Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Snoota stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Even if Harrison Ford weren't 60(2? or 3? I think he was born in like 1942 or something), he'd make a horrible Max Payne anyway.
How so? he was a decent Decker in Blade Runner? Maybe Bruce Willis he does the same role over and over...
MP would be simular to the DH movies
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Personally, i don't know of any actor who can do the "pinching a loaf of approximate size and mass of a depleted uranium tank shell" thing that Max does.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Katrinity had this to say about Robocop:
I vote Christian Bale!
Only if he does more gun-kata.
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Katrinity got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I vote Christian Bale!
Only if he grows a decent chin.
He has already proven himself a a great tragic hero.
They could also get the guy who modelled as Max Payne in the second one, considering he is an actor.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Robocop:
Only if he grows a decent chin.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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A sleep deprived Bloodsage stammered:
Christopher Walken is the obvious choice.
I would love to see Christopher Walken do Max Payne.
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Arrenn Lightblade's account was hax0red to write:
I would love to see Christopher Walken do Max Payne.
this movie supposed to be a drama or a comedy?
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist's account was hax0red to write:
I should play Max Payne.
Faz would be perfect! The question is though..can he monologue? Katrinity fucked around with this message on 07-11-2005 at 05:46 PM.
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Pirotess:
I should play Max Payne.
YES
ALEX!!
And just for old times sake:
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
The last time he posted one it ended with him in his underwear flexing his ass muscles.
Give me Johnny Knoxville or give me nothing. (except a third game, which is in development)
It's not something people hear about.
Harrison Ford. Great as Decker, no questions asked, but he's no New York cop.
Thomas Jane. While an actor I greatly enjoy, he can't play Payne. Because, if you hadn't noticed, Max Payne is The Punisher.
Julian McMahon is too much of a pretty boy, I don't think he could hold his own in an action movie that didn't call for a full-body suit in every shot.
Clive Owen can't read lines worth a shit, but he does have close to the right look.
Hugh Jackman is overexposed.
Christopher Walken would be fucking awesome.
Jason Statham is starring in The Transporter 2 soon. I'd much prefer to see him as Agent 47 (of Hitman fame) rather than Max Payne, but it seems he was passed up for the part.
Faz has no adam's apple. He is a woman.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean obviously shouldn't have said:
[QB]And allow me to expand on the suggested actors:QB]
Christopher Meloni
you forgot him. he played a credibile pshcyo in OZ and of course he plays a NY city SVU officer on tv today
I think he could pull it off.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Cuba:
I can't hear it when girls talk.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Jackman wrote:
That must make for a very lonely sex life.
His hands do not talk.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Anyways, Christopher Walken WOULD BE A GOD AT THIS ROLE!
I'd be even better if they could find some way to shove willam dafoe in there too. The more great fucked up actors the better.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
