Let us begin...
-Addy and Lashanna will enact the least sexy scenario they can possibly think of.
-Jens and Maradon shall embrace each other as friends, then as brothers, then as lovers.
-Tarquinn will launch the first attack against JooJooFlop in what will be called 'The Great Slurpee Conflict of Aught Five.'
-Gydyon shall act out scenes from his newest video game: Gydyon Theft Auto: San Andreas.
-Ja'Deth will haunt Mightion as the most annoying ghost in history.
-Caid and the Kraken shall embrace each other as friends, then as brothers, then as lovers, then as carnal lovers.
-Nae will make merriment of her choosing.
-Karnaj shall chase down Vorbis in a go-kart.
-Suddar will finally get back to being Emo.
-Pvednes and his massive bloodhound, Enus, will hunt down a nude, peanut butter-slathered Gains and eventually turn him into a rug.
-Maradon will eventually get angry at Jens and fight him. But not before he embraces Jens as the above.
-Leopold will disagree with the general premise of this thread.
-Everyone must end their post with: "May Anus McGee be with you."
Obey at once.
PUT ME IN YOUR SAMMICH! I'M HIGH IN FAT, BUT GOOD FOR YOUR COLON!
May Anus McGee be with you.
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-Yuri- had this to say about Cuba:
-Yuri will be left out of this thread
You know that would have gone without saying, right?
May Anus McGee be with you.
Unless, he becomes officially dead then, which means he has to redo his tax return...
May Anus McGee be with you. And not me.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Snugglits had time to sputter this out before being killed by someone else's ambush:
-Parcelan will post about how his dog got its hair cut.
Nay. In this thread, we find out what history would be like if Parce had been a Waiszling! 
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Nay. In this thread, we find out what history would be like if Parce had been a Waiszling!
Incomprehensible 
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This one time, at Mightion Defensor camp:
How can Ja'Deth get executed for not being an annoying ghost? He can't be an annoying ghost until he's dead... and when he's dead, he has no reason to fear execution! Great. A mad scientist who has no reason to fear harm to his person, Wonderful.Unless, he becomes officially dead then, which means he has to redo his tax return...
May Anus McGee be with you. And not me.
Hey! look what I can do with ectoplasm and Predaking! oooooo slimy!
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Duck Tales:
Hey! look what I can do with ectoplasm and Predaking! oooooo slimy!
Ectokake!
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Karnaj had this to say about Cuba:
So does Vorbis get a go cart, too?
I get a running start if I don't.
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Vorbis got served! Vorbis got served!
I get a running start if I don't.
Won't help you. I just picked up triple mushrooms.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj probably says this to all the girls:
Won't help you. I just picked up triple mushrooms.
I've got banana peels and turtle shells.
I'm so set.
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How.... Vorbis.... uughhhhhh:
I've got banana peels and turtle shells.I'm so set.
Go Blue Shell of Pain!
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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
-Ja'Deth will haunt Mightion as the most annoying ghost in history.
*Suddenly is now having the part "It's the cat and the funky phantom ghost" being stuck in his head. Also is old enough to remember when it was on one of the major tv networks*. Freschel Spindrift fucked around with this message on 04-11-2005 at 01:51 AM.
A big, dimly lit room, dominated by a huge oval table. Several high ranking military people, discussing military stuff.
President Tarquinn, an awe- inspiring, tall man, dressed in the best business suit overpaid italian designers have to offer. Having bags under his eyes, uncombed hair, a lightly confused look on his face, the president obviously suffers from a hangover. His business suit is actually just a bath robe, sporting a cheap print, proclaiming his favourite brand of beer.
In retrospective, he does not look awe- inspiring at all.
The Pres: Gentleman, I hope it is important. You just interrupted a party I had with five young supermodels.
<SILENCE>
The Pres: Um, TWO young supermodels.
<SILENCE>
The Pres: Â…. One -average- looking womanÂ… ?
<someoneÂ’s coughing quietly in the background>
The Pres: <ashamed> I was playing World of WarcraftÂ….
<Some highly decorated general dude (HDGD) addresses the President>
HDGD: Well, Sir, it IS important. Last night the former peaceful, country of JooJooistan has aquired a huge amount of SLURPEEs. Intelligence suggests that they are going to use it to attack our (still) peaceful nation. <points to a map on wall> As you can see here, the enemy SLURPEEs are being brought into position right as we speak. The units are entering zone Pink in less than 5 hours.
The Pres: <nods>
HDGD: I strongly urge you to change our national alert levels from “What the heck” to “Gawd, no!”. The existance of our nation might depend on our very next steps.
