That's Playboy.
We get it.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mike the Butcher wrote:
It's been out on the PC for a while now, but why bother buying it for 50'ish bucks when you can go grab a Playboy magazine for a tenth of that.
I sure do wish they'd put that stuff on the internet.
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Densetsu had this to say about Knight Rider:
You're a girl.That's Playboy.
We get it.
No, actually, we don't.
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Nobody really understood why Kait wrote:
http://ps2.ign.com/objects/497/497001.html
I'm...speechless.
How is that not a perverse rip-off of The Sims? Not to mention, I have fear for the mods people would make for it...
It's the Sims with boobs, only with a linear storyline. Extremely boring rent not worth my 6 dollars.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Densetsu said:
You're a girl.That's Playboy.
We get it.
I guess...
But I mean, why jack off to CGI girls? They're not even that pretty.
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Kait had this to say about Tron:
I guess...
But I mean, why jack off to CGI girls? They're not even that pretty.
While a game such as that wouldn't bother to grab my attention, because it cannot have been done well, the manner in which they are presented is irrelevant. Either you find an image arousing, or you don't. I get off to hentai as much as (and sometimes moreso) normal porn. And damned if "CGI girls" in games like the Dead or Alive fighting series aren't jack-off material.
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Kait's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I guess...
But I mean, why jack off to CGI girls? They're not even that pretty.
Have you even played the game?...
Having played it already, I enjoyed it immensely, because yeah, I'm a pervert and I find that crap funny.
Most of us knew it was a Blatant Rip-Off of the Sims when it was talked about before... Not to mention the Tag lines were usually along the lines of "It's the Sims for guys" Why is this news?
It's more amusing than needing something to "jack off too". I'm married, I go sleep with my wife, I'm perfectly content, doesn't mean I dont find sophmoric nudity humor appealing.
For the record the game is actually pretty involved, and fun/engaging. You don't even care about the nudity after a while, it becomes more about doing everything the best/most effective. And you'll find yourself taking the pictures as fast as you can and not caring just to make the deadlines.
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
You god damn perverts.
Indeed!
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Kait had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I guess...
But I mean, why jack off to CGI girls? They're not even that pretty.
Its math for god sakes!
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Ctrl-Alt-Del stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
It's the Sims with boobs, only with a linear storyline. Extremely boring rent not worth my 6 dollars.
No... 'Singles: Flirt up your life' is Sims with boobs.