"This is great," he thought as he roared down the interstate. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more, flying down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph!
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man ..."Sir," he said, looking at his watch. My shift ends in 30 minutes; and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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A cop was sitting on the side of the Highway with his radar gun waiting to catch speeding cars all day with no luck. (They have a quota you know) Finally a sports car goes flying by him and he sets his lights flashing and chases the car down. When he gets up to the window he says to the teenager driving "I have been waiting for you all day!" To which the teen responds"I got here as fast as I could officer!"
The cop laughed so hard he had tears running down his face, needless to say he let the kid go.
True Story
quote:What makes that needless to say?
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needless to say he let the kid go.
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Out of a possible 10, Jet scored a straight 1 with:
A friend of mine's husband is a cop and she told me this story.A cop was sitting on the side of the Highway with his radar gun waiting to catch speeding cars all day with no luck. (They have a quota you know) Finally a sports car goes flying by him and he sets his lights flashing and chases the car down. When he gets up to the window he says to the teenager driving "I have been waiting for you all day!" To which the teen responds"I got here as fast as I could officer!"
The cop laughed so hard he had tears running down his face, needless to say he let the kid go.True Story
I've heard that one a few times, too 
