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Topic: PSA: I'm not gay
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-18-2005 09:35:44 PM
But I love the cock.

To help clear up some confusion people seem to have. That is all.


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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-18-2005 09:36:49 PM
Odd, that's how I define 'gay'.
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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-18-2005 09:38:07 PM
But I won't turn down a good looking chick either.

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-18-2005 09:38:59 PM
Only women can be bi.

Guys are either straight or gay.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-18-2005 09:41:38 PM
Why the fuck isn't this a flame thread?
Sean
posted 08-18-2005 09:55:50 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough, what the hell are you doin' out here? You oughta be in bed.
Why the fuck isn't this a flame thread?

Because he's a pussy.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 08-18-2005 10:04:58 PM
You forget where we are.
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-18-2005 10:21:50 PM
quote:
This one time, at Sean camp:
Because he's a pussy.

Because I forgot that people might want to insult me for my declaration.


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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-18-2005 10:44:53 PM
I don't think many people around here care about others' sexual orientations, as long as everything lines up at the appropriate moment.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-18-2005 11:11:17 PM
Rarely do people write their own titles that are actually funny.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-18-2005 11:16:56 PM
Maybe he has a pet rooster?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-18-2005 11:19:48 PM
quote:
Jackman had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Maybe he has a pet rooster?

I think he's a faggot.

And I'll go with that men can't be bi.

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-18-2005 11:23:09 PM
personally...i dont know how id feel about dating a guy whose bi

dont get me wrong, a threesome with two guys would be cool....but i dont know if id actually want to see guy on guy interaction


and for the record, i love gay people, so please dont take that the wrong way...im from MA!


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-18-2005 11:51:17 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
Rarely do people write their own titles that are actually funny.

Sweet, new title.


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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 08-18-2005 11:51:59 PM
Nono, men CAN be Bi.. I just dont wish to view such things.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-19-2005 12:01:15 AM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Kaiote gently hums:
Nono, men CAN be Bi.. I just dont wish to view such things.

Nonono, any man who love the cock is gay, regardless whether he dips his wick elsewhere every now and then. It's the bridge builder phenomenon.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 08-19-2005 12:04:48 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
Nonono, any man who love the cock is gay, regardless whether he dips his wick elsewhere every now and then. It's the bridge builder phenomenon.

But what about guys who dont love the cock, but enjoy boning other guys in the ass?

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-19-2005 12:06:46 AM
quote:
This one time, at Lady Delirium camp:
personally...i dont know how id feel about dating a guy whose bi

dont get me wrong, a threesome with two guys would be cool....but i dont know if id actually want to see guy on guy interaction


and for the record, i love gay people, so please dont take that the wrong way...im from MA!


Wait, did you just say you'd like to take it in both holes simultaneously?

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-19-2005 12:07:37 AM
quote:
Quoth Kaiote:
But what about guys who dont love the cock, but enjoy boning other guys in the ass?

Same thing.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. . .there's just the inherent double standard that comes with being a man: women can be straight, bi, or lesbo; guys can be straight or gay.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Skaw
posted 08-19-2005 12:18:16 AM
Maybe he was saying he likes chicken. God guys, way to blow things out of proportion!
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-19-2005 12:19:52 AM
quote:
Snugglits attempted to be funny by writing:
Wait, did you just say you'd like to take it in both holes simultaneously?

Fingercuffs.

LeMiere
posted 08-19-2005 12:20:21 AM
A dear friend once told me, "A woman who calls herself bisexual will end up with a man. A man who claims to be bisexual will do the same."

Doesn't mean I agree with any of you, though. You all think I'm queer- bastards.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 08-19-2005 12:50:30 AM
quote:
LeMiere's account was hax0red to write:
A dear friend once told me, "A woman who calls herself bisexual will end up with a man. A man who claims to be bisexual will do the same."

Doesn't mean I agree with any of you, though. You all think I'm queer- bastards.


I wouldn't call you queer..

a little south a fruity... but in an interesting and different way..

Now Aury.. He's queer.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-19-2005 12:53:10 AM
Hehe, I wonder how many PMs Lady D just got.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Sean
posted 08-19-2005 12:53:25 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Alidane said:
Fingercuffs.

I prefer 'spitroast'.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-19-2005 03:08:56 AM
I love the cock too.

And with "the cock" I mean my cock, so keep your pants closed.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-19-2005 03:45:14 AM
quote:
LeMiere had this to say about dark elf butts:
A dear friend once told me, "A woman who calls herself bisexual will end up with a man. A man who claims to be bisexual will do the same."

Doesn't mean I agree with any of you, though. You all think I'm queer- bastards.


I don't think you're queer... you're just one of those semi-angsty bishounen bastards that always becomes the target of yaoi fan-creations...

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-19-2005 02:10:23 PM
You're only gay if you swallow.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Ares
posted 08-19-2005 02:41:23 PM
OMG I love the cock too! We're like twins or something!
Steven Steve
posted 08-19-2005 02:48:55 PM
Hopefully you will all contract HIV.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-20-2005 08:51:58 PM
quote:
In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, Lady Delirium wrote:
personally...i dont know how id feel about dating a guy whose bi

dont get me wrong, a threesome with two guys would be cool....but i dont know if id actually want to see guy on guy interaction


and for the record, i love gay people, so please dont take that the wrong way...im from MA!


how about I take you the wrong way toots

hey
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-20-2005 08:58:32 PM
Voted 5 or maybe not.
Steven Steve
posted 08-20-2005 08:59:27 PM
Ha ha "I'm from Massachussetts"
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