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Poll: What should Jackman's fate be?
You can vote for up to 3 options in this poll.
Author
Topic: The Trial of Jackman
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-27-2005 09:44:48 PM
So there's been some uproar about Jackman lately and I notice a lot of people are upset.

I asked Zaza, my good friend and patron saint, about justice. He said a lot of things about mob rule and the death penalty, but then a Sinbad marathon came on and I kind of lost interest.

The jist of it, I'm pretty sure, was that we should let the people decide the fate of Jackman.

I'm not really sure what he did, though, so we'll let everyone decide, because I think someone had a good idea of what he did.

So cast your votes.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 05-27-2005 09:49:46 PM
at most, give him a silly title.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-27-2005 09:51:12 PM
quote:
Manticore's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
at most, give him a silly title.

And at least?

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-27-2005 09:52:12 PM
I am blissfully unaware of having made anyone any more upset than they normaly are. Least the polls don't look that bad .
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 05-27-2005 09:52:52 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
And at least?

and atleast, I think kait had that spanking coming to her anyway.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-27-2005 09:52:58 PM
quote:
jackman stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I am blissfully unaware of having made anyone any more upset than they normaly are. Least the polls don't look that bad .

People are concerned about your stance on the budget.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-27-2005 09:54:22 PM
Which budget? What is the right answer here? I don't know what to do or say!
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 05-27-2005 09:55:02 PM
quote:
jackman stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Which budget? What is the right answer here? I don't know what to do or say!

Just shut yer trap and bend over, it'll be over shortly.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-27-2005 09:55:29 PM
quote:
jackman got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Which budget? What is the right answer here? I don't know what to do or say!

just stfu* imo

*believe it or not, this is a friendly suggestion

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-27-2005 09:55:52 PM
3,7,8
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-27-2005 09:56:37 PM
Jens
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 05-27-2005 09:56:41 PM
Yes, let's spank Kait. Maradon will flip the bill.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 05-27-2005 09:57:57 PM
Force his name to be properly capitolized!
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-27-2005 10:00:01 PM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit's fortune cookie read:
Force his name to be properly capitolized!

Some kind of referendum, perhaps?

Blackened
posted 05-27-2005 10:08:44 PM

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-27-2005 10:34:00 PM
MMMMM if I must bend over and take it can you please use the new warming KY personal lubricant? Any chance of a curtesy reach around while you are at it?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-27-2005 10:50:40 PM
voted 1 2 and 9 GUYS
hey
Mod
Pancake
posted 05-28-2005 04:46:46 AM
Banning people by poll, wow this is a new low.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Demos
Pancake
posted 05-28-2005 05:44:18 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mod said this:
Banning people by poll, wow this is a new low.

Because that option is TOTALLY winning and even if it was would certainly be followed through with.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-28-2005 05:50:12 AM
quote:
Blackened was listening to Cher while typing:

They messed that up in that movie. Thumbs down meant weapons down. The killing sign was a thumb to the side and then pressed to the neck, as in the characteristic gladiatorial execution blow.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 05-28-2005 06:11:31 AM
Whatever the outcome, Kait must be spanked.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-28-2005 06:45:07 AM
quote:
Mod got a whole lot of nerve:
Banning people by poll, wow this is a new low.

Yeah because he's actually going to be banned.

Flea
Pancake
posted 05-28-2005 07:27:04 AM
quote:
Azymyth had this to say about Knight Rider:
Whatever the outcome, Kait must be spanked.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-28-2005 07:56:52 AM
Maradon MUST pay for his sins! if not for the ducks he beat with his tiny... staff, for the children who suffered. won't somoene think of the children?
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-28-2005 07:58:18 AM
quote:
Verily, Pvednes doth proclaim:
They messed that up in that movie. Thumbs down meant weapons down. The killing sign was a thumb to the side and then pressed to the neck, as in the characteristic gladiatorial execution blow.

wouldn't that just hurt sales and confuse people?

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Mod
Pancake
posted 05-28-2005 09:08:23 AM
quote:
Liam probably says this to all the girls:
Yeah because he's actually going to be banned.

Who knows?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-28-2005 09:19:49 AM
quote:
One thousand monkies on one thousand typewriters would eventually write what Mod said;
Who knows?

Everyone but you?

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-28-2005 09:21:00 AM
quote:
Delidgamond got a whole lot of nerve:
Everyone but you?

No no, this is a completely serious topic and the outcomes will be as dire as those listed.

I mean, Parcelan is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Sean
posted 05-28-2005 09:25:34 AM
quote:
Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Liam?
I mean, Parcelan is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

listen man shut the fuck up or parce will ban you too he banned me and black for less

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-28-2005 11:08:54 AM
I fixed my name. Any other resonable requests?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-28-2005 11:19:47 AM
Now my vote was worthless. MISTRIAL!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Blackened
posted 05-28-2005 11:22:23 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Jackman:
I fixed my name. Any other resonable requests?
1. Post on topic. Don't create new topics mid-thread intentionally.

2. Work on your grammar a bit.

3. Try to post things that are slightly more relevant or entertaining.

quote:
Pvednes was naked while typing this:
They messed that up in that movie. Thumbs down meant weapons down. The killing sign was a thumb to the side and then pressed to the neck, as in the characteristic gladiatorial execution blow.
p.s. thanks for this pved it was a perfect example of what not to post for our friend pal bud Jackie.

Jackman: Note how exceedingly off-topic and irrelevant this was! It really didn't contribute a damn thing to the thread, nor was it entertaining. Granted I am being a little harsh here because it certainly was a vaguely interesting thing to know. But for the purpose of the thread and in the context of what the Thumbs-Down in the movie represented, it really has no place.

Blackened fucked around with this message on 05-28-2005 at 11:26 AM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 05-28-2005 12:09:16 PM
quote:
Pvednes was naked while typing this:
They messed that up in that movie. Thumbs down meant weapons down. The killing sign was a thumb to the side and then pressed to the neck, as in the characteristic gladiatorial execution blow.

I was pretty sure that they had yet to positively determine which thumb gesture meant what because there was support for either way. Could be outdated though.

Ares
posted 05-28-2005 12:16:35 PM
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-28-2005 03:35:51 PM
Well, okay, it seems like the votes have been cast, but there are two questions remaining.

1. Who should spank Kait?

2. What is Maradon paying for?

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 05-28-2005 04:27:46 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Well, okay, it seems like the votes have been cast, but there are two questions remaining.

1. Who should spank Kait? I vote Kagrama since he will undoubtedly share the tale of tail with us.

2. What is Maradon paying for? Buffalo wings. Lots of them.


There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 05-28-2005 08:37:12 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
Well, okay, it seems like the votes have been cast, but there are two questions remaining.

2. What is Maradon paying for?


My copy of Jade Empire.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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