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Topic: Stranded
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 06:28:25 PM
OK picture in an abandoned parking lot somewhere in the Midwest, there is a classic 1962 Eldorado convertible with one million dollars in the trunk.

Sitting in the car is

Azizza
Snoota
Khyron
Mr Parcelan
Delidgamond
And Nem-X

Only one person can drive away with the funds. There is no food or water... who wins?

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-15-2005 06:54:42 PM
I.... am confused.

My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-15-2005 07:06:58 PM
Probably Azizza, since he carries a bunch of firearms with him.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-15-2005 07:12:56 PM
Parce will give everyone silly names then ban them from the car.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 07-15-2005 07:15:24 PM
That's a lot of people to fit in a car
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-15-2005 07:16:41 PM
quote:
Iulius Czar enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
That's a lot of people to fit in a car

Someone's gonna have to sit on someone's lap.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 07-15-2005 07:24:19 PM
quote:
Iulius Czar had this to say about dark elf butts:
That's a lot of people to fit in a car

I know a lot of Mexicans. They've let me in on their secret. We can do it.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 07:35:48 PM
Those cars easily can seat 6.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-15-2005 07:57:38 PM
This skit was just on the Amanda Show on Nick.

In the end, the bailiff and Judge Trudy (one of Amanda Bynes' characters) drove to Vegas with the million in the truck since the keys where left in the car. Supposed to be a Survivor spoof.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-15-2005 07:58:54 PM
quote:
Jackman impressed everyone with:
Only one person can drive away with the funds. There is no food or water... who wins?

Quentin Tarantino wins after he sues you for ripping off one of his concepts. He wins again after he make the movie of it and it pulls down major coin at the box office.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 08:15:57 PM
Katrinity why are you watching the Amanda show?......
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-15-2005 08:26:33 PM
quote:
Jackman's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Katrinity why are you watching the Amanda show?......

Jackman, why are you ripping off jokes from The Amanda Show...?

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 08:36:19 PM
I'm sorry hey in the show it was a 74 caddy and I thought it was funny.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Flea
Pancake
posted 07-15-2005 09:38:21 PM
This thread just turned to crap with the mention of the Amanda Show.

Flea fucked around with this message on 07-15-2005 at 09:38 PM.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-15-2005 09:52:32 PM
quote:
Flea's account was hax0red to write:
This thread just turned to crap with the mention of the Amanda Show.

I would say that I disagree since Jackman stole a joke from it, which obviously includes watching it, and we now have tons of material to make fun of him with but...

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-15-2005 09:58:15 PM
quote:
Vallo enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I would say that I disagree since Jackman stole a joke from it, which obviously includes watching it, and we now have tons of material to make fun of him with but...

It's not that terribly un-funny.

It's just horribly, horribly stupid.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 11:05:36 PM
Channel surfing is my friend.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-15-2005 11:07:53 PM
quote:
From the book of Jackman, chapter 3, verse 16:
Channel surfing is my friend.

Admit it, you wanna tap that teenage ass and you watch it every day.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 11:17:26 PM
Truthfully I would not know what to do with teenage ass. I have been married too long and frankly am not interested.
I have a few idle daydreams here and there but thatÂ’s the extent of my wandering. When you have found the perfect woman there is no need to look further. My wife is a shinning example that there is someone for everyone, and thank _od that's the case.

Jackman fucked around with this message on 07-15-2005 at 11:19 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Gadani
U
posted 07-15-2005 11:22:19 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Jackman stammered:
Truthfully I would not know what to do with teenage ass. I have been married too long and frankly am not interested.
I have a few idle daydreams here and there but thatÂ’s the extent of my wandering. When you have found the perfect woman there is no need to look further. My wife is a shinning example that there is someone for everyone, and thank _od that's the case.

...You're married?

Aren't you the one that was seriously hitting on Katrinity, or was I thinking of someone else?

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-15-2005 11:23:34 PM
I know I'm not the shining star of humor around here, but damn you'd think my joke would last longer than that before being beaten into oblivion.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-15-2005 11:24:49 PM
quote:
Gadani Model 2000 was programmed to say:
...You're married?

Aren't you the one that was seriously hitting on Katrinity, or was I thinking of someone else?


That was him.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Gadani
U
posted 07-15-2005 11:26:12 PM
quote:
Vallo thought about the meaning of life:
That was him.

Maybe he just recently got married.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 11:27:34 PM
quote:
Vallo thought about the meaning of life:
That was him.

I dont think it was me, sure I like katrinity but I wouldnt ever say I was hitting on her. I think she is a nice person etc etc and I will leave it at that.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-15-2005 11:31:12 PM
quote:
Gadani said this about your mom:
Maybe he just recently got married.

One of his first posts, possibly even his very first, mentioned his kids.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 11:32:20 PM
quote:
Vallo wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
One of his first posts, possibly even his very first, mentioned his kids.

I dont recall ever mentioning having kids. You may be confused.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 07-15-2005 11:34:16 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Jackman:
I dont recall ever mentioning having kids. You may be confused.

I think it's just that you remind everyone of somthor, somthor.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-15-2005 11:35:27 PM
I get alot of that, good thing its not true or I'd be out of here.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-16-2005 12:10:10 AM
Am I seriously mistaken? God damn, I'm going insane. I coulda sworn that was him that was talking about his kids. I know he was hitting on Katrinity though, that's when we told him she was a man.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 07-16-2005 12:22:24 AM
Gender is a rather fluid concept on the internet.
Gadani
U
posted 07-16-2005 12:28:33 AM
Not really. How many times have you questioned someone's masculinity?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-16-2005 04:42:19 PM
quote:
Vallo said:
I know he was hitting on Katrinity though, that's when we told him she was a man.

I'll keep hitting on her anyway, because I love the cock.

Tier
posted 07-16-2005 04:49:22 PM
quote:
Gadani had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Not really. How many times have you questioned someone's masculinity?

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-16-2005 05:40:50 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'll keep hitting on her anyway, because I love the cock.

Why not I understand she has only a very small one...vestigial even.

or was that vaginal...So many words so little time to look them up.

Jackman fucked around with this message on 07-16-2005 at 05:41 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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