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Ares
posted 06-07-2005 06:32:50 PM
How to make a Ares
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
1 part courage
5 parts beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

How to make a Ashley
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
1 part brilliance
5 parts
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

How to make a Ash
Ingredients:
3 parts mercy
3 parts humour
1 part empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!


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Addy
posted 06-07-2005 06:35:04 PM
How to make a Addy
Ingredients:
1 part anger
3 parts brilliance
1 part empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lovability if desired!
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-07-2005 06:37:54 PM
How to make a Trent
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
3 parts silliness
3 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-07-2005 06:39:35 PM
wuups...how do I convert all this html?

quote:
Trent had this to say about the Spice Girls:
How to make a Trent
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
3 parts silliness
3 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Lustfullness? o.o

Kait fucked around with this message on 06-07-2005 at 06:41 PM.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-07-2005 06:44:47 PM
How to make a Dennis
Ingredients:
5 parts success
3 parts brilliance
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-07-2005 06:46:34 PM
How to make a Karnaj
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
3 parts silliness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!


Wayyyy off. Where's the cold fury? Where's the contempt for the stupid? Where's the anus blood?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 06-07-2005 06:47:15 PM
How to make a Mr. Crabs
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
5 parts humour
5 parts joy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little fitness if desired!

How to make a Jason
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts silliness
3 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little wisdom if desired!

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 06-07-2005 06:47:49 PM
How to make a Caela


Ingredients:
1 part mercy
1 part humour
3 parts joy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little curiosity if desired!

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-07-2005 06:49:46 PM
How to make a Xyrra

Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts self-sufficiency
1 part energy

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-07-2005 06:50:13 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Cuba:
How to make a Karnaj
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
3 parts silliness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!


Wayyyy off. Where's the cold fury? Where's the contempt for the stupid? Where's the anus blood?


I swear to Apollo "Contempt for the Stupid" would be a fantastic band name.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 06-07-2005 06:51:50 PM
quote:
Kait obviously shouldn't have said:
I swear to Apollo "Contempt for the Stupid" would be a fantastic band name.

When did you start worshipping Greek Gods?

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-07-2005 06:52:02 PM
How to make a Densetsu
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
1 part humour
5 parts joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!


How to make a Lance
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
5 parts silliness
5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Peter
Pancake
posted 06-07-2005 06:58:18 PM
How to make a Peter
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
1 part crazyiness
1 part ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little emotion if desired!
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Blackened
posted 06-07-2005 06:58:21 PM
How to make a Tim
Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts brilliance
3 parts empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Success. Brilliance. Empathy. Sadness?


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 06-07-2005 06:59:08 PM
How to make a James
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
3 parts silliness
1 part energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of happiness!
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-07-2005 07:11:40 PM
quote:
Mr. Crabs Model 2000 was programmed to say:
When did you start worshipping Greek Gods?

Eh, about six years ago
Not "gods", "god" .....it's a long story. Don't ask.

quote:
Blackened enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
How to make a Tim
Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts brilliance
3 parts empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Success. Brilliance. Empathy. Sadness?

Poor,poor, poor, poor Blackened Because your sigpic is cute, I will allow you to hug me for the time being.

Kait fucked around with this message on 06-07-2005 at 07:12 PM.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-07-2005 07:14:31 PM
How to make a JooJooFlop
Ingredients:
1 part pride
5 parts arrogance
1 part instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

Wow, I bet I taste like an asshole.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 06-07-2005 07:17:35 PM
How to make a Janus
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts courage
3 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

How to make a Patrick
Ingredients:
3 parts success
3 parts courage
3 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!

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Malbi
posted 06-07-2005 07:24:24 PM
How to make a Malbi
Ingredients:
1 part pride
5 parts arrogance
3 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little caring if desired!
...O_O

How to make a Alan
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
3 parts silliness
5 parts ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

sounds right

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 06-07-2005 07:27:59 PM
How to make a jackman
Ingredients:
1 part success
1 part ambition
3 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 06-07-2005 07:30:26 PM
How to make a Vernaltemptress

Ingredients:
5 parts success
5 parts brilliance
1 part empathy

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!


