When I get here I go to my room to grab my laptop and immediately I can tell something is wrong.
How can I tell you ask?
Well let me tell you how I can tell. The smell was my first indication. Yeah if anyone has ever had a sick animal you know what I am talking about.
I figure great, now I have to clean up a mess. But no! It isn't that simple is it. Turns out my fathers cat has gone around my room shitting on everything. And let me explain. This cat is 15 years old and in bad health. You can imagine how bad it was. This problem is made worse by three factors.
1: I am relining the draws in my dressers so Cathy and my clothes were sitting on the floor at the foot of my bed. Not good because apparently he thought that was a good place to start.
2: I am paining the book shelves in the room so most of my books, many of which are out of print and can't be replaced, were also on the floor and were targeted
3: Last and definitely not least, my laptop was sitting on my bed, open. Apparently this seemed like a good spot for him as well.
I can honestly say I have never been this angry in a LONG time. You all know I am a huge cat lover. However if I had found the cat before I calmed down I know I would have killed him. The fact is that the cat should have been put down a couple years ago. My father has refused. These are the first things he has destroyed. If my laptop is not repairable I would guess that he has destroyed over 5000 worth of stuff in the past year and a half. Yet my Dad won't do a thing about it. And I get my head chewed off if I spill something when cooking.
Does this seem right to anyone else?
Less civilized I know, but at least I didn't give into the dark side.
Otherwise, yea, that sucks. Sorry to hear about it.
The cat is supposed to be restricted to a specific part of the house. My father didn't put the gate up today for some reason. Maybe he forgot, I don't know. In addition this hasn't been an issue lately because the cat has been unable to get up the steps. That has obviously changed.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
While your dad should have put the gate up, you do have some personal responsibility yourself to maintain the quality of your items around something that is a known danger.
Believe me, I feel for you. But this isn't all the cat, or all your dad.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Fend off the shit-demon of the Dark Side, you must.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Azizza had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Well the thing was, as far as we knew he was unable to get up the steps anymore. As I said, apparently we were wrong on this. He is still capable. It also appears he made multiple trips.
When nine-hundred years old you are, as spry you will be not. Bowels as loose, they shall be.
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Poor Kitty, Poor laptop.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
A. I'm not feeling well, help me!
B. Change my goddamn litter you lazyass bastard!
C. I really really don't feel well! Take me to the vet you meaniehead!
Those are loose translations.
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Nae said this about your mom:
Cats only poop all over the place if they are trying to tell you something.A. I'm not feeling well, help me!
B. Change my goddamn litter you lazyass bastard!
C. I really really don't feel well! Take me to the vet you meaniehead!Those are loose translations.
You forgot:
D. Take me for "a ride."
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JooJooFlop probably says this to all the girls:
You forgot:D. Take me for "a ride."
That would be a dog.. cats don't usually like rides. 
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when JooJooFlop wrote:
Sure they do. They love them to death.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOooooooooOooOooo!!!
Cats are funny that way.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
-Tok
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quote:
Demos obviously shouldn't have said:
Bonzai cat?
That's two words.
quote:
Nobody really understood why Toktuk wrote:
Four words: Anti-Freeze Coated Meow Mix
-Tok
Was considering saying exactly this too, but figured I'd get called out for being cruel and inhumane. 
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How.... Demos.... uughhhhhh:
Re-enact a certain scene from Boondock Saints
That was an actual accident, though.
Now's your chance to find out!
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ACES! Another post by Byrnie:
Ever wonder what cat tastes like?Now's your chance to find out!
I wouldn't eat a really sick cat
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Azizza wrote this stupid crap:
Turns out my fathers cat has gone around my room shitting on everything.
