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Topic: Just when you think you've seen it all...
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-16-2005 05:48:25 PM
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-16-2005 05:51:01 PM
Wait, did I read that right?
Dude. That's what artificial insemination is for. It worked for the pandas, right?
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-16-2005 06:01:55 PM
quote:
The problem is a couple of animal trainers were having relations with the male. He has since lost all interest in mating with females of his species

quote:
You can let the trainer know up front whether you are into the rough stuff. We are anticipating a huge response, so to save time please include a pic and brief bio/resume.

Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 06-16-2005 06:11:14 PM


I dunno though..I think that "how to have sex with a dolphin" manual thing pretty much broke my suprise button.

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-16-2005 06:13:27 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Caela stammered:


I dunno though..I think that "how to have sex with a dolphin" manual thing pretty much broke my suprise button.


At least orangutang is closer to our species.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ares
posted 06-16-2005 06:24:07 PM
Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 06-16-2005 06:59:17 PM
Boyfriend problems again Ares?
Ares
posted 06-16-2005 07:02:52 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Cavalier-:
Boyfriend problems again Ares?

What can I say. I need the sechs.

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Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 06-16-2005 07:12:23 PM
....


JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-16-2005 07:16:43 PM
I await the inevitable headline: Canadian Gives Birth To Ape Boy
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-16-2005 11:18:17 PM
I'd whack off an ape for 10k.
Maradon!
posted 06-16-2005 11:36:45 PM
I seriously doubt this is a legitimate offer.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-17-2005 03:13:55 AM
quote:
Maradon! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I seriously doubt this is a legitimate offer.

It isn't, I'm quite sure. The last sentence gives it away.

Edit: Actually, the whole text gives it away, IMHO.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 06-17-2005 at 03:22 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-17-2005 08:02:41 PM
quote:
Ares spewed forth this undeniable truth:
What can I say. I need the sechs.

...


*boink*

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 06-17-2005 10:25:20 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Led wrote:
*boink*

Oh hey Led, didnt know you were back. How was boot camp etc?

Ok, I'm sure she's already posted a "I'm back" thread... but while I'm here in the US, I'm not really reading the forums every day... just whenever I am at someone's place that I can scam a router connection, or at a hotel with free WiFi..

All times are US/Eastern
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