for me, the fruity commercial with the Fantana Girls in it, and the Enzyte commercial (that smile is really creepy)...
That's just WRONG!
*jibblie*
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Everyone wondered WTF when Manticore wrote:
The BurgerKing King comercials.
*shudder*
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Verily, Manticore doth proclaim:
The BurgerKing King comercials.
now now, the one with The King facing off against Darth Vader was priceless.
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How.... KaLourin.... uughhhhhh:
the old Old Navy commercials... had nightmares of that old coke-bottle glasses wearing woman..
She's dead now... So you can move on to Zombie Creepy Old navy lady nightmares... You know, they can be like, you're at the mall, and theres zombies... and ONE old lady zombie who doesnt want brains, she just wants to see you wearing Ultra Low Rise Boot Cut Jeans!!!!
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Everyone wondered WTF when Manticore wrote:
The BurgerKing King comercials.
Not only does he LOOK creepy...but the way he's just suddenly THERE.
They could make a horror movie with this guy.
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This one time, at Kaiote camp:
She's dead now... So you can move on to Zombie Creepy Old navy lady nightmares... You know, they can be like, you're at the mall, and theres zombies... and ONE old lady zombie who doesnt want brains, she just wants to see you wearing Ultra Low Rise Boot Cut Jeans!!!!
zombies eh? *reaches for the shotgun and .45*
He is wood that will not bend.
It's not something people hear about.
The guy appears to have an ego the size of Texas.
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FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK. It's not your fault, Vernaltemptress.
The guy appears to have an ego the size of Texas.
How can you not have a huge ego when you are the Devil himself. JOHN BASEDOW IS LUCIFER, PRINCE OF LIES. THE MORNINGSTAR.
It's not something people hear about.
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From the book of Timpofee, chapter 3, verse 16:
Anything that has a CG mouth over a baby's or an animals mouth... in fact anything with a baby/animal trying to talk in an adult voice where you can see the lips move... the new quiznos commertials come to mind..
oh and anything using Kai's powergoo to make the faces look interesting..
*shiver*
That reminds me of this weird anti-smoking one...where the baby suddenly has CG fingers and super-lips and pretends to smoke a cigarette...it was like..."Um, no." They coulda done such a better job with that concept -_-
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Sean had this to say about dark elf butts:
How can you not have a huge ego when you are the Devil himself. JOHN BASEDOW IS LUCIFER, PRINCE OF LIES. THE MORNINGSTAR.
HE looks like someone computer edited his pasty head onto a buff, tanned body.
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From the book of Sentow, Maybe, chapter 3, verse 16:
"Trixie to the Mach 5, Trixie to the Mach 5! Speed, do you hear me?"
"I'm in the middle of a race, Trixie! Don't bother me now!"
"Speed, listen! The bridge ahead - it's out!"
*gasp!* "The bridge is out?!"
"Don't worry, Speed, I have good news!"
"Tell me, Trixie!"
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"................!"
That's not a scarey commercial! That is a purely awesome commercial!
"Eat at Burger King or this guy will stalk you, find out where you live, and stand outside your window while you sleep!"
