My Captains name is Ajax and here is a pre painted picture of him for reference. The ultramarines have a Greek/Roman theme to them so that may help.
The Bagbasher.
The Ballbreaker.
The Sacksquasher.
Fist of Hephaestus (Greek god of fire and the forge, Roman=Vulcan)
Herculian Scepter
Hector's Gift (Hector of Troy gave Ajax his sword after they fought and Ajax gave him his belt. The belt was later used to drag Hector behind Achilles' chariot and Ajax used the sword to kill himself.)
Trojan Slammer Katrinity fucked around with this message on 05-04-2005 at 01:46 AM.
The Kiss of the Furies
The Scepter of Hades
My imagination's broken tonight.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Princess Posie Piper's Prissy Paddle
Parcelan Puffs Penises
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Sakkra had this to say about Captain Planet:
Parcelan Puffs Penises
Sakkra Sucks Savage, Sweaty Sasquatch Sack
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Sakkra Sucks Savage, Sweaty Sasquatch Sack
Damnit, none of my possible retorts could possibly top Sasquatch. Sakkra fucked around with this message on 05-04-2005 at 04:11 AM.
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Emperor's Banstick Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 05-04-2005 at 07:28 AM.
I mean, for starters, it's a hammer...what's that pipe carrying? "Slam Juice"? Is it transferring EXTRA WEIGHT into the head?
Second, even if it IS carrying "Slam Juice", why run a pipe for it!? Just run it through the shaft and into the head of the hammer!! Why the slam juice is even IN the shaft to begin with is beyond me.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradon! was all like:
Why's the hammer got a pipe coming out of the handle and going into the head?I mean, for starters, it's a hammer...what's that pipe carrying? "Slam Juice"? Is it transferring EXTRA WEIGHT into the head?
Second, even if it IS carrying "Slam Juice", why run a pipe for it!? Just run it through the shaft and into the head of the hammer!! Why the slam juice is even IN the shaft to begin with is beyond me.
It should be a short name. When introducing someone to the means of their ultimate end, you don't want to have to rattle off a multi-word phrase. They should be pissing their pants already when they see you. Introducing them should be a formality, and a short one at that.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Mooj didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
Looks kinda gold to me... "Midas' Touch" springs to mind for some reason.
You inspire a decent idea, along with Deth. Deth + Mooj = Sadim.
Name it Sadim.
It's not something people hear about.
Weight of ....
Klaw
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
"Ain't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?"
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Taking a page from Jania's youngest daughter...It should be a short name. When introducing someone to the means of their ultimate end, you don't want to have to rattle off a multi-word phrase. They should be pissing their pants already when they see you. Introducing them should be a formality, and a short one at that.
Kashaik, the daughter in question, has hamers named Bob, Earl, Zeke, and Clive depending on how serious the altercation with the intruder on her land is. Bob is the basic, Clive is slightly larger, Earl is the smaller, laid-back one and Zeke is for large offenders or just when she wants to make people piss their pants.
As was said, when introducing them to the instrument that is going to bash their head in, it shouldn't give them enough time to plot an escape. Short and simple.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Verily, Tarquinn doth proclaim:
Malleus Mechanicus
Malleus Maleficorum
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Unless I am really off in my weak under standing of latian, rather than name it hammer, as a noun, use hammer as a Verb?
Err..
Driver- Of Evil/The Emporer?
Spliter?
Weight of Reson/Good/The Imperium?
I dunno I gave mine a sword , power claw, and Purity seals up the wingwang
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Nicole stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Malevolent Erosion.
Direct Poison.
Both of those sound like metal bands.
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How.... Mr. Gainsborough.... uughhhhhh:
Both of those sound like metal bands.
We're from the band UltramarIIIIINES-ah!
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We were all impressed when Mr. Gainsborough wrote:
Both of those sound like metal bands.
Actually, I think "Malevolent Erosion" sounds like a gardening complication in hurricane weather.
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Peter had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Unless I am really off in my weak under standing of latian, rather than name it hammer, as a noun, use hammer as a Verb?
But I definately misspelled my second suggestion. It is "malleus maleficarum", which translates to 'the hammer of witches', and not "malleus maleficorum". I'm quite certain of that.
