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Kaiote

Shot in the Face

posted 05-19-2005 01:58:45 PM

So the other day, I'm watching Food TV, and theres a section on a big ass BBQ festival, and its interesting and all, seeing people rip apart carcasses, and cook chunks of dead stuff.. then i realize..

Its the local BBQ fest we had here in town not long ago. and my GOD, the locals sound so.. inbred.

Now, today.. a little bit ago, I'm sittin on the pot, taking a parce, and on the radio, they are announcing a blood drive, for memorial day weekend. Because of all the accidents and such. I figure, hey.. thats a good idea. And the local blood center always gives away stuff, like free dinners, and stuffed animals, i wonder what they are giving away now.. So, i listen.

And they are giving away, free, with each pint donated..

a 6 pack cooler.

yeah...

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Sean

posted 05-19-2005 01:59:53 PM

I'll take yours if you don't want it.

I've got two already.

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It's not something people hear about.

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 05-19-2005 02:02:59 PM

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Kaiote said:
And they are giving away, free, with each pint donated..
a 6 pack cooler.
yeah...

What? For holding cans of nutritious fruit juice, I'm sure.

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Bloodsage

Heart Attack

posted 05-19-2005 03:18:12 PM

You're from Arkansas?

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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

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Zaeron

Pancake

posted 05-19-2005 07:12:51 PM

Wouldn't a cooler that could fit a sixpack be useful for cooling plenty of other stuff, anyway?

Keeping in mind that I'm completely retarded when it comes to alcohol - no clue if they have special coolers. But if it's just a cooler sized to hold a sixpack, hell, I could put it to use.

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kat_theivery

Pancake

posted 05-19-2005 07:35:06 PM

wait i saw something on food network about that wasnt it like the best steak competition?

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Kaiote

Shot in the Face

posted 05-19-2005 10:09:48 PM

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Verily, kat_theivery doth proclaim:
wait i saw something on food network about that wasnt it like the best steak competition?

You dont read much, do you?

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Toktuk

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posted 05-20-2005 02:59:47 AM

BBQ is the devil's food! Only inbred morons eat it. And people who like cold drinks? Ignorant idiots, every single one of them. They're probably drinking...gasp...COLD BEER.

Grow up, if you can't appreciate some good beer and BBQ, you're the one with the problem.

-Tok

Texas...fuck yea?

Toktuk fucked around with this message on 05-20-2005 at 03:02 AM.

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Skaw

posted 05-20-2005 07:42:23 AM

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Toktuk's account was hax0red to write:
BBQ is the devil's food! Only inbred morons eat it. And people who like cold drinks? Ignorant idiots, every single one of them. They're probably drinking...gasp...COLD BEER.
Grow up, if you can't appreciate some good beer and BBQ, you're the one with the problem.
-Tok
Texas...fuck yea?

I think he's complaining more of the fact that a 6 Pack Cooler is a shitty prize compared to a free Dinner.

Plus after a giant BBQ? Who the hell doesn't already own coolers that they fill with beer?

Skaw fucked around with this message on 05-20-2005 at 07:44 AM.

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Peter

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