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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-25-2005 11:53:20 AM
That runaway bride chick is getting charged.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 05-25-2005 12:29:55 PM
I cant stand that picture they keep using of her.

Looks like her eyes are about to explode out of her head.

That said, I'm glad they are. If I was a tax payer down there I would be mad if my money went towords finding some girl who simply got cold feet for her wedding.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 05-25-2005 12:35:14 PM
Good for them! Hope she's enjoying all the attention she so obviously wanted. Now hopefully she'll have a felony conviction on her record to make it so very worthwhile to have cried "Wolf".

If I had been her fiance` I'd have told her to stay in Albuquerque and to shove off! I think he's more of a fucktard than she is! It would seem love in this case is blind, deaf and dumb.

http://www.bloodfin.net
Ares
posted 05-25-2005 03:03:42 PM
quote:
Verily, Reynar doth proclaim:
I cant stand that picture they keep using of her.

Looks like her eyes are about to explode out of her head.


All of her pictures look like that... ALL of them. I saw about 10 different ones, and in every picture her eyes try to eat my soul.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-25-2005 04:48:56 PM
Now, will the media a. follow the protests against her charges, or b. find some trite new triviality of American pop culture to obsess over?
We shall soon find out!

Edit: reworded for added pleasure!

quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ares said this:
All of her pictures look like that... ALL of them. I saw about 10 different ones, and in every picture her eyes try to eat my soul.

I thought that's supposed to be sexy, or something? "Her piercing gaze," "her soulful stare," etc.

Kait fucked around with this message on 05-25-2005 at 04:50 PM.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Lesage
APPROVED
posted 05-25-2005 04:52:42 PM
Y'know, it kinda sucks that my hometown gets the national spotlight for a runaway bride.

As for her scary ass soul eating eyes, there's a billboard here in Duluth that has a huge version of that picture as a sort of missing person ad, with "CASE SOLVED: COLD FEET" splattered over the top of it. It's freaky as hell to be driving along at night to see EYES OF HELL glaring at you.

Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
^^Good times there!

Still always, Not-Dude.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-25-2005 04:54:00 PM
quote:
How.... Lesage.... uughhhhhh:
Y'know, it kinda sucks that my hometown gets the national spotlight for a runaway bride.

As for her scary ass soul eating eyes, there's a billboard here in Duluth that has a huge version of that picture as a sort of missing person ad, with "CASE SOLVED: COLD FEET" splattered over the top of it. It's freaky as hell to be driving along at night to see EYES OF HELL glaring at you.


*can't...breathe...from laughter...*
Someone needs to make that into a guest strip for some political webcomic.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 05-25-2005 05:02:20 PM
quote:
Kait wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
"her soulless stare,"

Fixed that for you.

I heard Duluth, and thought of MN and wondered if it was anyone I knew.

http://www.bloodfin.net
Lesage
APPROVED
posted 05-25-2005 05:11:34 PM
I found a picture of the billboard! Like you people care, but I'm sharing anyway.

Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
^^Good times there!

Still always, Not-Dude.

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 05-25-2005 06:14:40 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Good for them! Hope she's enjoying all the attention she so obviously wanted. Now hopefully she'll have a felony conviction on her record to make it so very worthwhile to have cried "Wolf".

If I had been her fiance` I'd have told her to stay in Albuquerque and to shove off! I think he's more of a fucktard than she is! It would seem love in this case is blind, deaf and dumb.


Urgh! He-man!

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-25-2005 06:52:04 PM
quote:
Lesage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I found a picture of the billboard! Like you people care, but I'm sharing anyway.


Oh look, a little picture of a woman in a wedding dressing skipping away, how cute. Good to know where our priorities in what's a problem and what isn't lie.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Maradon!
posted 05-25-2005 06:54:16 PM
quote:
x--KaitO-('-'Q) :
Oh look, a little picture of a woman in a wedding dressing skipping away, how cute. Good to know where our priorities in what's a problem and what isn't lie.

What the hell are you talking about?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-25-2005 07:08:13 PM
Well the deal here is that she crossed a line. She's not in trouble for getting cold feet about her wedding. She got in trouble for wasting oodles of taxpayer money, etc, for fabricating an ultimately self-aggrandizing story about rape and abduction that got the authorities involved. And for that, like any intentional misuse of emergency/law enforcement personnel and resources, she should fully expect to be punished.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Tier
posted 05-25-2005 07:13:22 PM
I was abducted by Parcelan and Karnaj I'm posting from mexico help (

Asha'man fucked around with this message on 05-25-2005 at 07:13 PM.

Mod
Pancake
posted 05-25-2005 07:15:39 PM
quote:
Noxhil2's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Urgh! He-man!


What's wrong with what he said? The woman not only made him look like a fool in front of his firends and family but also the entire nation in addition to the grief she probably caused him by pretending to have been abducted and raped.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-25-2005 07:19:26 PM
quote:
Mod startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
What's wrong with what he said? The woman not only made him look like a fool in front of his firends and family but also the entire nation in addition to the grief she probably caused him by pretending to have been abducted and raped.

And don't forget the suspicion aimed at him in the wake of the other disappearances.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-25-2005 07:46:31 PM
quote:
Asha'man wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I was abducted by Parcelan and Karnaj I'm posting from mexico help (

Tell them to bring me some tequila.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-25-2005 08:22:35 PM
quote:
Kait's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Oh look, a little picture of a woman in a wedding dressing skipping away, how cute. Good to know where our priorities in what's a problem and what isn't lie.

wut?

