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Blackened
posted 06-02-2005 01:06:58 PM
Get to it, chop chop.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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Maradon!
posted 06-02-2005 01:08:10 PM
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-02-2005 01:10:58 PM
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-02-2005 01:12:56 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, JooJooFlop scored a straight 1 with:

oh dear god.

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Sean
posted 06-02-2005 01:15:18 PM
I decline.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 06-02-2005 01:32:40 PM
ok
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-02-2005 01:48:55 PM
quote:
Roll the dice to see if JooJooFlop is getting drunk!
I vaguely remember that series. Planet of the Ewoks, or something.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-02-2005 01:50:54 PM
hurr hurr.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Phoenix
Pancake
posted 06-02-2005 02:08:43 PM
All right.
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Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 06-02-2005 02:09:36 PM
I refuse to pos... shit.
leifchappelle.com
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-02-2005 02:14:53 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Blackened
posted 06-02-2005 02:15:55 PM
Shave.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-02-2005 02:16:29 PM
Somehow I anticipate a low likelihood of you making a post in the near future.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-02-2005 02:19:45 PM
post n junk.

Is it 5 yet?

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-02-2005 02:25:41 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-02-2005 02:31:03 PM
quote:
Oh Blackened. Oh Blackened! Oh Blackened!!;
Shave.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-02-2005 02:36:58 PM


Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-02-2005 03:30:35 PM
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 06-02-2005 03:30:46 PM
The gaping maw of the abyss scares me.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-02-2005 04:59:19 PM
hahah Delid has two chins and looks like a perverted junior high gym coach. Nice moustache, man!

Bajah fucked around with this message on 06-02-2005 at 04:59 PM.

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-02-2005 05:25:36 PM
Seriously, as a man who can actually grow facial hair in a meaningful way, shave. You look like a damn fool.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Sean
posted 06-02-2005 06:24:16 PM
quote:
Yes, Gydyon deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
Seriously, as a man who can actually grow facial hair in a meaningful way, shave. You look like a damn fool.

He looks like a highway cop.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-02-2005 08:11:57 PM
You all wish you had my neck fat

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-02-2005 08:15:58 PM
Hello.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Zair
The Imp
posted 06-02-2005 08:20:19 PM
The crap vote was me accidently clicking it while reading.
FYI
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Lesage
APPROVED
posted 06-03-2005 02:27:11 AM
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Maradon! thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:


Ok, the scariest thing about that post is NOT the picture presented within(though that is pretty vile), but rather the FUCKING CREEPY SIGPIC that you have.

I know it's been there for a while, but dammit, I've just gathered the courage to look at it. EYEBALLS ARE MISSING FOR CHRISSAKES!

Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
^^Good times there!

Still always, Not-Dude.

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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 06-03-2005 05:02:17 AM
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-03-2005 05:07:29 AM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Reading Rainbow:

Awesome.

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-03-2005 06:46:02 AM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Knight Rider:

Hahahahahahahaha

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-03-2005 11:41:12 AM
quote:
Batty wrote this in the snow with their pee:

I'm going to hell for laughing at that... I'll never look at one of those little yellow signs the same way ever again.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-03-2005 11:54:20 AM
Batty wins!
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-03-2005 11:58:08 AM
quote:
Batty wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
[xIMG]http://batutisz.homestead.com/files/baby_on_board.jpg[/IMG]

Rinaka of Malfurion
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