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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 07-13-2005 07:28:18 PM

oh my

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Pancake

posted 07-13-2005 07:38:49 PM

http://www.jaypinkerton.com/blog/archives/001161.html

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.

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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 07-13-2005 07:40:28 PM

quote:
Mod's fortune cookie read:
http://www.jaypinkerton.com/blog/archives/001161.html

Except these were actual Superman covers from back in the day and not someone trying to be funny.

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KaLourin

Illanae's Stooge!

posted 07-13-2005 07:41:24 PM

hah!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj

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El Cuchillo

RETARD! DO NOT FEED!

posted 07-13-2005 07:45:19 PM

Didn't somebody post these a few months back?

Still funny, though.

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 07-13-2005 07:45:25 PM

Ever read Batman #66?

"So! They laugh at my boner, will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners The Joker can make!"

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 07-13-2005 at 08:04 PM.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Pancake

posted 07-13-2005 08:14:40 PM

quote:
So quoth Snoota:
Except these were actual Superman covers from back in the day and not someone trying to be funny.

I know, both of those have been posted on SA a while ago. I just added the second one since it kinda fit the theme of the thread.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 07-13-2005 11:22:42 PM

http://www.superdickery.com/other/95.html

Hahahahahahaha

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 07-13-2005 at 11:23 PM.

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Sakkra

Office Linebacker

posted 07-13-2005 11:24:54 PM

quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
http://www.superdickery.com/other/95.html
Hahahahahahaha

Nice edit.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 07-13-2005 11:27:31 PM

quote:
Sakkra had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Nice edit.

What was the point of this post? I made a mistake and editted it..."nice edit."

We'll have to ask Benjamin Bratt how to handle this.

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Sakkra

Office Linebacker

posted 07-13-2005 11:33:16 PM

quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
What was the point of this post?

I had clicked post to say that it might be helpful to use the image tags on an image rather than a page. By the time I did this you fixed it. I then had nothing else to say.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 07-13-2005 11:34:17 PM

quote:
Sakkra embraced inferiority and said
I had clicked post to say that it might be helpful to use the image tags on an image rather than a page. By the time I did this you fixed it. I then had nothing else to say.

Well, I guess cooler heads prevailed. Thank God we didn't listen to that war-happy Bratt.

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Sakkra

Office Linebacker

posted 07-13-2005 11:39:29 PM

Evidentally they don't like linking to their images.

Sakkra fucked around with this message on 07-13-2005 at 11:40 PM.

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Pancake

posted 07-14-2005 12:15:29 AM

For some reason, I found the top center of this cover intensely hilarious. "March, April, whatever. GIVE US YER FUCKIN' DIME!"

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 07-14-2005 01:36:16 AM

quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and El Cuchillo was all like:
Didn't somebody post these a few months back?
Still funny, though.

Yeah, same title even.

http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=61456

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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OtakuPenguin

Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.

posted 07-14-2005 04:29:12 AM

Hey guys I hear the Joker is about to create a boner!

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Pvednes

Lynched

posted 07-14-2005 04:48:05 AM

LOL

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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 07-14-2005 08:42:57 AM

quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Yeah, same title even.
http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=61456

I only read threads from people I like.

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 07-14-2005 08:44:20 AM

quote:
ACES! Another post by Snoota:
I only read threads from people I like.

Huzzah, at least you like me enough to read my posts!

Lets have hot, sweaty sex!

Edit: Not with each other, of course.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 07-14-2005 at 09:54 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 07-14-2005 10:46:29 AM

quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Huzzah, at least you like me enough to read my posts!
Lets have hot, sweaty sex!

Edit: Not with each other, of course.

I'll go have hot, sweaty sex with a big booty Mexican bitch and you go have hot, sweaty sex with Gen and we'll share pictures.

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 07-14-2005 10:57:28 AM

quote:
Snoota said this about your mom:
I'll go have hot, sweaty sex with a big booty Mexican bitch and you go have hot, sweaty sex with Gen and we'll share pictures.

Gen? Genericgirl?

Cool, lets do it!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Snoota

Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

posted 07-14-2005 11:02:03 AM

Just don't tell Trent, okay.

Come to think of it, don't tell Gen either.

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