Once upon a time, a hippy gave birth.
She wasn't sure just wtf she gave birth to! She loved her babies anyway. Well.. she loved one of them. The other she gave away to a monkey that lived up the street because it ate too much.
The other baby grew up to be quite a fashion plate!
As for our friend the baby hippy monkey.. he grew up to be quite tall and hairy! He should call his friend Pam sometime. LIKE NOW!
PS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIPPY MONKEY!
Have a happy, Mooj! 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Therefore, a happy birthday to you, Mooj.
Happy birthaday Mooj!
