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Poll: Is he?
You can vote for up to 3 options in this poll.
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Topic: Is Murdoc a shithead?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2005 08:15:45 AM
What do you think?
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 06-29-2005 08:43:42 AM
Comedic tenth option.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2005 08:45:16 AM
quote:
Mooj enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Comedic tenth option.

Why not just paint your ass in red white and blue stripes and call yourself 'France'?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-29-2005 09:24:22 AM
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-29-2005 10:57:03 AM
quote:
Katrinity wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 06-29-2005 11:00:34 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Katrinity was all like:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-29-2005 11:38:37 AM
quote:
See, your Mr. Parcelan means your hair. So technically it's true.
What do you think?
Go suck on a lemon, Biff.
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Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-29-2005 11:41:55 AM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Duck Tales:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.

Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't if they could?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-29-2005 11:44:08 AM
quote:
This one time, at Snoota camp:
Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't if they could?

Someone who doesn't want oral herpes as well as genital.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-29-2005 11:45:02 AM
I have neither. Ergo, I would get neither.
Taylen
Pancake
posted 06-29-2005 12:01:19 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Snoota!
Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't if they could?

But the real question is. How many of them would swollow?

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-29-2005 12:30:55 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Katrinity wrote:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
Ares
posted 06-29-2005 01:01:50 PM
quote:
Katrinity stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-29-2005 03:04:55 PM
quote:
Katrinity was listening to Cher while typing:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
UBT
Pancake
posted 06-29-2005 03:18:30 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Robocop:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
Taylen
Pancake
posted 06-29-2005 03:22:32 PM
quote:
UBT had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.

Taylen fucked around with this message on 06-29-2005 at 03:23 PM.

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-29-2005 03:36:48 PM
Ya know..I always typo that word.

Should of been 'perform'.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 06-29-2005 03:38:09 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Katrinity wrote:
Ya know..I always typo that word.

Should of been 'perform'.


It's because you're a southerner. And thus have a crazy accent that somehow manages to get into your typing.

It's also amusing to see a typo copied so many times.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 06-29-2005 03:40:54 PM
quote:
Batty thought about the meaning of life:
It's also amusing to see a typo copied so many times.

With no one pointing it out, no less.

[edit]I didn't notice it either, just sayin'.

Alidane fucked around with this message on 06-29-2005 at 03:41 PM.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-29-2005 03:40:55 PM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Cuba:
It's because you're a southerner. And thus have a crazy accent that somehow manages to get into your typing.

It's also amusing to see a typo copied so many times.


Yes it is.

Anyway, option 11 seems to be winning this thread so far! Yay!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2005 05:37:33 PM
This thread was more successful than my wildest dreams. I must be some kind of entrepreneur.
Sean
posted 06-29-2005 05:45:01 PM
I do believe he is quite the shithead. Horribly obsessive, almost to the point of dangerously so.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-29-2005 06:23:06 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about dark elf butts:
11) Parce likes to perform fellatio on himself.

Shall we start a wager on what Parce will use to attention whore with next?

Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 06-29-2005 at 06:24 PM.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

NullDevice
Internet Tough Guy
posted 06-29-2005 06:25:57 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Shall we start a wager on what Parce will use to attention whore with next?

Delid made photoshop'ed animated gifs of said action.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2005 07:10:46 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Lyinar Ka`Bael stammered:
Shall we start a wager on what Parce will use to attention whore with next?

I forgot that it's wrong to voice an opinion that doesn't agree with yours

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-29-2005 07:12:32 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
I forgot that it's wrong to voice an opinion that doesn't agree with yours

I'll remember you said this the next time you complain about me taking a dump on your floor.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2005 07:13:46 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'll remember you said this the next time you complain about me taking a dump on your floor.

You sound like Karnaj when he said that pooping in my sock drawer was a form of artistic expression.

Poop is not an opinion.

Maradon!
posted 06-29-2005 09:27:55 PM
quote:
x--SnootaO-('-'Q) :
Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't if they could?

I wouldn't.

It doesn't matter whose it is, you're still a cocksucker.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-29-2005 09:49:28 PM
quote:
Maradon! attempted to be funny by writing:
I wouldn't.

It doesn't matter whose it is, you're still a cocksucker.


So when you masturbate you may as well be stroaking some other guy's penis?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-29-2005 10:23:26 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Shall we start a wager on what Parce will use to attention whore with next?

And yet, by wondering what Parce will do to attention whore, you pay attention to him. If you don't like what Parce posts, simply ignore him.

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Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-30-2005 01:01:57 AM
This thread is going places.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-30-2005 01:21:11 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
You sound like Karnaj when he said that pooping in my sock drawer was a form of artistic expression.

Poop is not an opinion.


Sure it is! Observe!

*squats over Parce's sock drawer*

I like chocolate,
I like fudge,
until I make some,
I wont budge!

*the mess is unspeakable, but the noise is worse*

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-30-2005 01:30:51 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Karnaj stammered:
Sure it is! Observe!

*squats over Parce's sock drawer*

I like chocolate,
I like fudge,
until I make some,
I wont budge!

*the mess is unspeakable, but the noise is worse*


This is why I turned to Jesus.

Maradon!
posted 06-30-2005 01:37:30 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq JooJooFlop booooze lime pole over bench lick:
So when you masturbate you may as well be stroaking some other guy's penis?

There's a world of difference between sucking your own cock and jerking off.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-30-2005 01:47:12 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
This is why I turned to Jesus.

You say that now, but you know you're going to be singing that song the next time you deuce.

quote:
Maradon! got served! Maradon! got served!
There's a world of difference between sucking your own cock and jerking off.

Not if you jerk off upside down, like resting on your shoulders and neck with your cock pointed right at you, because then you would wind up coming all over your own face.

Which is probably almost as gay as blowing yourself.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 06-30-2005 at 01:47 AM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2005 03:14:15 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ruvyen wrote:
And yet, by wondering what Parce will do to attention whore, you pay attention to him. If you don't like what Parce posts, simply ignore him.

I'd love to, if I didn't have to wade through bi- or tri-weekly hate threads like this one to find worthwhile things to read.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-30-2005 03:20:36 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Cuba:
I'd love to, if I didn't have to wade through bi- or tri-weekly hate threads like this one to find worthwhile things to read.

I'm not sure this makes any sense...

...you won't ignore me because you'd have to wade through blah blah?

Maradon!
posted 06-30-2005 03:36:12 AM
quote:
x--Lyinar Ka`BaelO-('-'Q) :
I'd love to, if I didn't have to wade through bi- or tri-weekly hate threads like this one to find worthwhile things to read.

I wish I could read parcelan's hate threads without having to wade through your anti-parcelan posts.

But I won't ignore you, just because.

It's a good thing you're here to stand up for 'Doc. Otherwise he might have actually escaped this thread without being offended!

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 06-30-2005 at 03:37 AM.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-30-2005 03:51:10 AM
I wish I could read Parcelan's hate threads and Lyinar's anti-parcelan posts without having to wade through Mara's anti-Lyinar posts.
Maradon!
posted 06-30-2005 03:58:10 AM
quote:
x--MortiousO-('-'Q) :
I wish I could read Parcelan's hate threads and Lyinar's anti-parcelan posts without having to wade through Mara's anti-Lyinar posts.

I wish I could read Parcelan's hate threads and my anti-Lyinar posts without having to wade through Mortious's pro-Lyinar posts.

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