Sitting in the car is
Azizza
Snoota
Khyron
Mr Parcelan
Delidgamond
And Nem-X
Only one person can drive away with the funds. There is no food or water... who wins?
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Iulius Czar enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
That's a lot of people to fit in a car
Someone's gonna have to sit on someone's lap.
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Iulius Czar had this to say about dark elf butts:
That's a lot of people to fit in a car
I know a lot of Mexicans. They've let me in on their secret. We can do it.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
In the end, the bailiff and Judge Trudy (one of Amanda Bynes' characters) drove to Vegas with the million in the truck since the keys where left in the car. Supposed to be a Survivor spoof.
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Jackman impressed everyone with:
Only one person can drive away with the funds. There is no food or water... who wins?
Quentin Tarantino wins after he sues you for ripping off one of his concepts. He wins again after he make the movie of it and it pulls down major coin at the box office.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Jackman's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Katrinity why are you watching the Amanda show?......
Jackman, why are you ripping off jokes from The Amanda Show...?
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Flea fucked around with this message on 07-15-2005 at 09:38 PM.
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Flea's account was hax0red to write:
This thread just turned to crap with the mention of the Amanda Show.
I would say that I disagree since Jackman stole a joke from it, which obviously includes watching it, and we now have tons of material to make fun of him with but...
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Vallo enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I would say that I disagree since Jackman stole a joke from it, which obviously includes watching it, and we now have tons of material to make fun of him with but...
It's not that terribly un-funny.
It's just horribly, horribly stupid.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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From the book of Jackman, chapter 3, verse 16:
Channel surfing is my friend.
Admit it, you wanna tap that teenage ass and you watch it every day.
Jackman fucked around with this message on 07-15-2005 at 11:19 PM.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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A sleep deprived Jackman stammered:
Truthfully I would not know what to do with teenage ass. I have been married too long and frankly am not interested.
I have a few idle daydreams here and there but thatÂ’s the extent of my wandering. When you have found the perfect woman there is no need to look further. My wife is a shinning example that there is someone for everyone, and thank _od that's the case.
...You're married?
Aren't you the one that was seriously hitting on Katrinity, or was I thinking of someone else?
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Gadani Model 2000 was programmed to say:
...You're married?Aren't you the one that was seriously hitting on Katrinity, or was I thinking of someone else?
That was him.
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Vallo thought about the meaning of life:
That was him.
Maybe he just recently got married.
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Vallo thought about the meaning of life:
That was him.
I dont think it was me, sure I like katrinity but I wouldnt ever say I was hitting on her. I think she is a nice person etc etc and I will leave it at that.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Gadani said this about your mom:
Maybe he just recently got married.
One of his first posts, possibly even his very first, mentioned his kids.
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Vallo wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
One of his first posts, possibly even his very first, mentioned his kids.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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ACES! Another post by Jackman:
I dont recall ever mentioning having kids. You may be confused.
I think it's just that you remind everyone of somthor, somthor.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Vallo said:
I know he was hitting on Katrinity though, that's when we told him she was a man.
I'll keep hitting on her anyway, because I love the cock.
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Gadani had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Not really. How many times have you questioned someone's masculinity?
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Mortious had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'll keep hitting on her anyway, because I love the cock.
Why not I understand she has only a very small one...vestigial even.
or was that vaginal...So many words so little time to look them up. Jackman fucked around with this message on 07-16-2005 at 05:41 PM.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.