Delidgamond once raped seven sheep and ate twice as many goats. ORPHANED, AFRICAN AMERICAN GOATS.
Support the Anti-Delidgamond Movement. If you don't you are...
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[ ] Delphi
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Crezia has the right stuff
While I am fully in support of the anti-Delid movement, I must tkae this time to say: are you that bored, Parce? Jesus.
May I take the time to say that it has been recently discovered that Crezia, former no-name loser of EverCrest turned prom queen superstar, is actually the product of the incestuous union between Delidgamond and Jens, famed brother and sister singing duo.
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Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
May I take the time to say that it has been recently discovered that Crezia, former no-name loser of EverCrest turned prom queen superstar, is actually the product of the incestuous union between Delidgamond and Jens, famed brother and sister singing duo.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer, Mr. Parcelan. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.
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Crezia had this to say about (_|_):
You'll be hearing from my lawyer, Mr. Parcelan. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.
I cannot lose when righteousness is on my side.
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There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
I cannot lose when righteousness is on my side.
That isn't righteousness, thats just that bowl of chili you had last night.
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Katrinity attempted to be funny by writing:
That isn't righteousness, thats just that bowl of chili you had last night.
Righteousness or chili, when it makes its presence known, this slanderous attack on me shall be cleared.
And since Bloodsage is undoubtedly reading this right now, because he has naught better to do than to stalk my threads and harrass me via the vast unconsciousness of the Internet, I have but this to say: milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made.
Pathetic. Simply pathetic.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
I would also like to bring to light Katrinity's disgusting alcoholism. From this "Behind the Avatar" show on VH1, I've been able to garner that her mother whipped her with extension cords every day and forced her to go into an increasingly downward spiral of hard liquor, hard women and hard times.
You're full of lies, foul rumor-monger of the Ninth Pit of Hell!
AA helped me during a tough time. I've been liquor free for 5 years. Its just milk and cookies for me from now on. Katrinity fucked around with this message on 04-11-2005 at 01:50 PM.
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Katrinity had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You're full of lies, foul rumor-monger of the Ninth Pit of Hell!AA helped me during a tough time. I've been liquor free for 5 years. Its just milk and cookies for me from now on.
GET BEHIND ME EVIL-DOER.
And that delivery man/child deserved to be molested, as the chocolate peanut butter double crunch was being withheld!
MAKING OUT WITH HIMSELF D:< Kael fucked around with this message on 04-11-2005 at 03:02 PM.
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Nobody really understood why Kael wrote:
The only crime Delid is guilty of is...MAKING OUT WITH HIMSELF D:<
...Which is punishable by death.
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ACES! Another post by Bajah:
And I am not a troll, as it is known that trolls turn to stone in the sunlight whereas I do not!
Actually, it all depends on where your from. For instance Dwarves, also known as Dark Elves to the Norse, turned to stone while exposed to the sunlight, whereas trolls did not.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Nem started this bandwagon, and Parcelan - like your average Oregon Trail player - is going to get it infected with syphilis and eventually die.
Unless he sleeps for a couple weeks straight, of course.
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Out of a possible 10, UBT scored a straight 1 with:
Actually, it all depends on where your from. For instance Dwarves, also known as Dark Elves to the Norse, turned to stone while exposed to the sunlight, whereas trolls did not.
Ahem. Norse mythology, my favorite!
Trolls are consider 'Etin-Kind' in Norse mythology. The kind of wight most true folk use the term "troll" for now is an outdweller who is smaller than a mountain-giant (folkloric descriptions of trolls have them ranging from human norm to perhaps ten or twelve feet) and usually lives in cliffs or mountain crags. 
As for Dwarves, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Light-Alfs and Dark-Alfs are completely different type of wight than the Swart-Alfs. The Swart-Alfs are the ones referred to as Dwarves 
They're also supposedly all male, though the bearded women thing stemmed from fantasy writers. Not only that, but they're pitch black and they steal human women for mating! 
Woo!
