

The other hope is that we get a sort of global "fuck <country>" in the interests of world unity

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-26-2005 07:43:16 PM
quote:
Mod startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Do we get to make FUCK THE AMERICANS - threads every time the school board of Kansas decides that people came to earth in 200 BC on a flying space canoe?

We do that ourselves.

Besides, l'Equipe has had a hard-on for lance for years. This isn't shocking, and it's most likely not even true, considering what seems to have passed for their methodology.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-26-2005 07:51:28 PM
i like french people

..sometimes


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-26-2005 07:55:59 PM
quote:
Quoth Lady Delirium:
i like french people

..sometimes


French people are just like everyone else in the world: there are really nice people, and there are complete assholes. And, just as some people take American patriotism too far, there are French people who take patriotism too far.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-26-2005 08:05:53 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Knight Rider:
French people are just like everyone else in the world: there are really nice people, and there are complete assholes. And, just as some people take American patriotism too far, there are French people who take patriotism too far.

Don't forget to mention their freedom-hatin'.

You know, like americans are all fat.

And mexicans are all lazy.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-26-2005 08:10:07 PM
AND SWEDES ARE ALL SWEDISH LOL
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Maradon!
posted 08-26-2005 08:26:01 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Mod booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Do we get to make FUCK THE AMERICANS - threads every time the school board of Kansas decides that people came to earth in 200 BC on a flying space canoe?

Since when don't you?

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-26-2005 08:38:06 PM
quote:
Snugglits was naked while typing this:
AND SWEDES ARE ALL SWEDISH LOL

It hurts because it's true.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-26-2005 08:59:20 PM
Someone posted a "Fuck the French" thread.

It's not Christmas.

It's not my birthday.

But thanks for the present any way.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Vrook Lamar server
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-26-2005 09:04:22 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about (_|_):
Someone posted a "Fuck the French" thread.

It's not Christmas.

It's not my birthday.

But thanks for the present any way.


You never did elaborate on why you so desperately hate the French from your Air Force days in that other thread a few months ago when you promised to. >:[

p.s. oshi hay guyz

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-26-2005 09:10:40 PM
quote:
This one time, at Bloodsage camp:
French people are just like everyone else in the world: there are really nice people, and there are complete assholes. And, just as some people take American patriotism too far, there are French people who take patriotism too far.

That's sounding dangerously unAmerican there. You'll have to be labelled a traitor soon if you keep thinking like that.

Mod
Pancake
posted 08-26-2005 09:13:36 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
Since when don't you?

I don't think I ever made a thread titled FUCK THE AMERICANS that ended in "fuck the Americans" when criticizing some aspect of US politics. I think the closest anyone came was a 'fuck the south'-thread that was named that because it was about the webiste www.fuckthesouth.com. Most threads that criticize the US don't attribute the war in Iraq or whatever to "the Americans".

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 08-26-2005 11:54:38 PM
They're just jealous, even after loosing one (to testicular cancer) Lance still has more balls than all the french combined.
Tier
posted 08-27-2005 01:11:19 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
French people are just like everyone else in the world: there are really nice people, and there are complete assholes. And, just as some people take American patriotism too far, there are French people who take patriotism too far.

I... agree with Bloodsage.

On a random side note, the Devil called, it's freezing down there.

Peter
Pancake
posted 08-27-2005 01:13:33 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
French people are just like everyone else in the world: there are really nice people, and there are complete assholes. And, just as some people take American patriotism too far, there are French people who take patriotism too far.

I like how my Dad put it Haveing to work with the French.

Don't try to tell them to do more than one thing at a time, and that their leaders are festering rageing assholes. And avoid Paris if you can.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-27-2005 01:34:05 AM
quote:
Asha'man startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
I... agree with Bloodsage.

On a random side note, the Devil called, it's freezing down there.


Welcome to the dark side. Now get out from under Jackman, wipe your lips, and quit replying to people you've ignored.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-27-2005 02:27:58 AM
quote:
Bloodsage wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Welcome to the dark side. Now get out from under Jackman, wipe your lips, and quit replying to people you've ignored.

Aahh explains that...

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-27-2005 09:07:48 AM
nice, dumb thread
hey
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-27-2005 09:11:32 AM
quote:
Bloodsage got served! Bloodsage got served!
We do that ourselves.

Not according to Gallup polls, we don't. Hell, our fucking President's a creationist.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-27-2005 11:10:53 AM
quote:
From the book of Karnaj, chapter 3, verse 16:
Not according to Gallup polls, we don't. Hell, our fucking President's a creationist.

Oppressing religion oppressing religion.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-27-2005 11:19:51 AM
Just posting to say that I hate the French with every fiber of my being because they live far away
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-27-2005 05:09:21 PM
I wonder who is more hated in the world France or America.

Jackman fucked around with this message on 08-27-2005 at 05:18 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 08-27-2005 05:57:06 PM
quote:
This one time, at Jackman camp:
I wonder who is more hated in the world France or America.

France, what are you talking about nobody hates America, we are a Utopian society duh, we are the envy of everyone.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-28-2005 08:44:36 AM
quote:
In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, Jackman wrote:
I wonder who is more hated in the world France or America.

five years ago that question would have been laughable

oh america

hey
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-28-2005 09:14:59 AM
quote:
Jensus's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
five years ago that question would have been laughable

oh america


maybe you should stop hatin on freedoms

Kildace
French
posted 08-28-2005 10:31:51 PM
I like Lance Armstrong, should I still get fucked?
Just curious.

Edit: Wee, I've got a title! And it's short, sweet and to the point.

Kildace fucked around with this message on 08-28-2005 at 10:32 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2005 10:41:24 PM
quote:
Kildace had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I like Lance Armstrong, should I still get fucked?
Just curious.

Edit: Wee, I've got a title! And it's short, sweet and to the point.


Do you hate our freedoms?!

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-28-2005 10:42:18 PM
quote:
So quoth Kildace:
I like Lance Armstrong, should I still get fucked?
Just curious.

Edit: Wee, I've got a title! And it's short, sweet and to the point.


Nah some french are ok. it is just the government and most of the people that are a problem.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
All times are US/Eastern
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