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Topic: Who would win this battle? Predator vs The Guyver
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 04-11-2005 08:20:45 PM
According to your knowledge of both combatant's capabilities, which one would win?

And can anyone post a pic of the Guyver (or a link to it) for those who don't know what it is?

Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 04-11-2005 08:28:16 PM
Guyver would win hands down. He'd make some sort of bomb out of a string, bottle of Viagra, broken car seat and a AAA battery.
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-11-2005 08:42:03 PM
quote:
Mike the Butcher's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Guyver would win hands down. He'd make some sort of bomb out of a string, bottle of Viagra, broken car seat and a AAA battery.

I uh, have never seen any Guyver movies....I think you're thinking of MacGuyver though, different person here.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
diadem
eet bugz
posted 04-11-2005 08:59:32 PM
with my limited knowledege of the two, the Guyver thingy
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-11-2005 09:32:58 PM
Guyver
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-11-2005 09:40:14 PM
Wasnt Mark Hammel in the first guyver movie? Now that I think about it he was. And the second movie had no one important in it. I have both movies and the anime. The predator while all cool and steathly wouldn't fair so well I think against the super speeded, super strengthed, guyver.

Unless, the predator was stalking the guyver and killed him when he was in his human form. So I'm not sure who would really win.


Heres a pretty good picture of the anime guyver. The live action one was lack luster at best.


Predator, incease you dont know what one looks like

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-11-2005 at 09:41 PM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 04-11-2005 10:02:10 PM
quote:
DrPaintThinner wrote this stupid crap:

Unless, the predator was stalking the guyver and killed him when he was in his human form. So I'm not sure who would really win.


I dunno... that Control Metal is pretty sensitive. It'd probably detect the Predator somehow and force its human host into armored form.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-11-2005 11:02:41 PM
Guyver, unless the Predator realizes his weakness (the Control Metal). Then it's iffy.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 04-11-2005 11:10:21 PM
MacGuyver v. Predator is no contest.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-11-2005 11:17:56 PM
yeah MacGyver wins.

Predator wins over the Guyver. Guyver doesn't seem to have any hypersenses. How would it ever see the Predator? Besides even if it did fuck with the Predator, it just taps the metal wristband of doom and Guyver goes Hiroshima

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-11-2005 11:29:02 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael spewed forth this undeniable truth:
yeah MacGyver wins.

Predator wins over the Guyver. Guyver doesn't seem to have any hypersenses. How would it ever see the Predator? Besides even if it did fuck with the Predator, it just taps the metal wristband of doom and Guyver goes Hiroshima


Actually, the Control Metal is located in the Guyver's forehead, so damaging that is damaging his brain.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-12-2005 12:31:30 AM
Posting on behalf of a friend:

quote:
"If Danny Glover can beat the Predator, I'm pretty sure the Guyver can. Better yet, Mark Hamil could, in his stupid Guyver bug form"

I have no idea who the Guyver is (I was hoping it somehow referred to MacGuyver) so I cannot add anything helpful.

Edit: That Guyver guy looks mighty spiky. I'd wager he could cut off the pred's wristband, stopping the bomb.

Tegadil fucked around with this message on 04-12-2005 at 12:38 AM.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-12-2005 12:37:03 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was listening to Cher while typing:
yeah MacGyver wins.

Predator wins over the Guyver. Guyver doesn't seem to have any hypersenses. How would it ever see the Predator? Besides even if it did fuck with the Predator, it just taps the metal wristband of doom and Guyver goes Hiroshima


The control metal can actually resurrect the Guyver. I'd give the contest to the Guyver.

Also, Mark Hamill was in The Guyver movie, but he wasn't the Guyver itself. He was some detective.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 04-12-2005 12:41:05 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mike the Butcher was all like:
Guyver would win hands down. He'd make some sort of bomb out of a string, bottle of Viagra, broken car seat and a AAA battery.


Haha I'm an idiot. No more posting while on the juice.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-12-2005 01:15:23 AM
All I remember about the Guyver is I saw the first movie when I was like ten and it had Jimmy Walker in it.