Anyway, if you wanna read some in-depth information on Norse Mythology (so I'll have someone to babble about it with), I recommend thetroth.org While I wouldn't go so far as meeting with their clubs and crap, their site is home to a LOT of information.
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Sean had this to say about John Romero:
Nem started this bandwagon, and Parcelan - like your average Oregon Trail player - is going to get it infected with syphilis and eventually die.
Or gets gored by a mountain lion. Or accidentally shot.
Damnit, the ONLY good thing about that game was the hunting!
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Bajah thought about the meaning of life:
Ahem. Norse mythology, my favorite!Trolls are consider 'Etin-Kind' in Norse mythology. The kind of wight most true folk use the term "troll" for now is an outdweller who is smaller than a mountain-giant (folkloric descriptions of trolls have them ranging from human norm to perhaps ten or twelve feet) and usually lives in cliffs or mountain crags.
As for Dwarves, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Light-Alfs and Dark-Alfs are completely different type of wight than the Swart-Alfs. The Swart-Alfs are the ones referred to as Dwarves
They're also supposedly all male, though the bearded women thing stemmed from fantasy writers. Not only that, but they're pitch black and they steal human women for mating!
Woo!
Anyway, if you wanna read some in-depth information on Norse Mythology (so I'll have someone to babble about it with), I recommend thetroth.org
Or, you can see the cute, bastardized versions of Etins, Norns and the Grendel in the AI game series, Creatures. http://www.gamewaredevelopment.co.uk/creatures_index.php Ah, if only I'd known then what I know now...
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Kait had this to say about (_|_):
Or gets gored by a mountain lion. Or accidentally shot.Damnit, the ONLY good thing about that game was the hunting!
Do mountain lions gore things? I thought that was exclusive to things with tusks or horns.
(Loved Oregon Trail, btw, played it in elementry school!!)
Still always, Not-Dude.
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Kael had this to say about Knight Rider:
The only crime Delid is guilty of is...MAKING OUT WITH HIMSELF D:<
Well if you think about it, it's not really incest because you're making out with YOU... plus, you know what you like... so it's more masturbation really.
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Monica had this to say about dark elf butts:
Well if you think about it, it's not really incest because you're making out with YOU... plus, you know what you like... so it's more masturbation really.
Ask yourself, do you really want to think about Delid masturbating TO HIMSELF?
Well, though my cause is just and heavenly, I shall refute these deviants with the one thing they understand: cold, hard cocks and facts.
Have a look at this graph and clear your plate, for tonight, you'll be eating a mountain of crow.
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Lesage got a whole lot of nerve:
Do mountain lions gore things? I thought that was exclusive to things with tusks or horns.
According to both myself, and dictionary.com, you are correct.
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Bajah had this to say about Robocop:
Ahem. Norse mythology, my favorite!Trolls are consider 'Etin-Kind' in Norse mythology. The kind of wight most true folk use the term "troll" for now is an outdweller who is smaller than a mountain-giant (folkloric descriptions of trolls have them ranging from human norm to perhaps ten or twelve feet) and usually lives in cliffs or mountain crags.
As for Dwarves, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Light-Alfs and Dark-Alfs are completely different type of wight than the Swart-Alfs. The Swart-Alfs are the ones referred to as Dwarves
Anyway, if you wanna read some in-depth information on Norse Mythology (so I'll have someone to babble about it with), I recommend thetroth.org
Allow me to shed some light on one of the sagas of my Primary Diety Thor and where the true term of "Dark Elves" comes from.
The Contest between Thor and Alvis
Thor is known to have two wives. His first wife was the giantess Iarnsaxa (iron stone). She bore him two sons by the name of Magni strength) and Modi (courage). Both sons are destined to avenge their fathers death and survive Ragnarok. Thors hammer passes into their keeping until his resurrection in Gimli. Thors second wife is Sif, the golden-hair goddess of Spring. Thor also had two children by her. The first is a son by the name of Lorride, and a daughter by the name of Thrud. Thrud was renown not only for her beauty, but also for her size and strength.
