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Topic: What the fuck is the internet?
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-13-2005 09:34:22 PM
"The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can get together and bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-13-2005 09:55:10 PM
Ah, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back quote. Thanks for sharing.

You can close this thread now.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-13-2005 10:00:21 PM
Is it so wrong for me to share my joy in a movie?
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-13-2005 10:04:56 PM
I think we all know the answer to this question.
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 04-13-2005 10:43:50 PM
the internaet si ruen by the INTERNET GREMLIENS whiech steal the gigabyets form yuor computaer too ruens it!!11followe aeny of these opetiaeons too protectes yuor internaet form further haerm by the dreadedly menaecs!11

A| UNPLUG YUOR PHOEN!!11

3) eat soem spinaech (it gieves yuo the stroeng aerms liak POPAYE so yuo can backflip yuor opponeants intoe spaec!!1)

4(you can maek up oen hear too i gess im out oef ideas

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-13-2005 10:45:20 PM
OMG KAGRAMA SIGHTING!!
Ares
posted 04-13-2005 10:57:50 PM
quote:
Vise the Stompy Model 2000 was programmed to say:
OMG KAGRAMA SIGHTING!!

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-13-2005 11:03:08 PM
Kagrama saves the thread!

Not that it wasn't funny in the first place

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 04-13-2005 11:40:14 PM
quote:
Lechium had this to say about John Romero:
Kagrama saves the thread!

Not that it wasn't funny in the first place


No.. no it wasnt.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
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