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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-16-2005 08:15:53 PM
If you enjoy obscenity, vulgarity, beastiality, incest, and Bob Saget, you need to go see The Aristocrats. You'll be in teary-eyed hysterics by the end, I assure you. Plus, you get to hear some of the greatest contemporary comedians pontificate on their craft, which is surprising intriguing.

If you remember this thread, I linked to a South Park clip which was, in fact, a telling of the Aristocrats joke. Please note that this version isn't even close to the most obscene telling of the joke. Bob Saget or Gilbert Gottfried are closer to the top.

And a final note: this movie is NR, which means they're not admitting anyone under 18, period. For those to whom this applies, be ye warned. For the rest, get ready shit yourself laughing.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-16-2005 08:19:31 PM
I'll be seeing it this friday when it opens at one of the more local theatres.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-16-2005 08:28:09 PM
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-16-2005 08:36:08 PM
Oh, right, Kevin Pollack does Christoper Walken telling the joke. I was howling.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-16-2005 08:37:19 PM
The nearest theater planning to show this is 2 hours away
All times are US/Eastern
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