The dwarf by the name of Alvis (the omniscient one) fell deeply in love with Thrud after seeing her and sought to woo her as his bride. Alvis was determined to have Thrud as his wife and placed a spell over her heart and mind. But he could not accept her hand without first winning Thors permission. So Alvis set out for Bilskirnir, Thors great hall, in quest of receiving Thors consent for his marriage to Thrud.
Alvis set out from the realm of dark elves to Asgard after sunset. He traveled by night for dark elves fear the light of the sun, which had a terrible effect on them - it turned them to stone. When he reached Thors hall he entered and brashly marched right up to the Thunder God and declared his intentions.
"I have come to claim Thrud as my bride," Alvis said bluntly. "I have traveled far and now that Im here, I intend to take the woman I love back to my home as my wife. Thrud has already declared her willingness so there is no need to waste any more time."
Thor stared down on the little dwarf. "Who are you?" asked Thor. "Or, should I ask, what are you? Your nose is large and your eyes are red and squint. Your skin is the color of burnt coal and you look as if you sleep with the dead. Just what kind of monster are you? And how dare you demand that I surrender my daughter to you as your bride."
The dwarf raised himself up straight, which looked comical before the great god. "My name is Alvis," he said, "and I am all-knowing. I live is a great hall beneath the earth, hewn out the rock and stone buried far below, safe from the evil rays of the sun." He then raised his hand with his index finger pointing at Thor. "Ive produced great works of wonder and powerful weapons for you Asgardians and now Ive come to claim Thrud - the agreed priced for my deeds. Do not break the oath of the gods, Thor."
Thor laughed, but did not lose his temper. "I know of no oath given to you by Asgard," he said. "I am Thruds father and I alone will decide who she marries. That is the right of a father, and no dwarf will take from me my right."
But Alvis expected Thors reaction. "You have no right to decide for whom you daughter will love," Alvis said. "She loves me and desires to wed me. Would you break you daughters heart? What kind of father would be so cruel as to crush his daughters heart?" The corners of Alvis mouth curled with malice.
"How dare you come barging into my home and thing you are worthy of seeking the hand of someone better than you?" Thor said. "You call yourself all-knowing, but all the knowledge and education in the nine worlds does not elevate you to that of your betters. Your body is still foreign and your soul is still alien."
"What do I see in the eyes of the mighty Thor?" Alvis asked. "Do I see fear?"
Thor could see the trickery of the dwarf. There was nothing Thor feared unless it was harming his daughter, who he loved so dearly. "I am not only the father of Thrud, but also the father of marriage. No marriage can be blessed without my consent. If you want my daughter in marriage, youll first have to win her."
"A challenge," Alvis said. "As the one challenged, I have the right to decide the contest. This I will accept." Alvis smiled. "Ill prove my worth and have your snow-white daughter as my bride. I chose the contest of knowledge. Ask me any questions and I will answer them. If I fail, then I will go as I came, unwedded and alone, but I answer all your question, I go married with Thrud as my bride."
Thor agreed.
