So anyways today while sitting around the house on my day off I was informed that a Cow had died at the farm and was stuck between 3 stalls in the Hay barn. My Dad hadnt been to the farm in a few days so all we knew was that the Cow was between 1 and 3 days ripe. So anyways I head out to the farm with my Dad to go bury the damn fat piece of shit cause once a Cow starts to decay the Processing plants wont take them.
We show up and the first thing I notice is a bubble protruding out of the Cows ass, this bubble is about the size of a watermelon and later decided that it was the Large intestine of the Cow hanging out of the back of said dead cow's stinky ass. Second thing I notice is how much I want to vomit due to the smell, not only am I dealing with the smells of fresh Cow shit all over the place but along with that 1200 pounds of rotting Cow.
Anyways we get to business and begin to tear down stall beams to get the damn thing out of the barn. After cutting the beams down we had to begin to chain the cows legs together and hook it all up to the tractor. Sounds easy enough but after a cow has had a few days to decompose they tend to get slimey so this made attaching chains a little harder.
After we got the cow out of the barn we drug it about 300 yards into the woods and buried the thing. All in all it took a good 2 hours from start to finish, I only vomited 3 times which i was quite pleased with. Best part of it all was walking behind the tractor and getting to watch a watermelon sized intestine blow up.
So how was your day?
BeauChan fucked around with this message on 08-24-2005 at 12:55 AM.
However, that sucks you had to move dead cow.
Like, I got serious heebie jeebies from it. Weird guys should never talk about such things, it lends to the imagination. 
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Hey, I bet i can top that
Remember that one time when Ares said she saw someone die and it scared her, and everyone was like "pfft, so?" and it eventually escalated to (I believe it was) Call going "Oh that's NOTHING, I saw 80 people die when a plane crashed into the stands"?
There are in fact times where onesupmanship is not the game we want to play.
Also: 
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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