Anything with Jimmy Walker is okay by me. Dyn-o-miiiiiite!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-12-2005 07:28:16 AM
quote:
Azymyth's account was hax0red to write:
Actually, the Control Metal is located in the Guyver's forehead, so damaging that is damaging his brain.

Did I say "Control Metal" at any time? I'm talking about the wrist-bomb Predators have, or did you not see the end of the first Predator movie?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-12-2005 08:31:17 AM
quote:
Tegadil had this to say about Robocop:
Posting on behalf of a friend:

I have no idea who the Guyver is (I was hoping it somehow referred to MacGuyver) so I cannot add anything helpful.

Edit: That Guyver guy looks mighty spiky. I'd wager he could cut off the pred's wristband, stopping the bomb.


The spikes ont he guyvers arms shoot out to make giant blades. In many an episode of the anime he just ripps monsters in half that are well over four times his size.

like this one

I actually dont think that picture I posted was the guyver. It might have been another one of the same type. Like guyver 2 or something (I can't remember at all). The one in this picture is the guyver though. Im positive. Hes a lighter color.

as seen here with the comparison

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-12-2005 09:41:10 AM
For those who are ignorant, the Guyver is a suit of living bio-armor that can merge with another being (Human or Zooanthrope(think beast-men)) and enhance that person's abilities by untold magnitudes. As long as the Control Metal isn't completely destroyed, it can regenerate and regenerate the body of the Guyver including the person wearing the armor. Each Guyver suit (and there are a few different units, but they are ultra rare) comes with some form of arm blades that grow out to be used by the Guyver. The Guyver also can as an Ultimate Weapon open it's chest plate/cavity to unleash some form of Energy Destruction Beam/Wave that pretty much kills anything in the way.

These suits were created by the same aliens who supposedly created humankind and the zooanthropes who are supposedly the next evolutional step for humankind. The zooanthropes are hunting for the units in both the anime and the live action movies, but the first unit they are looking for ends up on a human teenager everytime.

But back to the topic on hand, while the Predator is bad arse and all, the Guyver could take him in a few moments. The Predator isn't even as strong as half the zooanthropes that the Guyver has to go against on a daily basis.

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 04-12-2005 at 09:45 AM.

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DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-12-2005 10:00:10 AM
quote:
So quoth Katrinity:
The Guyver also can as an Ultimate Weapon open it's chest plate/cavity to unleash some form of Energy Destruction Beam/Wave that pretty much kills anything in the way.

Totally forgot about the chest laser. That was one of the coolest parts of the movie. Predator would be vaporized instantly.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-12-2005 11:46:00 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was naked while typing this:
Did I say "Control Metal" at any time? I'm talking about the wrist-bomb Predators have, or did you not see the end of the first Predator movie?
Ah. Misread what you said there.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-12-2005 12:22:49 PM
MacGuyver in a Guyver suit.
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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 04-12-2005 12:37:51 PM
My only exposure to Guyver was the Live Action movie. This makes me sad.

It was like Power Rangers on crack. Minus the plural. ;/

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Godzilla
Pancake
posted 04-12-2005 12:41:36 PM
I think people are confusing Macguyver with The Gyver two different characters people!
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-12-2005 12:53:48 PM
quote:
Godzilla had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I think people are confusing Macguyver with The Gyver two different characters people!

Hmm it's too bad someone didn't clear that up in the third post, oh wait

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-12-2005 12:57:33 PM
quote:
DrPaintThinner obviously shouldn't have said:
like this one

Is..he wrestling with Kyomara from La Blue Girl? o_____O

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 04-12-2005 02:11:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Is..he wrestling with Kyomara from La Blue Girl? o_____O

the real quesiton is, how did you watch it enough to learn his name?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-12-2005 03:58:08 PM
I still haven't seen or heard any evidence that suggests the Guyver could see a Predator in stealth mode.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-12-2005 04:51:10 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C attempted to be funny by writing:
the real quesiton is, how did you watch it enough to learn his name?

