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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-26-2005 12:21:10 PM
any buzz on this movie?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Sean
posted 04-26-2005 12:21:50 PM
Disappear. Immediately.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-26-2005 12:23:11 PM
Not very freindly today are we? sigh.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Sean
posted 04-26-2005 12:26:02 PM
Not very interesting today are you? sigh.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-26-2005 12:36:33 PM
Movie looks good. ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-26-2005 12:37:31 PM
I hope they do it justice.
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-26-2005 12:38:03 PM
What in the fuck is HGTTG?

Try to mention the full title of whatever you're talking about at least once, please.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-26-2005 12:39:07 PM
Caid's just not hoopy.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-26-2005 12:39:26 PM
I liked the trailer I saw, I plan to take the wife to go see it this friday, but had hoped one of you here might have seen a screener or otherwise knew if it was any good.

Wife hates it when I drag her to go see a lousy movie.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-26-2005 12:39:50 PM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit wrote this stupid crap:
What in the fuck is HGTTG?

Try to mention the full title of whatever you're talking about at least once, please.


Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-26-2005 12:40:32 PM
Sorry Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Razor
posted 04-26-2005 12:49:36 PM
I'll tell you tomorrow, I'm going to an Advance Screening tonight!
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Pancake
posted 04-26-2005 12:58:23 PM
From Bash, for your amusement:

* Maho pats the trash can... "was it good for you?"

...I'm bored.

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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-26-2005 01:22:06 PM
OK sounds good, Just hope I'm still here to read your post.

thanks

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-26-2005 07:06:19 PM
Jackman has half an hour to explain who he is: Somthor, Kekvit or ignorant noob.

In the case of either of the former, he will be blacklisted.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-26-2005 08:11:33 PM
I plead Ignorance Mr Parclean, PLease have mercy on me.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-29-2005 01:28:24 PM
So how was the screener?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-29-2005 03:47:03 PM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Optimus Prime:
What in the fuck is HGTTG?

Try to mention the full title of whatever you're talking about at least once, please.


Go turn in your Geek badge.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-29-2005 04:02:32 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
Jackman has half an hour to explain who he is: Somthor, Kekvit or ignorant noob.

In the case of either of the former, he will be blacklisted.


The poor grammar/capitalization has to be Somthor.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Sean
posted 04-29-2005 04:09:31 PM
quote:
Because Snugglits is my friend.
The poor grammar/capitalization has to be Somthor.

And complete lack of cognitive ability.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-29-2005 04:30:08 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Go turn in your Geek badge.

What I lost my Geek badge over that?! D:

I'm gonna need to attend like, 4 Trek conventions to get that damn thing back

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-29-2005 04:56:48 PM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Tron:
What I lost my Geek badge over that?! D:

I'm gonna need to attend like, 4 Trek conventions to get that damn thing back


jeez, dont you know anything? It's 5 Trek conventions.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-29-2005 06:31:39 PM
I heard the movie was terrible and that they mangled the books by deleting most of the jokes. I'll hopefully see it tonight.
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-29-2005 07:00:05 PM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
What I lost my Geek badge over that?! D:

I'm gonna need to attend like, 4 Trek conventions to get that damn thing back


5 Trek conventations and you have to host a LAN party. Then we might think about giving it back.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-29-2005 07:02:48 PM
IMDB has a mixed bag review of HHGttG. Yes, they had to change stuff to make it more mainstream. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt, as I plan to see it some time this weekend.
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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 04-29-2005 09:59:18 PM
I went and saw it at the 10:50 showing today. Aside from all the guys with towels who I may or may not have been one of, and the guy with the Great Green Arkleseizure tattooed on his arm, it was a pretty un-nerdy opening showing.

I enjoyed it. It had some plot changes from the books, but a lot of the dialogue and narrative was also directly pulled from them, too. Things like the Infinite Improbability Drive were well done, it wasn't turned into an action movie, and all in all was a pretty good translation into movie format.

I'm pretty sure we can count on a sequel, though. There's a definite mention of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe at the end of the movie.

Also, Alan Rickman is a great Marvin, and Trillian is really cute.

