So, in celebration of this awesome occasion, post here and I will heap praise and adoration upon you, even if I must lie or invent praise and adoration to do so.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It's not something people hear about.
Seriously, way to go.
Me, I had just started college when I started coming here. I remember rushing home to listen to Diadem's radio show.
EDIT: And, on a related note, I appear to have developed some sort of photosynthetic coating. Bloodcookie fucked around with this message on 08-12-2005 at 02:13 PM.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Feels odd to have spent a chunk of your life here, doesn't it?Me, I had just started college when I started coming here. I remember rushing home to listen to Diadem's radio show.
I had just started Middle School when I started coming here. This is my last year of High School now.
That's a trip.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Give me a gift.
I like you being with us! 
Sean - Remember that time we got the crabs from that hooker? Well, I did make the new ice cream flavor taste
like crabs, but it didn't catch on. Maybe it was because I just mashed crabs and pubic hair into vanilla ice cream.
Sakkra - Maybe, but your sigpic has some dude getting a scrotumful of fist. I praise and adore that.
Tarquinn - Zuerst muss ich mein Wörterbuch finden, weil ich vergesse, wie "praise" und "adore" auf Deutsch
heissen. Ich bin leider zu faul, deshalb sage ich nur: du bist ein guter Typ, und du (und Rite, na klar!) hast eine
öffene Einladung, mich hier in den Staaten zu besuchen.
Waisz - Did you get any goddamned Japanese whisky? Either way, I praise you and adore your car.
Mort - It's funny you should say that, because just the other day, I was ejaculated on by seventy sweaty
men. Wait, were you one of them?! Oh, you rascal!
Bajah - Now, you could go two ways with that. You could go with "Cornhole," which ties in nicely with the
whole anus gag. The other way...no, wait, that's the only one. Anycrap, you, as you must know by now, are an
awesome dude, and I praise you for being awesome.
Fal - Remember, beans contain a lot of indigestible proteins that the bacteria in your colon just loooove.
Eat nothing but beans for a three consecutive meals, and your next shit will clear the house.
Bloodcookie - That's a pretty good one. I daresay that surpasses even bukkake. Unfortunately, all my funky music was optioned by the studio last year, so I can't buy it back for like 15 years.
Jensus - But you know a good deal more, and show a marked interest in learning, so that's solid.
Vorbis - I know, it's insanity. I've been through my last year of high school, all of college, and now the beginning of, like, real life. Talk about a changing time.
Liam - ilu2
Fizodeth - Then let's go get a hooker and see if we can't invent herpes-flavored ice cream!
Bloodsage - When I was 12 and 13 that was all I ever said. Luckily, I've moved on to my erudite expressions, like "fuckbag" and "asstard."
Trent - Well, I've got some fudge. You want that?
RK - I'm glad I could make such an impression. Or am I? Might this ruin me in the long run?
Delid - I haven't been drunk in at least 6 days. Of course, I did drink a tenth of whiskey on that occasion, so.
More to follow, I'm sure.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Since a lot of what I know comes from books and radio, I'm looking for specific articles to illustrate various claims, and it's slow work, and I've been lazy with it.
It's coming though!
Caid - Not everyone. I've silenced more than one room with an ill-timed "GAPING ANUS!" or something any sane person would find hilarious. But you're cool, so your observation is nontheless astute and appreciated.
Maradon - I eagerly await it, almost as much as I await the time you and I move into that all-gay senior community. Man, that's gonna be hot!
Delphi - According to the principles of doublethink, I can. Nay, I must! I have no idea what EC is! I've never even met any of you! You don't exist! Ignorance is strength!
Hireko - Post more, for it will be good if you do!
Monica - Sure do, dahling! 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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So quoth Sean:
You couldn't invent a new ice cream flavor.
Mountain Dew flavored ice cream would rule.
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
Mountain Dew flavored ice cream would rule.
I would fucking buy that.
It's not something people hear about.
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
Mountain Dew flavored ice cream would rule.
Sherbet, yes. Ice cream, no.
It's not something people hear about.
I can live with that. 
It's not something people hear about.