It's fucking Gains, dude. Why did you even ask?

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-12-2005 05:20:46 PM
quote:
This one time, at DrPaintThinner camp:
Totally forgot about the chest laser. That was one of the coolest parts of the movie. Predator would be vaporized instantly.

Assuming the Guyver could keep the Predator immobilized long enough to preform the blast. It takes a bit of time and effort to open the chest panels.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-12-2005 05:33:17 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Azymyth said this:
Assuming the Guyver could keep the Predator immobilized long enough to preform the blast. It takes a bit of time and effort to open the chest panels.

Predator wouldn't be going anywhere without his legs.

Seriously though, the only thing the Predator has going for him is the stealth ability, and even normal humans were able to figure that out. It's not perfect invisibility.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-12-2005 05:40:47 PM
quote:
Densetsu was listening to Cher while typing:
Predator wouldn't be going anywhere without his legs.

Seriously though, the only thing the Predator has going for him is the stealth ability, and even normal humans were able to figure that out. It's not perfect invisibility.


I think the only real advantage the predator may have are all of his cool gadgets. Like the homing discs, and the shoulder cannon, and the net. Then again Guyver would deflect the discs, dodge the cannon blast, and cut through the net. I think the Guyver has him out matched and out classed.

If it was one on one I don't think there is much of a contest. Maybe a squad of predators, or a larger number of them, but not one on one.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-12-2005 05:55:28 PM
This versus sucks, the real question is could the Guyver take out Arnold.

I don't think so, nobody can beat Arnold, he'd go all old school commando.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-12-2005 06:47:23 PM
If Arnold got a Guyver unit, he'd be completely unstoppable!
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-13-2005 09:13:27 AM
quote:
Azymyth had this to say about Optimus Prime:
If MacGuyver got a Guyver unit, he'd be completely unstoppable!
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-13-2005 09:34:54 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Alek was all like:
If MacGuyver got a Guyver unit, he'd be completely unstoppable!

quote:
Azymyth had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
If Arnold got a Guyver unit, he'd be completely unstoppable!

I think we know who the real fight is between.

I couldn't help myself despite my lack of photoshop abilities.

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 09:38 AM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-13-2005 11:05:24 AM
quote:
Densetsu's account was hax0red to write:
Predator wouldn't be going anywhere without his legs.

Seriously though, the only thing the Predator has going for him is the stealth ability, and even normal humans were able to figure that out. It's not perfect invisibility.


But is it good enough? Yeah. The Predator has an arsenal. Sooner or later he'd either wear the Guyver pilot down mentally (keep in mind the Guyver is essentially driven by teenage kids) or realize it was time to retreat.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-13-2005 12:52:23 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
But is it good enough? Yeah. The Predator has an arsenal. Sooner or later he'd either wear the Guyver pilot down mentally (keep in mind the Guyver is essentially driven by teenage kids) or realize it was time to retreat.

But if MacGuyver was in a Guyver unit, Predator would be fucked... in the sphincter.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-13-2005 01:37:03 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this stupid crap:
But is it good enough? Yeah. The Predator has an arsenal. Sooner or later he'd either wear the Guyver pilot down mentally (keep in mind the Guyver is essentially driven by teenage kids) or realize it was time to retreat.

That would depend on the teenage kid, now wouldn't it?

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-14-2005 12:59:55 AM
quote:
Alek probably says this to all the girls:
But if MacGuyver was in a Guyver unit, Predator would be fucked... in the sphincter.

we heard you the first fifty bajillion times. Don't you have to go be psionic psaiyan in a D&D game somewhere right now?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-14-2005 12:19:50 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
we heard you the first fifty bajillion times. Don't you have to go be psionic psaiyan in a D&D game somewhere right now?

Now if MacGuyver also took levels in psion, it'd be over before it started.

Seriously dude, you complain about me saying the same thing twice when you've used the same psionics schtick since I admitted that I like the psionics handbook. Can we say hypocrite?

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