I went to a mall on the other side of town(20 miles, different 'town' technically, crazy Metro area here) to play DnD. The session was really short, but I hung around afterwards and played games of strategy with the hot assistant manager.
Upon closing time I was going to go out to my truck to snag something I had forgotten, but stopped short at the glass doors. It was pouring outside. I then realised what the sound that was reverberating around the mall was, rain hitting everything really hard. So since we were both hoplessly far out in the parking lot, we decided we'd wait the rain out, and went back inside to the store.
So what I'm saying is, I hung around in a half lit store after closing, asking the person I was with lots of hypothetical questions from the game Would You Rather.
What did you do?
heh
Now I have to write an essay on Vietnam today. You know what Vietnam was like, son? You know what it feels like to have Charlie rape you with his machete while he's singing "DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ Y'ALL!"
It's not something people hear about.
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Doomie had this to say about pies:
Just curious, if she was hot why not get to know her better and ask questions outside of games?
A) We've been hitting it off pretty well(I've known her since like January, but have only really been getting to know her for the past month or two).
B) I do, we'll just go and hang out sometimes. We'll go bowling, or to a pool hall, or just sit around her house and talk.
But we asked each other notable questions like:
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Immidiatly after having an orgasm, you would forever have to make one of the two noises : Beep beep like the road runner OR giggle like(I forgot the cartoon character's name)
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Would you rather be ground down a 10 foot long cheese grinder OR have your genitalia periced by an untrained random person off the street
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Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a person you love and doesn't love you back, OR a person you don't love but who loves you
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Would you rather be able to have sex any time you want but never be able to fulfill your partner, OR only have sex once a month, but be able to give your partner multiple orgasms
So on and such forth, for around an hour, between us calling friends to complain about our odd situation.
I'd really like to get closer to her, but I know that she's very hesitant to do so because of my age. She's 25, and has a 2 year old daughter, I'm 18, so yeahhh. That and I know I'm not her body type. I've probably sunk myself into friend territory now, but you never know, especially since she's been given to "date people on and off" for long periods of time.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Oh BTW I was working at that time. So my day was typical slow, boring, and hot.
Ate really bad cake. Tormented Leo with music.
Got conscripted into downloading/burning a whole bunch of gospel songs/hymns as a favor. Some were REALLY hard to find, so I had to spend two hours browsing/listening to Christian music.
I sprinkled some Deathstars songs liberally amongst the CDs as payment.
