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posted 04-13-2005 02:21:51 PM
That's what, three years of being Kanid's replacement?

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Jensus fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 02:28 PM.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-13-2005 02:33:49 PM
And once again, Jens shows he lacks the tact of a normal human being.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-13-2005 02:33:52 PM
quote:
Jensus had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
That's what, three years of being Kanid's replacement?

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Snugglits fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 02:34 PM.

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posted 04-13-2005 02:38:00 PM
quote:
Katrinity has a secret obsession with Richard Simmons, as evidenced by...
And once again, Jens shows he lacks the tact of a normal human being.

I'm not responsible for my own actions, my brain is making decisions in which I have no say!

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-13-2005 02:39:24 PM
quote:
From the book of Jensus, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'm not responsible for my own actions, my brain is making decisions in which I have no say!

Thats why God created self-control.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-13-2005 02:42:04 PM
quote:
Katrinity probably says this to all the girls:
Thats why God created self-control.

Then, it must not exist.

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posted 04-13-2005 02:43:00 PM
quote:
While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, Katrinity wrote:
Thats why God created self-control.

oh katrinity

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-13-2005 02:43:20 PM
quote:
Snugglits wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Then, it must not exist.

By that train of thought, you must not exist either!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-13-2005 03:13:10 PM
quote:
Katrinity stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
By that train of thought, you must not exist either!

neither does your brain

burnsauce!!!

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posted 04-13-2005 03:27:36 PM
http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=11279

MEMORIES!

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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-13-2005 03:37:16 PM
I am still of the opinion that Jensus is Sociopath.

There was no valid reason to start this thread as you did or to dredge up that old one.

Azizza fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 03:40 PM.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-13-2005 03:39:38 PM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I am still of the opinion that Jensus is Sociopath.

I just think he's a huge asshole for no reason other than to be an asshole.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-13-2005 03:41:18 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Azizza:
I am still of the opinion that Jensus is Sociopath.

Nah, he's just a jerk.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-13-2005 03:43:16 PM
I thought it was pretty fucking funny, and I am definitely going to hell.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 04-13-2005 03:48:03 PM
There are a lot of banned people in that thread!
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-13-2005 03:52:57 PM
Its amazing how many people are banned looking back at old threads.
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posted 04-13-2005 03:54:33 PM
quote:
While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, Azizza wrote:
I am still of the opinion that Jensus is Sociopath.

There was no valid reason to start this thread as you did or to dredge up that old one.


I'm not a sociopath you backwards biblethumper. Sociopaths can't relate to other human beings at all; they have no empathy.

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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-13-2005 04:00:48 PM
quote:
Jensus thought about the meaning of life:
they have no empathy.

I rest my case.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
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posted 04-13-2005 04:02:37 PM
quote:
While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, Azizza wrote:
I rest my case.

You best do so, before I smite you with the wrath of dictionary.com.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-13-2005 04:02:40 PM
Wow Jens, you're an amazing asshole.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-13-2005 04:07:42 PM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I rest my case.

I'm sure he can empathize with people he likes.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-13-2005 04:14:10 PM
quote:
Jensus probably says this to all the girls:
You best do so, before I smite you with the wrath of dictionary.com.

quote:
empathy (em·pa·thy)

n.
1. Identification with and understanding of another's situation, feelings, and motives. See Synonyms at pity.
2. The attribution of one's own feelings to an object.

Another definition of "empathy":
n.
1. Direct identification with, understanding of, and vicarious experience of another person's situation, feelings, and motives.
2. The projection of one's own feelings or emotional state onto an object or animal.

One final definition:
Main Entry: em·pa·thy
Pronunciation: 'em-p&-thE
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -thies
1 : the imaginative projection of a subjective state into an object so that the object appears to be infused with it
2 : the action of understanding, being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another of either the past or present without having the feelings, thoughts, and experience fully communicated in an objectively explicit manner; also : the capacity for empathy


Taken from dictionary.com, and if you were being sarcastic, your sarcasm sucks.

Mod
Pancake
posted 04-13-2005 04:14:12 PM
Apparently Jens does not grasp the severity of this internet situation, someone do something against this outrage stat!
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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a sweet title
posted 04-13-2005 04:23:39 PM
quote:
While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, Willias wrote:
Taken from dictionary.com, and if you were being sarcastic, your sarcasm sucks.

Yeah.

I can empathize just fine, thus I'm not a sociopath. Azizza was just equating "man i think that guy is a jerk" to "sociopath"

edit: psychopath != sociopath

Jensus fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 04:25 PM.

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-13-2005 04:27:46 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Trent wrote:
Wow Jens, you're an amazing asshole.
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-13-2005 04:32:38 PM
You're an even bigger dickhead than I thought, posting a link to that just isn't cool.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-13-2005 04:44:08 PM
quote:
Jensus had this to say about Robocop:
Yeah.

I can empathize just fine, thus I'm not a sociopath. Azizza was just equating "man i think that guy is a jerk" to "sociopath"

edit: psychopath != sociopath


If you can empathize just fine, then why the fuck did you post this thread. This entire thread isn't needed and shouldn't even be on here.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-13-2005 04:50:41 PM
quote:
Ash: "Erika, you wouldn't let me in, so I wore this stupid disguise. I had to sneak into your gym so I could battle you for a badge, and now I want to challenge you. ..."
Erika: "I accept your challenge. It's my duty under the League rules. We'll each use three Pokémon."

Dexter: "Tangela, a vine Pokémon. Its body is wrapped in vines. The rest of its form is hidden beneath these vines."

Erika: "You battle skills are impressive, Ash, but there's one thing you don't have: empathy with your Pokémon. Without it, you'll never become a great Pokémon trainer like me. Now I'm going to give you a lesson in empathy."

Narrator: "You can't judge a Pokémon by its smell."


Jens, you don't have empathy with your Pokemon. Without it, you'll never become a great Pokemon trainer like me.

Now I'm going to give you a lesson in empathy!!

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-13-2005 04:54:34 PM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about Knight Rider:
Jens, you don't have empathy with your Pokemon. Without it, you'll never become a great Pokemon trainer like me.

Now I'm going to give you a lesson in empathy!!


You're a fag for posting that and I'm a fag for having seen that episode.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-13-2005 05:04:23 PM
quote:
Trent had this to say about (_|_):
Wow Jens, you're an amazing asshole.

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posted 04-13-2005 05:04:41 PM
quote:
In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, Willias wrote:
If you can empathize just fine, then why the fuck did you post this thread. This entire thread isn't needed and shouldn't even be on here.

Making fun of people you don't like is a favorite human pastime enjoyed globally for millenia.

hey
Addy
posted 04-13-2005 05:08:56 PM
quote:
Trillee's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:

Maradon!
posted 04-13-2005 05:13:13 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Jensus booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Sociopaths can't relate to other human beings at all; they have no empathy.

You aren't helping your case much.

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posted 04-13-2005 05:17:57 PM
quote:
Maradon! has a secret obsession with Richard Simmons, as evidenced by...
You aren't helping your case much.

I can relate to people no problem, I'm therefore not a sociopath. What's the problem with you retarded conservatives?

hey
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-13-2005 05:18:55 PM
quote:
Maradon! painfully thought these words up:
You aren't helping your case much.

His case is he's a jerk and not a sociopath, and I'd say that case has been made pretty well.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Taskmaster Bajah
Pancake
posted 04-13-2005 05:35:01 PM
Happy Birthday, UBT. Sorry, but I'm locking this thread.

This was uncalled for.

LOG fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 05:36 PM.

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