Arttemis fucked around with this message on 04-29-2005 at 09:59 PM.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 04-29-2005 10:20:03 PM
I saw it, I thought it was entertaining. However, you have to keep in mind that I havn't read the book so I don't have anything to compare it to.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-29-2005 10:47:09 PM
Just got back from seeing the movie, and I didn't think it was half bad. It maintained it's Britishness well, and though it was different from the books, well... every version has been different. I'd watch it again without complaint, though I'm not sure I'd pay to see it again.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-29-2005 10:53:42 PM
Ok great I'll try to see it this saturday then, thanks guys
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-30-2005 04:06:57 AM
quote:
Arttemis had this to say about Pirotess:
Also, Alan Rickman is a great Marvin, and Trillian is really cute.

Zooey Deschanel is ADORABLE!

Gork
Pancake
posted 04-30-2005 06:23:41 AM
I liked it mostly, but I was kinda hopeing for it to be based more closely on the books.

And Tril... *Grrrrowl*

Both Marvin and 'heart of gold' could have done much better in the visual dept.

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Flea
Pancake
posted 04-30-2005 07:02:15 AM
I never read the book, but I saw the movie today. I thought it was hilarious and would definitely watch it again.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-30-2005 02:30:34 PM
I screened it Thursday night and cut class with my buddies Friday to see it again.

I really, really enjoy it, I read the first book, but that was freshmen year, and plus, I belong to the "view book-movies as a different animal from the book itself" crowd, so Arthur ending up with Trill wasn't a big deal with me.

I thought Zaphod stole the show on the level of Jack Sparrow stealing "Pirates", god damn he made me laugh.

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Steven Steve
posted 04-30-2005 02:42:58 PM
Arthur... I think I'm a sofa.
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Ragabash
Pancake
posted 04-30-2005 04:25:15 PM
One of my friends pointed out that he felt they stayed true enough to it to make you recognize all the jokes as HHGTTG, but changed them enough for it to be new to those that have the whole thing memorized so they wouldn't get bored.

I thought it was very good, my only beef was with the costume for Marvin.

Speaking of Marvin, did anyone else notice the Marvin costume from that old low budget version of the book made an appearance in here?

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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 04-30-2005 04:39:23 PM
quote:
This one time, at Monica camp:
Zooey Deschanel is ADORABLE!


I wholehartedly agree. Why didn't I ever meet a nice woman like that?

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Lesage
APPROVED
posted 04-30-2005 04:50:22 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Fazum'Zen Fastfist said:
Arthur... I think I'm a sofa.

That amused me GREATLY! I think that was the funniest part of the entire movie! Although I thought yarn was funny, too. Any time the Improbability Drive was put to use I was dying.

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^^Good times there!

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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-01-2005 12:11:40 AM
quote:
Ragabash sent this coded message via a team of nanites:
One of my friends pointed out that he felt they stayed true enough to it to make you recognize all the jokes as HHGTTG, but changed them enough for it to be new to those that have the whole thing memorized so they wouldn't get bored.

I thought it was very good, my only beef was with the costume for Marvin.

Speaking of Marvin, did anyone else notice the Marvin costume from that old low budget version of the book made an appearance in here?


1. Very true. The graphics for explaining the babelfish, with the cow and the farmer, were great.

2. The new costume contrasted with his grumpiness, and it was, well, adorable.

3. Yes! In the queue on "Vogsphere"...heh.

Oh, and what the heck was up with them completely forgetting about going back to Zaphod's competitor for Worst Dressed Sentient Being with the gun and getting his head back?

Also, the love plot felt kind of forced and cliched, but it was worth it for the line "What's all this about 'is she the one'? Take his brain!", which was amazing. Overall I dug it though.

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 05-01-2005 at 01:05 AM.




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posted 05-01-2005 01:14:51 PM
I was not dissapointed, because unlike LoTR, I knew going into it that there was no possible way that any of the loftier concepts presented in the book were at all even remotely possible to translate into a movie.

Knowing beforehand that a true-to-the-book movie was utterly impossible, I was able to enjoy the movie for what it was instead of constantly nitpicking at what it could have been.

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 05-01-2005 07:42:42 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle wrote this stupid crap:
Oh, and what the heck was up with them completely forgetting about going back to Zaphod's competitor for Worst Dressed Sentient Being with the gun and getting his head back?

They didn't. As they're getting back on the hypercart thing, Zaphod says, "I think I need to go see Humma... about... something" or something to that effect.

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