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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into BeauChan who doth quote:
she's pretty
pretty nasty.
Looks like she tucked a frag grenade down her pants and farted just a bit too hard.
I've got a jar of case screws I could stick my dick into if I ever want to simulate fucking such mutilated genitals. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 10:07 PM.
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Maradon! got served! Maradon! got served!
I've got a jar of case screws I could stick my dick into if I ever want to simulate fucking such mutilated genitals.
Oh, you too? I named mine "Ouchy."
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I'd probably dump a girl if she had one and refused to remove it while we were together. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 10:16 PM.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I wonder if her nickname is Sparky...
"Spikey" or "Pokey" or "Stabby" would be my guess.
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Maradon! stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I'd probably dump a girl if she had one and refused to remove it while we were together.
You probably would, but I've dumped on because she got her eyebrow piecered and claimed she was going to get 'more' done. That was enough for me. Called me a jerk but meh, could have been worse.
I could see her being nicknamed "Nails"
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VAGINAL DISCS! Expand your vaginal cavity so large people wont know to have sex or shoot a free throw!
also in anal disc DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 10:35 PM.
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DrPaintThinner had this to say about (_|_):
You've heard of Ear lobe discs, and Lip discs. Now the newest body mutilation technique to sweep the nation.VAGINAL DISCS! Expand your vaginal cavity so large people wont know to have sex or shoot a free throw!
[S]also in anal disc[/s]
Also handy for carrying CD's and DVD's.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I would look pissed off if I had that much metal in my coochie, too
I was thinking something similar. I'm just thinking OUCH!...and WHY? 
Still always, Not-Dude.
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Naimah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You probably would, but I've dumped on because she got her eyebrow piecered and claimed she was going to get 'more' done. That was enough for me. Called me a jerk but meh, could have been worse.
Good thing you stopped it when you did. That definitely would have got really out of hand.
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Mr. Gainsborough's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Take the bullring out and I'd look at her face all day. She can keep everything below her head though.
And get that damned ring out of her nose. Great face, but not really remarkable beyond that.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Kuroi Madoushi wrote:
And get that damned ring out of her nose. Great face, but not really remarkable beyond that.
That's kind of what a bullring is.
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Fizodeth enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Her crotch looks like that old marble game, Kerplunk.
Hahaha.
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Snugglits painfully thought these words up:
Good thing you stopped it when you did. That definitely would have got really out of hand.
She knew my stance on that kind of thing before hand. I know love has no eyes and all that but appearances, despite what you mother may have told you, do matter.
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Alek screamed this from the crapper:
It looks like it has teeth.
Vagina dentata.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Oh, and I muchly enjoy nipple piercings. Yum.
Unless that's pierced, too.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mix Maradon! with water, and you get:
pretty nasty.
I meant her face...
This thread made me laugh, and thank you for reminding me of the name of that game, I've been looking for it!
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x--KarnajO-('-'Q) :
Unless that's pierced, too.
That would really make pooping extremely difficult.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
"Spikey" or "Pokey" or "Stabby" would be my guess.
"The Shredder"
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Maradon! wrote:
That would really make pooping extremely difficult.
I guess we don't know the hole story.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Gainsborough said:
Take the bullring out and I'd look at her face all day. She can keep everything below her head though.
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Mightion Defensor got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I guess we don't know the hole story.
That was bad. 
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Captain Planet:
I guess we don't know the hole story.
Oh I get it! Its a pun!! Ho ho clever.
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Palador ChibiDragon wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
"The Shredder"
"And this happy little fellow, we call the Gouger"
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Edit: Except for that part where he mentioned the word "tree". Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 04-20-2005 at 11:26 AM.
