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Kennatsu
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posted 07-22-2005 03:12:21 PM
just got home from work with lots of bruises. pain from the crushing damage in my elbow(left) and left calf, and a huge splint around my right hand. some teenager who wasn't a resident of the apartments i was watching was swimming in the pool and i kicked him out. a few minutres later he returned with a lead pipe and surprised me with a direct shot to the head. i used my arms to protect my head and was forced to the ground. i then used the bottoms of my boots to block his attacks on my bodt, but then he hit my right hand several times, half-fracturing the bone the pinky is attached to. he finally fled when a woman called the police, but not before busting up my radio along with my hand...

jeez... typing with one hand is tough...

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Bloodsage
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posted 07-22-2005 03:13:38 PM
Well. Now you know.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Sentow, Maybe
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posted 07-22-2005 03:13:39 PM
Holy shit, dude

Did the kid get arrested yet?

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-22-2005 03:14:40 PM
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Gadani
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posted 07-22-2005 03:17:05 PM
Uh, wow.

Glad you're okay. Mostly.

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nem-x
posted 07-22-2005 03:19:53 PM
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Suddar
posted 07-22-2005 03:30:38 PM
Uh yeah, press charges.
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Katrinity
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posted 07-22-2005 03:35:06 PM
Run him over with your car once they find him. Then back up. Then run him over again. Then back up. Then run him over again.
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Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-22-2005 03:45:32 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Katrinity was all like:
Run him over with your car once they find him. Then back up. Then run him over again. Then back up. Then run him over again.

internet tough guy?

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Ares
posted 07-22-2005 03:46:25 PM
Uh.. Shit.. Glad you're okay for the most part.
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Katrinity
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posted 07-22-2005 03:46:30 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
internet tough guy?

<punches Gains in the nose then gives him a cookie> I just believe in tough love! ^.^

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BetaTested
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posted 07-22-2005 04:08:03 PM
Shit dude. That's fucked up.

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Bloodsage
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posted 07-22-2005 04:11:06 PM
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Katrinity gently hums:
<punches Gains in the nose then gives him a cookie> I just believe in tough love! ^.^

Meet me at "the dungeon" tonight. Bring the kat-o-nine-tails.

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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
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posted 07-22-2005 04:13:19 PM
Oh man!

*hugs Kenn*

I'm sorry that happened to you, hon


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tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-22-2005 04:13:56 PM
Dude, that's not fucking cool.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
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`Doc
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posted 07-22-2005 04:48:53 PM
... ouch.
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OtakuPenguin
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posted 07-22-2005 05:05:25 PM
Dude, what the hell?

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diadem
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posted 07-22-2005 06:54:40 PM
i hope that kid loses a kneecap... and i hope you get better
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Nicole
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posted 07-22-2005 07:16:47 PM
Fux.

When you find him, shit in his coffee for me.



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Mike the Butcher
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posted 07-22-2005 10:11:47 PM
What a fucking douche, hope they catch him.

Sorry to hear that.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-22-2005 10:12:59 PM
quote:
Bloodsage painfully thought these words up:
Meet me at "the dungeon" tonight. Bring the kat-o-nine-tails.

Booooooooo..

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