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Topic: This is an evil thread
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-11-2005 02:54:26 AM
From the time of this posting (approximately midnight, July 11th) Maradon has exactly three days to deliver his sister to me or face the consequences.

The consequences? Make the most offensive, ignorant, lame, unholy title you can possibly think of for Maradon. If he fails to fulfill this ransom, I'll choose the most horrible one and brand it upon his buttocks.

Three days.

Maradon!
posted 07-11-2005 02:56:39 AM
oh shit
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-11-2005 03:01:47 AM
Simple: "Registered Democrat."
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 07-11-2005 03:02:51 AM
quote:
Karnaj thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Simple: "Registered Democrat."

Karnaj wins.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 07-11-2005 03:07:08 AM
quote:
Noxhil2 probably says this to all the girls:
Karnaj wins.

I love Wind Waker

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 07-11-2005 03:08:20 AM

Too bad you can't have more than one title.

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 07-11-2005 03:14:29 AM
I am a registered liberal democrat who loves playing Wind Waker


It's verbose though.

EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 07-11-2005 03:15:53 AM
"I ReALplAYer"

"Forsake the Troops is the best site ever"

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Suddar
posted 07-11-2005 03:16:53 AM
Cease and desist immediately.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-11-2005 03:19:21 AM
His sister is pretty hot.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-11-2005 04:17:31 AM
Nintendo Fanboy
Ryuujin
posted 07-11-2005 04:33:18 AM
What you see is what you get.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-11-2005 05:12:34 AM
I was going to say that this thread is only the diet coke of evil, but then Karnaj spoke up and it became comedy gold.
Skaw
posted 07-11-2005 07:17:30 AM
I Miyamoto

Skaw fucked around with this message on 07-11-2005 at 07:17 AM.

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 07-11-2005 07:25:46 AM
quote:
Noxhil2 wrote this stupid crap:

Too bad you can't have more than one title.


You can't?

-H

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-11-2005 08:34:10 AM
NoDaraM?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 07-11-2005 11:12:11 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Simple: "Registered Democrat."

But wouldn't that be, "Registered Communist"? I mean, Democrats and Comunists are the exact same things.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-11-2005 11:20:14 AM
It's a bit long, but I've always wanted to title someone with this:

"I wet myself between the hours of 6 and 8 PM on weekdays."

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 07-11-2005 12:48:28 PM
"I was attacked by Parce, and all I got was this stupid title."
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Maradon!
posted 07-11-2005 02:09:57 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Dr. Gee booooze lime pole over bench lick:
But wouldn't that be, "Registered Communist"? I mean, Democrats and Comunists are the exact same things.

The funny part is that this is pretty much true.

The core of the american democratic party espouses marxist beliefs.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 07-11-2005 at 02:10 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2005 04:52:59 AM
Two Days

I will up the ante by placing Maradon's life in the hands of Snoota.

That is, if Maradon fails to deliver, everything he posts will be changed/deleted/editted at Snoota's mad whim.

indegloriafeestbeest
Not Smart
posted 07-12-2005 08:46:45 AM
quote:
This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
Two Days

I will up the ante by placing Maradon's life in the hands of Snoota.

That is, if Maradon fails to deliver, everything he posts will be changed/deleted/editted at Snoota's mad whim.


just out of interest parce,what do you think maradon's sister thinks of this? If this is some way to win her over,my guess is it's not working (it wouldn't for me) if it's just an excuse to torment maradon,go right ahead

you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-12-2005 09:17:12 AM
Wait he really has a sister? I thought that was CB in drag?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-12-2005 04:21:44 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
That is, if Maradon fails to deliver, everything he posts will be changed/deleted/editted at Snoota's mad whim.

Not much of a threat, Snoota is probably too lazy and apathetic to want to do anything of that sort.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2005 04:46:10 PM
quote:
indegloriafeestbeest had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
just out of interest parce,what do you think maradon's sister thinks of this? If this is some way to win her over,my guess is it's not working (it wouldn't for me) if it's just an excuse to torment maradon,go right ahead

It doesn't matter. Women are things.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-12-2005 04:50:54 PM
quote:
Jackman stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Wait he really has a sister? I thought that was CB in drag?

He really does, but she hasn't posted here in years.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-12-2005 05:40:25 PM
Well, coolness! She into Racist Hermaphroditic Midgets ?

Jackman fucked around with this message on 07-12-2005 at 05:41 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Maradon!
posted 07-12-2005 10:46:46 PM
quote:
Jackmaning:
Well, coolness! She into Racist Hermaphroditic Midgets ?

That's a negatory.

I need to make more political posts in order to sway your collective opinions over to giving me some sort of absurd political title...

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 07-12-2005 at 10:47 PM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-12-2005 10:52:00 PM
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 07-13-2005 03:39:43 AM
"If Communism is wrong I don't want to be right."
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 07-13-2005 05:24:42 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
It doesn't matter. Women are things.

That works so very well with your sig text ya know

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 07-13-2005 04:00:43 PM
quote:
This one time, at JooJooFlop camp:
Not much of a threat, Snoota is probably too lazy and apathetic to want to do anything of that sort.

Oh, no. I'm all for that one.

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