Seriously Kait, sometimes I think you post just to see your name on the screen.

Anyway.

The woman deserves punishment. I think the billboard is hysterical, but they shoulda put a beach towel over the running bride's head.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-25-2005 08:30:21 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say about Punky Brewster:
wut?

Seriously Kait, sometimes I think you post just to see your name on the screen.

Anyway.

The woman deserves punishment. I think the billboard is hysterical, but they shoulda put a beach towel over the running bride's head.


see that would be funny

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-25-2005 09:22:25 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say about dark elf butts:
wut?

Seriously Kait, sometimes I think you post just to see your name on the screen.

Anyway.

The woman deserves punishment. I think the billboard is hysterical, but they shoulda put a beach towel over the running bride's head.


............
I was simply saying that it's pretty disreputable of them to make light over something like this, as it's been pointed out already, a lot of money and time went into exposing her ploy. Not to mention the humiliation her husband-to-be was forced to endure.

Instead of treating her like someone who broke the law and seriously fucked with the emotions of her fiancee and family, this billboard turns it into something cute and funny...like an advertisement for a romantic sit-com or something.

Really...what's with the insults? Ugh, forget it.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-25-2005 09:29:38 PM
No insult. I just think that you are extremely judgemental about everything. You have an opinion about everything and everyone, and your wording sometimes makes me go "huh??"

I read and re-read that sentence of yours 4 times and still couldn't understand what you were getting at.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-25-2005 09:33:22 PM
Oh Kait, part of my reason for my statement is the fact that you have been posting here for less than 2 months and you have over 820 posts already.

Registered: 04-06-2005
Last Visited: 2005-05-25 21:27:47
Posts: 827

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 05-25-2005 10:04:40 PM
Jeez, I need to post more
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 05-26-2005 01:14:23 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Noxhil2 was all like:
Jeez, I need to post more

No you don't.

Not saying this in a 'fuck you stop posting way', just saying that you don't.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-26-2005 05:15:39 PM
People care about post count?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ares
posted 05-26-2005 06:35:47 PM
quote:
Densetsu stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
People care about post count?

omgihaveover4000postslolbbq

I really don't care how much people post, as long as what they post is relevent and at least a little amusing.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-26-2005 08:02:08 PM
quote:
Kait stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
............
I was simply saying that it's pretty disreputable of them to make light over something like this, as it's been pointed out already, a lot of money and time went into exposing her ploy. Not to mention the humiliation her husband-to-be was forced to endure.

Instead of treating her like someone who broke the law and seriously fucked with the emotions of her fiancee and family, this billboard turns it into something cute and funny...like an advertisement for a romantic sit-com or something.

Really...what's with the insults? Ugh, forget it.


Actually, it seems more like she acted like a complete and total dumbass and put a lot of people through the wringer. Person or persons unknown put the sticker on the billboard, thereby having some fun and laughs at her her expense. Nothing wrong with that at all. In fact, she deserved worse.

And, for what it's worth, I still say the only reason her fiance` is still agreeing to marry her is because he now has what amounts to a lifetime "get out jail free" card for anything stupid he might do during the marriage.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-26-2005 09:54:17 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Densetsu wrote:
People care about post count?

I was using her post count to illustrate just how very opinionated she is.

Gadani
U
posted 05-26-2005 09:55:45 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say about Captain Planet:
I was using her post count to illustrate just how very opinionated she is.

I believe you are opninionated, Mrs. Nae.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-26-2005 09:59:57 PM
quote:
Gadani said this about your mom:
I believe you are opninionated, Mrs. Nae.

You are CORRECT!

Gadani
U
posted 05-26-2005 10:02:28 PM
quote:
Nae probably says this to all the girls:
You are CORRECT!


Do I win a prize?

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-26-2005 10:06:09 PM
quote:
So quoth Gadani:
Do I win a prize?

Are you sure you want a prize from a bondage gear wearing teddy bear that is weilding a paddle?

Ares
posted 05-26-2005 10:07:03 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say about Captain Planet:
Are you sure you want a prize from a bondage gear wearing teddy bear that is weilding a paddle?

I saw your bear in the paper yesterday. I laughed and said "That's Nae's icon!"

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-26-2005 10:08:22 PM
quote:
Ares's fortune cookie read:
I saw your bear in the paper yesterday. I laughed and said "That's Nae's icon!"

haha yeah, I stole it from online news

Ares
posted 05-26-2005 10:17:39 PM
quote:
Nae got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
haha yeah, I stole it from online news

I just found it funny. My BF ssaw it in the paper, and he was laughing, then he laughed more when I said that you had it as your icon.

Gadani
U
posted 05-26-2005 10:18:50 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say about pies:
haha yeah, I stole it from online news

What was the news story about?

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-27-2005 12:13:24 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Densetsu said:
People care about post count?

She has made(aproximately) 17 posts per day over the last 49 days and has yet to actually say anything.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-27-2005 01:47:58 AM
quote:
Gadani had this to say about Optimus Prime:
What was the news story about?

Some town in a European country had a teddy bear festival or some shit. All these shops made different cute teddy bear statues dressed in different ways, out on the streets on display. I think there might have been a contest involved. Anyway, someone made this teddy bear dressed up as a dominatrix, and people evidently got offended.

So, whoever was in charge of this thing made the people that created the teddy take it inside off the street.

I thought it was a funny looking bear so I swiped the pic. I cropped the pic though, her full body shot was close to nsfw.


*edit!

Oh look! I found the story!

DRZZU!

Nae fucked around with this message on 05-27-2005 at 01:57 AM.

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