Maybe We could get a "TEXAS" Tag!?
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Sakkra had this to say about dark elf butts:
Ok, Texans like Texas. We get it.
Because I wouldn't believe you.
New Mexico! Fuck yeah!
ELEPHANT BUTT!
Better off visiting Arizona, at least there you dont have people going "OMG Arizona is so awesome!" every 5 minutes.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, nem-x absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:New Mexico! Fuck yeah!
ELEPHANT BUTT!
But Colorado has Crusted Butt!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK. It's not your fault, Bloodsage.
But Colorado has Crusted Butt!
I think a road trip to both locations is in order.
btw fuck texas
It's not something people hear about.
Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 04-21-2005 at 04:51 PM.
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ACES! Another post by Tarquinn:
How can a state be cool if it's name is just an anagram of 'Taxes'?
LIBERAL MEDIA
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Aw, geez, I have Tarquinn all over myself!
How can a state be cool if it's name is just an anagram of 'Taxes'?
Well, how can Nordrhein-Westfalen be cool if it's just an anagram, of...uh...Nordwest....Rheinfalen....shit.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Out of a possible 10, Karnaj scored a straight 1 with:
Nordrhein-Westfalen
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Bajah painfully thought these words up:
A FIEND SLEW RENT-HORN!! (anagrams are fun!)
Nooooooooo! Not Rent-Horn! 
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Bajah Model 2000 was programmed to say:
A FIEND SLEW RENT-HORN!! (anagrams are fun!)
Inferno rends wealth.
Edit: and a TEXAS tag would be cool. Big Easy fucked around with this message on 04-21-2005 at 06:44 PM.
Go chew on roadkill.
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Big Easy got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Careful! We're all armed and have no compunctions about shooting first, asking questions later. Look at our judicial system!Edit: and a TEXAS tag would be cool.
If a man breaks into your house and begins to flee shoot him in the back. Then drag him back onto your property and shoot him twice in the chest.
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Big Easy Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Careful! We're all armed and have no compunctions about shooting first, asking questions later. Look at our judicial system!Edit: and a TEXAS tag would be cool.
Is it any wonder the majority of Texans are viewed as ignorant hicks?
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Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Is it any wonder the majority of Texans are viewed as ignorant hicks?
I think your thinking of the south in general. Texas is hicks with guns.
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Matilda Jane's account was hax0red to write:
You're embarrassing the rest of us.
And thus the joke was lost.
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Big Easy had this to say about Cuba:
Careful! We're all armed and have no compunctions about shooting first, asking questions later. Look at our judicial system!Edit: and a TEXAS tag would be cool.
I agree with the Texas tag under the rule that anyone who uses it is immediately permabanned and then shown Harlequin Fetus or Tubgirl or something.
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Reynar said this about your mom:
I've been to Texas on several occasions. I found the state to be mostly a wasteland with nothing new and exciting that can't be found elsewhere.Better off visiting Arizona, at least there you dont have people going "OMG Arizona is so awesome!" every 5 minutes.
What states are there that don't have country side that flows into other states (outside of Alaska and Hawaii)? 
-Tok
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Toktuk had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What states are there that don't have country side that flows into other states (outside of Alaska and Hawaii)?-Tok
Wow, that changes everything. This alone makes Texas UNBELIEVABLE COOL!!!
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ACES! Another post by Tarquinn:
Wow, that changes everything. This alone makes Texas UNBELIEVABLE COOL!!!
I think someone* totally missed what was being said.
*Might be Tarquinn Snoota fucked around with this message on 04-22-2005 at 02:27 AM.
