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Topic: So this drunk guy comes through the drive thru at like two AM...
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-26-2005 11:03:13 AM
Butt naked. You know how the average penis size is 5.5 to 6 inches, and there are tons of male porn stars with 11-12 inches? Which means that there has to be tons of men with 1-2 inches?

He was easily only one inch long. If I were him I'd probably get drunk like that all the time, too.

Sean
posted 06-26-2005 11:04:59 AM
Why were you staring at a naked man's presumably erect penis?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-26-2005 11:05:42 AM
I'm too lazy to type it again just so you can showboat for the rest of the crowd.

<Snootay> Sean.
<Snootay> I am about to post something that is going to be twisted around against me from the very first reply.
<Snootay> But I have to post it.
<Sean> Okay.
<Sean> Nice choice of post icon.
<Snootay> Why thank you.
<Sean> But I really have to ask the required question.
<Snootay> It's hard to miss someone being ass naked when you open the window.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-26-2005 11:09:58 AM
Yeah, sorry about that. I had like 12 shots of Jägermeister last night.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 06-26-2005 09:00:39 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Karnaj said this:
Yeah, sorry about that. I had like 12 shots of Jägermeister last night.

So, wait, you're admiting that you are short?
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Sean
posted 06-26-2005 09:44:53 PM
quote:
Because Espio Idsavant is my friend.
So, wait, you're admiting that you are short?

Yes. Thank you, Espio, that was the joke.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ares
posted 06-26-2005 10:47:58 PM
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-26-2005 10:51:50 PM
Nope, I routinely drive drunk while naked and sporting my one inch boner.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-26-2005 11:50:53 PM
Well, I'm amused now.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-27-2005 01:02:16 AM
Holy freaking crap, it's Espio!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-27-2005 01:04:37 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael said this about your mom:
Holy freaking crap, it's Espio!

And he's missing obvious jokes! Amazing!

Kegwen fucked around with this message on 06-27-2005 at 01:09 AM.

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