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Topic: Gains' Anime Review - Eiken
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-20-2005 03:08:00 AM
Fan Service.

Fan.

Service.

FAN SERVICE

This is pretty much all that I can say about this anime. That and a few other words. Panties, boobs, more panties, more boobs, boobs, did I mention boobs? Yeah. Lots of boobs. Lots of panties.

And thats's pretty much it.

This anime OAV follows a high school student named Densuke who goes to school, falls on a girl with HUGE boobs, and then gets put into a club called the Eiken club which I have no idea what it's actual purpose is.

This anime is absolutely nothing other than constant setups for panty shots and showing of enormous, gargantuan, jiggling, bouncing titties.

This is the closest thing I have seen to a hentai that is not hentai in my entire life. One scene, Densuke and 3 girls are on a water slide filled with generic yogurt and Densuke gets his foot caught in a girl's breasts and her toes stuck in her mouth which proceeds to go up and down. I really don't know how this isn't hentai.

There's no recognizable plot other than that Densuke likes this one girl with enormous knockers and has to do stuff to make her like him, but she already does so it's just more knocker viewing. BUT THERE'S NO NUDITY.

I was worth the 5 dollars on the bargain bin I paid for it, but not much more. If you like extremely large titties, go buy this anime. It's not that funny though, amusing because of the bluntness of the fan service, but that's about it.

Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 06-20-2005 04:07:20 AM
Your review was entertaining but when you find yourself constantly coming back to a single topic repeatedly, you should try to use various synonyms to keep the writing fresh and the reader interested..

Father McKenzie fucked around with this message on 06-20-2005 at 04:12 AM.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 06-20-2005 04:14:24 AM
You're not getting a 5 without screenshots.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-20-2005 09:39:07 AM
quote:
Father McKenzie had this to say about Pirotess:
Your review was entertaining but when you find yourself constantly coming back to a single topic repeatedly, you should try to use various synonyms to keep the writing fresh and the reader interested..

You start paying me to review and I'll use writing skills.

Besides, I was made pretty stupid right after watching the anime. Booblitized, if you will.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-20-2005 09:40:57 AM
More fan service than Aika?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Bremen
Pancake
posted 06-20-2005 05:23:12 PM
How does it compare to Green Green?

I refuse to believe any anime, and most hentai, could be more perverted then Green Green. Ugh... now I'm thinking about it again.... auuuuuggggggghhhhh....

Willias
Pancake
posted 06-20-2005 05:30:51 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Alidane was all like:
You're not getting a 5 without screenshots.

Have fun. NOTE: Not quite safe for work.*


*As in huge boobs that your boss probably wouldn't like you to be looking at.

Willias fucked around with this message on 06-20-2005 at 05:33 PM.

Demos
Pancake
posted 06-21-2005 03:32:12 AM
Yeeesh, and I thought Naga the serpent was bad.
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