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Topic: So, it's been awhile
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-06-2005 11:01:08 PM
With my pizza tonight, I ordered buffalo wings as hot as could be made.

I stopped eating spicy food since before I stopped drinking...which has been a little over a year now.

So I'm eager to see what's going to happen. In past experiences, after eating hot hot wings, I have...

-Crapped out liquid magma
-Writhed on the ground like I was possessed
-Crapped out ivory

So let's see what'll happen later.

On another note, do you know what's interesting? I can blacklist anyone who points out how irrelevant this is. Hehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A toast to Karnaj.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-06-2005 11:02:53 PM
Your sigpic is midly frightening.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-06-2005 11:03:51 PM
quote:
Verily, Delphi Aegis doth proclaim:
Your sigpic is midly frightening.

I call her Marie. I formed all my religious ideals based on what she tells me.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-07-2005 12:02:03 AM
This thread should be deleted since it is stupid and boring.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Blackened
posted 05-07-2005 12:02:19 AM
This is highly irregulevent.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Skaw
posted 05-07-2005 12:08:35 AM
Parcelan will be able to weld steel together with such precision.. from the pillarous torch of flames spewing out of his brown-eye.
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 05-07-2005 12:09:54 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
On another note, do you know what's interesting? I can blacklist anyone who points out how irrelevant this is. Hehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't think I'd even notice being blacklisted.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-07-2005 12:10:43 AM
quote:
That damn dirty Alidane rudely interrupted me to say;
I don't think I'd even notice being blacklisted.

That's the point hotshot

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Blackened
posted 05-07-2005 12:11:35 AM
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about Optimus Prime:
That's the point hotshot
I can't read this post because you're blacklisted

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-07-2005 12:13:52 AM
quote:
Rockstar games presents; Blackened;
I can't read this post because you're blacklisted

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-07-2005 12:14:40 AM
quote:
Alidane wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I don't think I'd even notice being blacklisted.

Can I ask what the reasoning is behind making posts like these?

People are always going "Oh, no one would ever notice if I was gone" or "Oh, I'm never used in these stories" or "I'll never be as pretty as Blackened."

I mean, anyone can see through such a ploy, so it won't net anyone attention...what's the point?

Blackened
posted 05-07-2005 12:14:57 AM
quote:
Delidgamond was listening to Cher while typing:

now you're blackenedlisted oh burn

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-07-2005 12:27:48 AM
quote:
Blackened likes the cock and also said this;
now you're blackenedlisted oh burn

Oh Snap!

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Addy
posted 05-07-2005 12:29:39 AM
I'll never be as pretty as Blackened.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-07-2005 12:32:36 AM
quote:
Rockstar games presents; Addy;
I'll never be as pretty as Blackened.

Maybe if your tits were as big as his you'd catch some eyes. As it stands right now you can take your itty bitty titties and go fly a kite.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 05-07-2005 12:48:53 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Can I ask what the reasoning is behind making posts like these?

People are always going "Oh, no one would ever notice if I was gone" or "Oh, I'm never used in these stories" or "I'll never be as pretty as Blackened."

I mean, anyone can see through such a ploy, so it won't net anyone attention...what's the point?



Point taken. Probably shouldn't have posted it, in retrospect. Oh well.

Self-deprecation is just an easy way of justifying attention-whoring.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-07-2005 05:27:52 PM
That was disappointing. Not even mild discomfort.

Who is to blame for this?

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-07-2005 05:34:39 PM
quote:
Verily, Addy doth proclaim:
I'll never be as pretty as Blackened.

You have a bigger penis than him, though.

LeMiere
posted 05-07-2005 06:16:04 PM
So have you decided that Spicy food is to never be touched again? What's the conclusion of your story?
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-07-2005 06:18:10 PM
DUMB DUMB DUMB
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 05-07-2005 07:32:09 PM
quote:
Liam had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
DUMB DUMB DUMB

Does your sigpic have an ear attached to it's forehead?

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-07-2005 07:35:49 PM
quote:
Manticore got a whole lot of nerve:
Does your sigpic have an ear attached to it's forehead?

no

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 05-07-2005 09:25:09 PM
hey parce, you want something hot? try and find a bottle of "the source" it's a "food additive" meaning it's hotter than hell. 1 habanero has 550k scoville units of heat, 1 pin drop of the source has 7.1million scovilles of heat =P

yah, they make you sign a waiver before you taste it at trade shows... and there are 4 seperate warning lables on the bottle and box. apparently it can blister a persons tongue.

sounds like

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-07-2005 10:18:36 PM
quote:
Quoth Liam:
no

It's a curly flaccid pig penis.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 05-09-2005 11:51:00 AM
quote:
Norim Stumpfighter said this about your mom:
hey parce, you want something hot? try and find a bottle of "the source" it's a "food additive" meaning it's hotter than hell. 1 habanero has 550k scoville units of heat, 1 pin drop of the source has 7.1million scovilles of heat =P

yah, they make you sign a waiver before you taste it at trade shows... and there are 4 seperate warning lables on the bottle and box. apparently it can blister a persons tongue.

sounds like


I saw that on Food Network too, I want some. What was the thing that was above that when they showed the scale? Started with a "C" and was like 8 million.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Maradon!
posted 05-09-2005 01:07:30 PM
Sean
posted 05-13-2005 11:30:39 PM
quote:
Did they say why, Mr. Parcelan, why they want you to terminate my command?
Can I ask what the reasoning is behind making posts like these?

People are always going "Oh, no one would ever notice if I was gone" or "Oh, I'm never used in these stories" or "I'll never be as pretty as Blackened."

I mean, anyone can see through such a ploy, so it won't net anyone attention...what's the point?


Total fucking crap.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-13-2005 11:33:16 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Total fucking crap.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the clicking of the ban user button.

I'm through with putting up with this shit.

Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 05-13-2005 11:35:50 PM
quote:
How.... Sean.... uughhhhhh:
Total fucking crap.

Oshi....

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