Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Jackman obviously shouldn't have said:
Tosses some kettle corn in convection oven.
Shut the fuck up.
If you're going to attempt some lame-assed board RP, at least do it right. Do something right for the first time in your miserable life.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about John Romero:
Shut the fuck up.If you're going to attempt some lame-assed board RP, at least do it right. Do something right for the first time in your miserable life.
I have to agree with this.
Jackman, what you're posting isn't even a complete sentence.
You suck too. 
While I'm all in favor for the freedom of speech, you can't post anything in flame threads that are actually against the law, such as beastiality or kiddie porn.
And since I'm not in Arkansas, that must be against the law. Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 08-13-2005 at 01:31 AM.
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Sean painfully thought these words up:
Shut the fuck up.If you're going to attempt some lame-assed board RP, at least do it right. Do something right for the first time in your miserable life.
For christs sake last time I did something right you were born (if you want to call that right, she called it a major mistake)
I use a Halogen convection oven to pop pop corn so piss off.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
And Gadani kinda sucked, cause he had zero context.
Jackman - Please stop posting. 
I have that awful habit of clicking the view user posts button because I usually just use the red dot to tell people they're stupid. But you're just painful to read sometimes. It makes me sad. 
Sean - I got a game card, so I'll start playing again soon.
Waisz - PM me with whatever you posted k thx.
Liam - Sup.
Sakkra fucked around with this message on 08-13-2005 at 02:52 AM.
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Jackman got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
For christs sake last time I did something right you were born (if you want to call that right, she called it a major mistake)I use a Halogen convection oven to pop pop corn so piss off.
Now I am normally not one to do such bashing, but words can not convey appropriately how incredibly horrid that was. Please for the love of all that is good in this world, learn how to be funny.
Anyway, what did Gadani do?
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Kegwen had this to say about Cuba:
You're only slightly betterAnyway, what did Gadani do?
Oh shaddup. I don't care what Gadani did, I just had to inform this fellow that the 'I'm your father' thing is older than dirt.
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Mr. Gainsborough has funnier quote texts than me:
Liam - Sup.
hey pal!
Too bad I've never actually said that to him directly.
Oh, and Jackman just fails at everything. I'm sorry, but I have not found a single one of your posts to be interesting in any sense of the word.
Well.. thats not true. They're interesting in the fact that I can't fucking understand why you say the shit that you do.
That doesn't make up for all the times he DOESN'T make me laugh though. If he makes me laugh I tell him-- It's positive reinforcement. See, we learned pigeons could learn through positive reinforcement, so I thought "why not Jackman?"
Clearly pigeons have the potential to be funnier than Jackman.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Jackman had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Its only because they view the world differently than I do.
See, that made me laugh alittle. I dont know why particularly, but it did. A lot of people's problem is that they see you posted and automatically say something like "JESUS CHRIST WTF IS JACKMAN POSTING AGAIN FOR!?" It stops them from reading your posts for what they actually are. I mean, most of the time they're right and you probably said nothing intelligent or witty; sometimes I think they're wrong. Manticore fucked around with this message on 08-13-2005 at 08:24 AM.
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Manticore enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
See, that made me laugh alittle. I dont know why particularly, but it did. A lot of people's problem is that they see you posted and automatically say something like "JESUS CHRIST WTF IS JACKMAN POSTING AGAIN FOR!?" It stops them from reading your posts for what they actually are. I mean, most of the time they're right and you probably said nothing intelligent or witty; sometimes I think they're wrong.
These two really dumb guys were walking along the beach one day. They had never been to a beach before and they were in absolute awe of all the seagulls. As they looked up in amazement, one of the birds took a dump on one dumb guy's head. "Oh my God," said the other. "I'll run back to the car and get some toilet paper!"
"Don't bother," said the splattered one, "I kinda think he'll be gone by the time you get back!"
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Goma had this to say about Pirotess:Well.. thats not true. They're interesting in the fact that I can't fucking understand why you say the shit that you do.
I'm trying to prove the chaos theory.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Jackman fucked around with this message on 08-13-2005 at 09:16 AM.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Mr. Gainsborough said this about your mom:
Sean - I got a game card, so I'll start playing again soon.
Kick ass. I need someone to duo with, and two dagger spec Rogues is just hot.
It's not something people hear about.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Sean was all like:
Kick ass. I need someone to duo with, and two dagger spec Rogues is just hot.
I'm not dagger spec anymore actually. Instead I'm pretending to be Addy with my Krol and I'm respeccing to 30/8/13 whenever I decide to log on. D:
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Mr. Gainsborough Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I'm not dagger spec anymore actually. Instead I'm pretending to be Addy with my Krol and I'm respeccing to 30/8/13 whenever I decide to log on. D:
Oh.
Well, that's alright. I'm thinking of going to a melee spec for grinding to 60 anyway. Just can't force myself to spend that 25g to do it. 
It's not something people hear about.
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Goma had this to say about Knight Rider:
There's a street near my house named Gainsborough Place. Every time I walk my dog it reminds me of Gains. This used to be a bad thing when I thought Gains was a freak of nature, but now that he's fleshed out into a cool dude I'm just like "sup gains?" whenever I walk my dog.Too bad I've never actually said that to him directly.
Oh, and Jackman just fails at everything. I'm sorry, but I have not found a single one of your posts to be interesting in any sense of the word.
Well.. thats not true. They're interesting in the fact that I can't fucking understand why you say the shit that you do.
My friend lives near a "Pepsi Avenue," and it's only a couple blocks away from a store that only sells 3 litre bottles of soda. Walking to her house without a drink in hand is dangerous x.o
And before you say this is off topic, WHAT TOPIC?!? Jesus.
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Kait had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
And before you say this is off topic, WHAT TOPIC?!? Jesus.
Hey, dumbass, it's a flame thread. No one's going to bitch at you for being "off-topic".
Christ.
Edit for clarification: There aren't any fucking rules in a flame thread. Doucheface. Gadani fucked around with this message on 08-14-2005 at 02:00 AM.
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Gadani got a whole lot of nerve:
Hey, dumbass, it's a flame thread. No one's going to bitch at you for being "off-topic".Christ.
Edit for clarification: There aren't any fucking rules in a flame thread. Doucheface.
true that, homes.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Liam was all like:
true that, homes.
lol 
Oh, hi Gadani.
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Gadani was naked while typing this:
Hey, dumbass, it's a flame thread. No one's going to bitch at you for being "off-topic".Christ.
Edit for clarification: There aren't any fucking rules in a flame thread. Doucheface.
Assdouche.
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OtakuPenguin had this to say about Captain Planet:
Who the fuck did Jackman used to be?
I still think he's Somthor. They're just about retarded enough.
It's not something people hear about.
