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Topic: Aah! Real Monsters!
Kait
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posted 05-22-2005 04:56:18 PM
After finding this site, I got to wondering...
Are you happy/sad/upset/disappointed/relieved such creatures no longer (to our knowledge) exist?
I man, it'd be fascinating if they ever got live footage of one.
On the other hand,
Holy Crap.
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 05-22-2005 05:11:45 PM
I always liked the guy who held his eyeballs in his hands.
Kait
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posted 05-22-2005 05:13:05 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I always liked the guy who held his eyeballs in his hands.

Um, you never bothered clicking the link, I gather?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 05-22-2005 05:13:45 PM
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Kait had this to say about Cuba:
Um, you never bothered clicking the link, I gather?

I did. I just prefer the cartoon to that.

Kait
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posted 05-22-2005 05:14:37 PM
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From the book of Ferret, chapter 3, verse 16:
I did. I just prefer the cartoon to that.

You're saying that these believed prehistoric animals have no chance of existing?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Lesage
APPROVED
posted 05-22-2005 05:17:35 PM
Actually, I think Ferret's saying that the cartoon was more preferable. Which seemed pretty straight foward to me. I preferred the bunny looking one myself! IKIS!


ETA: Interesting site, though. Big Crocs and such.

Lesage fucked around with this message on 05-22-2005 at 05:18 PM.

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^^Good times there!

Still always, Not-Dude.

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-22-2005 05:19:12 PM
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This insanity brought to you by Ferret:
I always liked the guy who held his eyeballs in his hands.

Krumm. I always liked Ickis with The Gromble coming in a close second.

Kait
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posted 05-22-2005 05:24:10 PM
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Mr. Duck spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Krumm. I always liked Ickis with The Gromble coming in a close second.

I fear for the species.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Pancake
posted 05-22-2005 05:27:27 PM
Huge organisms tend to not do well or die out in times of crisis due to the extreme amount of nutrition they require, while they may be impressive, they're biologically inefficient.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Sean
posted 05-22-2005 05:28:51 PM
I can't rememeber the third one, for some reason. I remember Krumm and the female noodle-like one pretty well.. but not the third one at all.

Remember the episode when they were locked in the mall? "The laaaah-mp."

Sean fucked around with this message on 05-22-2005 at 05:29 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Kait
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posted 05-22-2005 05:29:14 PM
Okay, apparently I didn't explain my post well enough...I'm not asking on whether or not such creatures existed or not, I'm saying if they did NOW, would you be HAPPY or SAD about it and WHY?
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
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posted 05-22-2005 05:29:58 PM
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Sean wrote this stupid crap:
I can't rememeber the third one, for some reason. I remember Krumm and the female noodle-like one pretty well.. but not the third one at all.

Remember the episode when they were locked in the mall? "The laaaah-mp."


She freaks the hell out of me because she can take her lips off.
Anyway, stop hijacking my thread.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-22-2005 05:31:11 PM
The Gromble owns all.

And the female was Oblina.

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 05-22-2005 at 05:31 PM.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-22-2005 05:37:22 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Kait gently hums:
Okay, apparently I didn't explain my post well enough...I'm not asking on whether or not such creatures existed or not, I'm saying if they did NOW, would you be HAPPY or SAD about it and WHY?

What we're saying is that you're topic is silly, and we're going to talk about something interesting.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Sean
posted 05-22-2005 05:37:47 PM
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Yes, Mr. Gainsborough deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
And the female was Oblina.

Find me porn. Find me mime porn. That's porn with mimes, not mimed porn on Cinemax.

Real people, not hentai.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 05-22-2005 05:56:00 PM
I loved that show. Right up there with Ren & Stimpy in terms of Nickelodeon Classics.

And the dude with the eyeballs in his hands was the best.

Malbi
posted 05-22-2005 05:56:36 PM
quote:
Kait's fortune cookie read:
After finding this site, I got to wondering...
Are you happy/sad/upset/disappointed/relieved such creatures no longer (to our knowledge) exist?
I man, it'd be fascinating if they ever got live footage of one.
On the other hand,
Holy Crap.

Mankind never would have invented ships for ocean travel

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 05-22-2005 06:01:42 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Kait:
Okay, apparently I didn't explain my post well enough...I'm not asking on whether or not such creatures existed or not, I'm saying if they did NOW, would you be HAPPY or SAD about it and WHY?

They do exist now, evolution has just downsized them.

-Tok

Kait
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posted 05-22-2005 06:12:05 PM
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Everyone wondered WTF when Toktuk wrote:
They do exist now, evolution has just downsized them.

-Tok


They're different species now, though. I mean if these species had still existed. So many teeth. I can't believe there were likely so many animals that looked like that, all at about the same time. "Age of Carnage," man.
Woah...that would be a cool term to use in a video game...
*scampers off to write ideas*

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-22-2005 06:13:37 PM
If they existed now, they would just be food. Kinda like whales, only nobody would throw themselves in the way when they got harpooned.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-22-2005 06:17:37 PM
quote:
How.... Bloodsage.... uughhhhhh:
only nobody would throw themselves in the way when they got harpooned.

Come now Bloodsage. Surely you have more faith in the stupidty of mankind than that?

Besides, it would be fun to take bets on what would get them first, the harpoon or the monster.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Kait
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posted 05-22-2005 06:19:28 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Captain Planet:
Come now Bloodsage. Surely you have more faith in the stupidty of mankind than that?

Besides, it would be fun to take bets on what would get them first, the harpoon or the monster.


Who's saying humans would have even developed naval capabilities, if such species had not died out?
I mean, think about the shore attacks we have now from sharks, crocodiles, etc. Now imagine if these creatures were there, too.
If I were a human coexisting with such creatures, I'd retreat as far inland as I could...
But I'm a scaredy-cat anyway, so...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-22-2005 06:21:54 PM
That's just crazy. How close to shore do you think something like that could get, anyway? Hint: it's a lot farther out than crocodile depth.

Further, ancient mariners believed the sea really was full of such creatures, and braved it anyway.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Steven Steve
posted 05-22-2005 06:27:27 PM
People would have still invented boats anyway because there are other bodies of water of smaller dimensions that fit boats. By the way, don't say that you fear for the species: you're posting on an internet message board based off of a satiristic Everquest comic filled with nerds.
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Maradon!
posted 05-22-2005 06:48:50 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Palador ChibiDragon who doth quote:
Come now Bloodsage. Surely you have more faith in the stupidty of mankind than that?

Actually, he's probably right. Animal rights activists generally only care about cute animals.

That's why the vast majority of the causes forwarded by animal rights activists are centered on mammals, despite the fact that the vast majority of the planet's biomass is insects.

Maradon!
posted 05-22-2005 06:50:48 PM
quote:
Malbiing:
Mankind never would have invented ships for ocean travel

Haha, that's just silliness, but 'sage said it better than I ever could so I'll go back to my frosty here.

I don't know why it's such a popular thing to disparage mankind and all it's achievements and potential.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 05-22-2005 at 06:51 PM.

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