Hmm... maybe we should run with this concept and suggest mixes for members on EC?

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-07-2005 07:37:51 PM
I call... something with lots of tequila
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-07-2005 07:37:59 PM
This thread would be funnier if other people made other people's cocktails.
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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-07-2005 07:40:28 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
This thread would be funnier if other people made other people's cocktails.

This thread would be funnier if the results weren't completely random -_-
I have a better idea: What Type of Villain are You?

I'm a Super Villain, if anyone cares.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 06-07-2005 07:57:49 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
This thread would be funnier if other people made other people's cocktails.


I challenge you to amuse us, by createing a thread where you have done just that.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Malbi
posted 06-07-2005 08:20:45 PM
quote:
Kait said this about your mom:
This thread would be funnier if the results weren't completely random -_-
I have a better idea: What Type of Villain are You?

I'm a Super Villain, if anyone cares.

Evil Genius
MUAHAHAHA

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-07-2005 08:25:31 PM
How to make a Nicole
Ingredients:
5 parts success
5 parts self-sufficiency
1 part ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lovability if desired!

That's about as wrong as you can get.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-07-2005 08:31:55 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Crabs absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
When did you start worshipping Greek Gods?

All the cool weirdos are doing it!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-07-2005 08:57:01 PM
How to make a Ruvyen
Ingredients:
5 parts success
3 parts silliness
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!

...Wow.

[EDIT- I also put my real name in, but it gave me 5 parts Intelligence, 5 parts Brilliance, 5 parts Empathy. Doesn't really describe me as well as the Ruvyen one. ]

Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 06-07-2005 at 08:58 PM.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Razor
posted 06-07-2005 08:58:29 PM
How to make a Xaerorazor
Ingredients:
5 parts success
1 part ambition
1 part empathy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!

How to make a Razor
Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part self-sufficiency
1 part joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little wisdom if desired!

How to make a Andrew
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
1 part brilliance
3 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

and for the Villian: Double Agent/Sneaky Villian

Razor fucked around with this message on 06-07-2005 at 08:59 PM.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-07-2005 10:53:06 PM
How to make a Mr. Gains

Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence
1 part crazyiness
1 part ego

Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Uh...right.

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Fox
Loser
posted 06-07-2005 11:01:15 PM
How to make a Vin

Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
5 parts crazyiness
3 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!

How to make a Fox
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts ambition
5 parts
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

I'm missing a part!

The warning labels are great. IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP VINVEN AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

Fox fucked around with this message on 06-07-2005 at 11:09 PM.

"It takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not."
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-08-2005 12:00:53 AM
How to make a Monica
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
5 parts crazyiness
1 part beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lovability if desired!
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CBTao
Pancake
posted 06-08-2005 12:04:33 AM
How to make a CBTao
Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
1 part silliness
5 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little fitness if desired!

How to make a Chris
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts silliness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lustfulness if desired!

Dead fucking on.

CBTao fucked around with this message on 06-08-2005 at 12:05 AM.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-08-2005 12:24:20 AM
I already have claimed the Italian Valium as my personal shot. Nummers.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Byrnie
Pancake
posted 06-08-2005 12:39:55 AM
How to make a Byrnie
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
3 parts self-sufficiency
1 part leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!


How to make a Nick
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
5 parts courage
5 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-08-2005 08:20:27 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Densetsu:
Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

Curious Dens, the curious little mon-key! He's as curious, as curious can be.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Sean
posted 06-08-2005 08:59:48 AM
Aww hell yeah

How to make a Greenlit

Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts ambition
1 part empathy

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little caring if desired!

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-08-2005 09:46:33 AM
How to make a Katrinity

Ingredients:
3 parts success
5 parts humour
1 part (Cookie)

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-08-2005 12:31:51 PM
How to make a Gary

Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
5 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

3 parts of what? I have 3 unknown parts!

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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