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Topic: Otis Stout: The Beginning
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-01-2005 11:40:35 PM
Behold! The arrival of Otis Stout, little brother to Charlie and all-around good guy.

Here he is moseying around, being camera-shy.

When I told Charlie he was going to have a little brother, his reaction was thus:

Conflict was inevitable as Charlie tried to bury him under a block!

Eventually, they learned to get along well...

Anyways, so far, we've got a few concerns:

1. He and Charlie love to roughhouse, and so far, Charlie seems to realize Otis is so small, so he doesn't fight too hard, and Otis seems to enjoy it. I just hope he doesn't end up overwhelming Otis.

2. Otis already piddled in his little crate, so I'm worried that he'll become a dirty dog.

3. His nails are way too long and get caught on the carpet. Is seven weeks too young to get trimmed?

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 05-02-2005 01:20:12 AM
quote:
How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:

3. His nails are way too long and get caught on the carpet. Is seven weeks too young to get trimmed?

I'm not a vet or anything, but if it's only nails I don't think age would make a difference.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 05-02-2005 03:18:30 AM
Just be careful with those clippers!! Dark nails are hard to tell where the nail ends and the quick begins.

And we demand more pictures of that adorable Pug face!!!

http://www.bloodfin.net
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-02-2005 10:09:53 AM
He's really cute Parce.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-02-2005 10:14:54 AM
Otis Stout: The Beginning of the Legend.

Hehe, very cute pup, Parce.

And Charlie must be going "OMG! Finally someone smaller than me!"

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 05-02-2005 11:03:30 AM
Cute Puppy Parce and I secound more adorable pictures.
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 05-02-2005 11:12:04 AM
I agree awesome pug man..
so... does this mean i have to get a pug now also?
I could name him something like "Sparky the Wunderpup"
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-02-2005 11:15:57 AM
PUPPY!
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 05-02-2005 11:28:22 AM
Sweet lookin' dog Parce. More pictures!
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-02-2005 02:36:22 PM
OMG! What an adorable little puppy!!

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-02-2005 04:52:27 PM
Hmm, while cute puppy pics are great as usual, I have a minor question...how much is dog food running you a week?
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-02-2005 06:14:53 PM
Holy crap! For two nights in a row now, he hasn't snored at all! Now, suddenly, we were taking a nap and I hear this "Gkkkkzkzzznnnt....Gkkkkkzzzznznnzznnttt..."

I get up, and I'm like "What the fuck was that?" There's Otis, going like a chainsaw...

Azrael: Not much. They're both puppies, so they barely eat anything.

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 05-02-2005 06:35:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Holy crap! For two nights in a row now, he hasn't snored at all! Now, suddenly, we were taking a nap and I hear this "Gkkkkzkzzznnnt....Gkkkkkzzzznznnzznnttt..."

I get up, and I'm like "What the fuck was that?" There's Otis, going like a chainsaw...

Azrael: Not much. They're both puppies, so they barely eat anything.


PICTURES DAMMIT!!!

not of you, or any of your appendages, just the pug, the whole pug and nothing but the pug

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-03-2005 03:52:27 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Kaglaaz How'ler wrote:
PICTURES DAMMIT!!!

not of you, or any of your appendages, just the pug, the whole pug and nothing but the pug


Christ, you pug purist, is it okay that I'm posting these or would you rather have Otis make an account?

Anyways, here's his famous Ratchet-head move.

And here's a picture of him and his brother being sociable.

Right now, they're both in time-out for being little vagrants.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-03-2005 04:45:27 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
Holy crap! For two nights in a row now, he hasn't snored at all! Now, suddenly, we were taking a nap and I hear this "Gkkkkzkzzznnnt....Gkkkkkzzzznznnzznnttt..."

I get up, and I'm like "What the fuck was that?" There's Otis, going like a chainsaw...


I told you it was hilarious!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-03-2005 06:17:39 AM
quote:
So quoth Densetsu:
I told you it was hilarious!

For anyone in need of a humor fix, I wholeheartedly recommend pugs.

This little guy is the biggest clown I've ever met. He snores, he grunts, he squints and gives you dirty looks. If he had tusks, he'd be an Orc.

Sean
posted 05-03-2005 08:30:46 AM
quote:
Did they say why, Mr. Parcelan, why they want you to terminate my command?
If he had tusks, he'd be an Orc.

He sounds more like a fucking wild boar,

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-03-2005 11:43:49 AM
Man, Otis is one of the fattest puppies I've ever seen. Either walk him more or feed him less. Probably the former, though.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-03-2005 02:27:37 PM
quote:
From the book of Karnaj, chapter 3, verse 16:
Man, Otis is one of the fattest puppies I've ever seen. Either walk him more or feed him less. Probably the former, though.

That's just how pugs are. They seem to have large rib cages, which make them look fatter than they really are.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-03-2005 04:16:22 PM
Plus especially with puppies, when they eat, their guts bulge out immensely.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-03-2005 05:57:05 PM
My cat makes the weirdest chirping noise when he's about to hunt/thinks he's getting fed. I swear, you'd think he was a squeaky door.
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Phoenix
Pancake
posted 05-04-2005 12:30:00 AM
Awww... he's adorable, Parce.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-04-2005 12:33:51 AM
quote:
Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Man, Otis is one of the fattest puppies I've ever seen. Either walk him more or feed him less. Probably the former, though.

A) His stomach is small, so after he eats, he gets pretty plump. After he goes doody, he tends to shrink to an acceptable size.

B) The AKC definition of a pug is "decidedly square and cobby," so they are kind of built like that.

C) Fag.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-04-2005 03:48:21 AM
Your new dog is ugly. His eyes are too far apart.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Ryuujin
posted 05-04-2005 02:32:32 PM

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