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Topic: Graduated Gnome
Malbi
posted 05-11-2005 11:43:00 PM
I have as of today officially graduated with a Bachelor of Science in Biology from the University of West Georgia.

Next week I send you all glow in the dark e. coli

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-11-2005 11:44:23 PM
quote:
Malbi painfully thought these words up:
I have as of today officially graduated with a Bachelor of Science in Biology from the University of West Georgia.

Next week I send you all glow in the dark e. coli


Congratulations!

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-11-2005 11:47:33 PM
Oh, thank god. I thought "graduated gnome" was some sort of dental anomaly.

"And as you can see in these x-rays, Mr. McGillicuty, you have a graduated gnome behind your upper bicuspid."

But! Crisis averted! Congratulations

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
MorbId
Pancake
posted 05-11-2005 11:49:36 PM
Huzzah for biology! And also for graduations, congrats.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 05-12-2005 12:12:36 AM
Congrats, Malbster.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-12-2005 12:28:18 AM
Congraduations!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Razor
posted 05-12-2005 12:29:53 AM
So much to still do.....
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-12-2005 12:45:18 AM
Congrats! Seems we got a bunch of college graduates this May.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-12-2005 02:43:57 AM
Grats Malbers!

*hugs*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 05-12-2005 02:45:57 AM
Grats man!

Can you help me pass my bio exam friday?

Nah, I'm just kidding. I don't think there is anyway I can pass that thing.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-12-2005 05:05:56 AM
Hey, well done!
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-12-2005 07:23:48 AM
SWEET!
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-12-2005 09:47:44 AM
Happy happy joy joy!

Congrats Malbadoo! I'm proud of you.

Malbi
posted 05-12-2005 11:00:24 AM
quote:
DrPaintThinner had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Grats man!

Can you help me pass my bio exam friday?

Nah, I'm just kidding. I don't think there is anyway I can pass that thing.


well what is the subject matter Im glad to help offer advise

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 05-12-2005 12:00:01 PM
quote:
How.... Malbi.... uughhhhhh:
Next week I send you all glow in the dark e. coli

Oh please would you!?! Being on the "people having MRSA infection" list at my hospital isn't quite enough!!


Congrats!!

http://www.bloodfin.net
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-12-2005 12:15:25 PM
Congratulations Malbi
Malbi
posted 05-12-2005 12:17:36 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about John Romero:
Oh please would you!?! Being on the "people having MRSA infection" list at my hospital isn't quite enough!!


Congrats!!


Well its not like I haven't done it before...and no Im not joking

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-12-2005 04:06:01 PM
GRATS!

...I want glowing bacteria

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Malbi
posted 05-13-2005 12:36:59 AM
Its really not all that hard you just take the gene from a phosphorous jelly fish snip and cut it into an e. coli and blamo, glow in the dark bacteria
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 05-13-2005 10:39:55 AM
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

"Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?'

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you're such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."

http://www.bloodfin.net
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 05-13-2005 03:02:42 PM
Congratulations!!
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Lesage
APPROVED
posted 05-13-2005 07:36:25 PM
Congrats on surviving West Georgia I was considering going there myself for a bio degree, but it was a little to...rural for me. Oh yeah...Congrats on the degree too!
Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
^^Good times there!

Still always, Not-Dude.

Malbi
posted 05-13-2005 09:51:16 PM
nothing like doing research in the woods and having some guy appear with a shotgun asking you random questions
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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