"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Edit: But I'm not responsible for the 'crap' voting.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 05-04-2005 at 11:37 AM.

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This is what Karnaj is doing. This is what I want Karnaj to do :

That hurt. I felt it right in my balls.

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Are you complaining? I thought that was like part of your morning ritual?

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Bajah put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Are you complaining? I thought that was like part of your morning ritual?

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1) It's the afternoon

2) I smash my cock in the door, not my balls.

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Timpofee wrote this in the snow with their pee:
ha ha ha
I liked it

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mee too