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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 07-02-2005 09:36:51 PM
Lord Vader has read your mind!

I did manage to confuse him once, I was thinking just 'car' and he kept guessing specific types of cars.

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Pancake
posted 07-02-2005 10:01:31 PM
I confused him with "testicles"
One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-02-2005 10:08:35 PM
Jawsome.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-02-2005 10:22:22 PM
I confused him on "Lightsaber" once, but that may have just been my answers. He got it the second time.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Malbi
posted 07-02-2005 10:27:50 PM
I have beaten him with Gnome and Wrench, attempting cactus now
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-02-2005 10:42:44 PM
He got sphincter.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-02-2005 10:47:14 PM
Tequila took 30. Zombie he got in 17
Steven Steve
posted 07-02-2005 11:08:45 PM
He never got calculus, or even math, but it seems math is a possibility, obviously.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-02-2005 11:26:37 PM
Amusing.

Stumped him on omelette, bong, corset and battery acid.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 07-02-2005 11:31:47 PM
I was thinking of facial hair. He only got hair though.
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 07-02-2005 11:44:06 PM
Didn't get wombat, though it was among the possibilities at the end.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-03-2005 12:05:59 AM
Vader doesnt know what a vagina is used for.
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Zaeron
Pancake
posted 07-03-2005 12:07:30 AM
Rabbit in 18.
Zair
The Imp
posted 07-03-2005 12:12:24 AM
I was feeling immature and went Dildo.

He guessed "ball of yarn", then "toy", then "sex".

When I said no to all 3, his guess list was:

-a knitting needle
-a bathing suit
-a fetish
-a magic wand
-a sphincter
-a bratwurst
-a table tennis paddle

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-03-2005 12:12:55 AM
I love how the King will sometimes come out and whisper a hint.

Just FYI, he knows what a Black Hole is D:
The questions he asked along the way were hilarious in the context of that answer. "Is it lumpy?" "Do you clean it regularly?"

Ha ha, I tried condom, gave him totally honest answers ("Does it go inside other things?"), and he came up with "condor."

Sentow, Maybe fucked around with this message on 07-03-2005 at 12:25 AM.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-03-2005 01:45:15 AM
Vader doesn't know about Wang.
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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 07-03-2005 02:00:14 AM
He didn't get 'plutonium', although uranium was one of the choices at the end.

He didn't get 'fuse box' at all.

He got 'laundry basket' in 28, after asking if it was bunk beds , an ironing board, or a pipe.

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 07-03-2005 02:47:36 AM
He guessed "toy", "sex", "game", "pleasure", "drug", and "fetish"... but he didn't get vibrator.

Among the list of options at the end: a rattle, a humidifier, electric toothbrush, tray of ice cubes, and a marionette.

Skaw
posted 07-03-2005 03:01:05 AM
quote:
Monica had this to say about pies:
He guessed "toy", "sex", "game", "pleasure", "drug", and "fetish"... but he didn't get vibrator.

Among the list of options at the end: a rattle, a humidifier, electric toothbrush, tray of ice cubes, and a marionette.


I had him guess "Joystick" "Pleasure" "Toy" "Sex" "Fetish"

List got me:
Nose Hair Trimmer
Perfume
Video Tape
Alcohol
Gingerale
Back Scratcher
Electric Toothbrush

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-03-2005 03:18:37 AM
I picked porn, and the voice over said "I can see into your mind.. and am deeply disturbed".

I laughed..

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-03-2005 03:23:01 AM
He didn't get ladle
Gadani
U
posted 07-03-2005 04:21:41 AM
He couldn't get "chicken".

I wasn't even answering the questions underhandedly, either.

Darth Vader sucks.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-03-2005 04:44:34 AM
quote:
Say that again, Gadani. Say it, I fucking dare you. I have chloroform, fishhooks and lots of time.
He couldn't get "chicken".

I wasn't even answering the questions underhandedly, either.

Darth Vader sucks.


Let's beat him up and steal his robot bits.

He'll never see it coming.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Maradon!
posted 07-03-2005 05:59:16 AM
I beat him on Cheese.

He kept guessing butter, loaf of bread, butter, loaf of bread

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 07-03-2005 11:59:28 AM
quote:
El Cuchillo had this to say about (_|_):
He didn't get 'plutonium', although uranium was one of the choices at the end.

I did plutionium, guessed it right after I said it wasn't uranium.

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Suddar
posted 07-03-2005 12:24:18 PM
If only he had his midichlorians! Then he'd show you all!

he didn't guess virtual pet either.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-03-2005 03:44:06 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Delphi Aegis wrote:
I picked porn, and the voice over said "I can see into your mind.. and am deeply disturbed".

So are we all.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 07-03-2005 06:47:08 PM
quote:
Suddar's momma typed this shizzle:
If only he had his midichlorians![/small]

"I'm thinking it's an ovary?"




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-03-2005 07:02:28 PM
Never did get Ballgag.
Gork
Pancake
posted 07-07-2005 03:46:28 PM
Missed Lightsaber twice, then got it on 29th.
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 07-07-2005 07:41:15 PM
He didn't get Chihuahua.

Smaller than a loaf of bread. Yes

I'm thinking of a Lhasa Apso. Close

Is it fluffy? Sometimes

Is it a Newfoundland :wtf: NO! (Newfies are XBOXOMGHUGE)

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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-07-2005 09:55:34 PM
I tried teaching him Ball Gag...

he guessed C-3PO

wtf

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