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: The is a land that stretches around all things, around all nine worlds? What is its name in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "It is called Earth by men, and the Aesir call it Field, the Vanir call it Ways, Evergreen is the name for it among the giants, Grower by elves and the holiest gods call it Clay
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: What names are there for the sky that sails overhead in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "The sky is called Heaven by men, and Height by the Aesir, Wind Weaver by the Vanir, High Home by the giants, Fair Roof by the elves and Dripping Hall by the dwarves."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name of the moon in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Moon it is called by men, and Mock Sun by the Aesir, Whirling Wheel in Hel, Rapid Traveler by the giants, Gleamer by the dwarfs and Time Teller by the elves."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for the sun in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Men call it Sun, and the Aesir called it Orb, the dwarfs call it Dvalins Delight, the giants Ever Bright the elves call it Fair Wheel and All Glowing it is named by the Vanir."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for the cloud in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Clouds is the name among men, and the Aesir call them the Chance of Showers, the Vanir call them Wind Kites, the giants say Hope of Rain, the elves named them Weather Might and in Hel the clouds are referred to as the Helmets of Secrets."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for the winds in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Men named them Wind, while the Aesir named them Waverer, the Vanir call them Neigher, the giants Wailer, the elves Roaring Traveller and they are known as the Blustering Blast in Hel."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for stillness in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Men cal it Calm, and the Aesir call it Quiet, the Vanir named it Winds Hush, the giants say Sultry, the elves call it Days Lull, and the dwarfs refer to it as Days Refuge."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for the sea in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Men call it the Sea, the Aesir named it Smooth-lying, the Vanir call it Waves, the giants refer to it as Eel Home, the elves named it Drink Stuff and the dwarfs named it the Deep."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for fire in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Men call it Fire, the Aesir call it Flame, the Vanir call it Wave, the giants refer to it as Hungry Bitter, the dwarfs Burner and in Hel it is called the Hasty."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for wood in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. " Men call it Wood, the Aesir call it the Mane of the Field, the Vanir call it the Wand, the giants fuel, the elves Fair-limbed and in Hel it is referred to as Seaweed of the Hills."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for night in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Men refer to it as the Night, the Aesir named it the Darkness, the Vanir call it the Hood, the elves say Sleeps Soothing, the giants call it Lightless, and the dwarfs call it the Weaver of Dreams."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for the seed in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Men call it Barley, the Aesir call it Grain, the Vanir Growth, the giants call it Edible, the elves call it Drink Grist and in Hel it is called Slender Stem."
"Alright Alvis! If you are all-knowing and all-seeing, then tell me this: what is the name for ale in all the nine worlds?"
"Thats easy enough," the dwarf said. "Men refer to it as Ale, the Aesir as Beer, the Vanir as Foaming, the giants call it Cloudless Swill, in Hel it is known as Mead and among the sons of Suttung it is called Feast Draught."
"You truly are all-knowing," Thor said. "You seem to know everything under the sun that is except what time the sun risings in the east." Thor smiled at the dwarf and then looked out of the east window.
Alviss eyes opened wide as he turned to see what Thor was looking at. As he did, the first golden rays of the rising sun struck him and turned him into stone. As Alvis turned to stone, his spell over Thrud died with him and the sun shined in Thors heart once more, for he had won back his daughters heart.
On this day Thor proved that intellect along can not measure up to purity and honor and the rational of the dwarf is no match for Thors common sense. UBT fucked around with this message on 04-12-2005 at 03:45 PM.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
YARR
Are you aware that Bajah is really Delidgamond spelled backwards?! You wouldn't think it at first glance, but if you read it quickly and drunk enough you'll see the truth of the matter.
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Manticore attempted to be funny by writing:
I must bring something that has been troubling me for a long time to the attention of all those gathered here today:Are you aware that Bajah is really Delidgamond spelled backwards?! You wouldn't think it at first glance, but if you read it quickly and drunk enough you'll see the truth of the matter.
My God...all this time...
The first was during the French Revolution, in which the nobles' court was rife with talk of their illicit affairs that they performed while wearing powdered wigs and dainty cheek makeup.
The second was during the Crusades, in which they both performed anal sex on Mohammed's Camel to "teach him proper respect for the lord."
And finally, during World War II, in which they were both Brides of Christ.
It seems this puzzle is finally unraveling...
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Rockstar games presents; Mr. Parcelan;
It has recently been discovered that Blindy has prior relationships with Delidgamond. Apparently, they were seen together three times in their relationship.The first was during the French Revolution, in which the nobles' court was rife with talk of their illicit affairs that they performed while wearing powdered wigs and dainty cheek makeup.
The second was during the Crusades, in which they both performed anal sex on Mohammed's Camel to "teach him proper respect for the lord."
And finally, during World War II, in which they were both Brides of Christ.
It seems this puzzle is finally unraveling...
You had to rez your own thread because it was a failure.
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How.... Delidgamond.... uughhhhhh:
You had to rez your own thread because it was a failure.
Can a brotha get a piece of cake