The Pres: So, those probably evil bastards will use those SNOOPIES to
HDGD: SLURPEEs, Sir.
The Pres: Yes. What are those things, and why the devil should I care about something called zone PINK?
HDGD: First off, zone pink is the name of our border with JooJooistan, and
The Pres: We have a border with JooJooistan?!?
The foreign Minister. Well, for about three months now. Their ruler bought the United States of MadCat. The were in a badbad shape, and cheap to have.
The Pres: Why is no one telling me those things. Those things are kinda important, donÂ’t you think?
The foreign Minister: I did tell you. Your answer was, allow me to quote: ‘Yes, yes… mumble, mumble, stupid paladins”.
The Pres: OhÂ… er, back to those SLUMPIES
HDGD: SLURPEEs, Sir. SLURPEE is the abbreviation for Super Light Urban Really Powerful Enemy Entity.
The Pres: <naĂ¯ve> Is that bad?
HDGD: <slightly annoyed> Yes, very bad. Those are basically WMDs, weapons of mass destruction.
The Pres: Well, have we asked the United Nations for help and assistance?
HDGD: We have.
The Pres: What did they say?
The foreign Minister: They said, that they are not going to help us. The SLURPEEs are harmless because.
The Pres: Because what?!
The foreign Minister: How should I know? We stopped listening after they said that they are not going to help us.
The Pres: So, what are we going to do about those SCOTCHBEEs?
Everyone: SLURPEEs!
HDGD: I recommend a full conventional strike against, with everything we have against Aught Five!
The Pres: A vital military installation, I assume.
HDGD: Â… yesÂ… noÂ… KINDA. ItÂ’s a shopping mall the JooJooistan militia uses for supply and recreation. Coincidentally all SLURPEEs are stored there.
The Pres: Okay, arm the rabid soccer fans, load the BSE cows into planes and send them to that mall. We will show JooJooistan that we do not ignore the threat of those SLURPEEs.
HDGD: SLURPÂ… Oh.
The Pres: I will leave now for improtant matters, worthy of a president. If there are any news, /whisper me, er use the goddamn phone. May Anus McGee be with you. Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 04-11-2005 at 05:12 AM.
Oh!
His heart is bigger than Josh's gut!
His mouth, he can never keep shut!
His wit shall always ring true!
May Anus McGee be with you!
Faster than Faz on speed!
Stronger than a racing steed!
He'll beat Deli black and blue!
May Anus McGee be with you!
He has the soul of a snake charmer..
Women are his, like sheep to a farmer.
Xyrra is stuck to him like glue!
May Anus McGee be with you!
May Anus McGee be with you!
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A sleep deprived Nae stammered:
While drinking a bottle of Scotch, Nae sings her favorite song.Oh!
His heart is bigger than Josh's gut!
His mouth, he can never keep shut!
His wit shall always ring true!May Anus McGee be with you!
Faster than Faz on speed!
Stronger than a racing steed!
He'll beat Deli black and blue!May Anus McGee be with you!
He has the soul of a snake charmer..
Women are his, like sheep to a farmer.
Xyrra is stuck to him like glue!May Anus McGee be with you!
May Anus McGee be with you!
And Nae.. SINGLE HANDEDLY... Makes this thread a 5 
My Prime Angus be with you
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Nae was naked while typing this:
While drinking a bottle of Scotch, Nae sings her favorite song.Oh!
His heart is bigger than Josh's gut!
His mouth, he can never keep shut!
His wit shall always ring true!May Anus McGee be with you!
Faster than Faz on speed!
Stronger than a racing steed!
He'll beat Deli black and blue!May Anus McGee be with you!
He has the soul of a snake charmer..
Women are his, like sheep to a farmer.
Xyrra is stuck to him like glue!May Anus McGee be with you!
May Anus McGee be with you!
Holy shit, that was hilarious!
May Anus McGee be with you
(may anus mcgee be with you)
.. damnit.
May Anus McGee be with you.
Oh, hello, Officers, I'd like to inform you that you don't exisARGH GODDAMMIT MY FUCKING KIDNEYS THAT HUR
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Mr. Parcelan got a whole lot of nerve:
You have posted twice now, your replies stacked upon each other like the broken corpses in a body heap. DO I SMELL A TROLL?!
excuse me sir but this is now my 2nd post, and the prior post was my first so it appears your count is off im sorry 
quote:The pact is sealed.
We were all impressed when Liam wrote:
this is now my 2nd post
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You have posted twice now, your replies stacked upon each other like the broken corpses in a body heap. DO I SMELL A TROLL?!
executes the following people:
-Yuri-
Mr. Gainsborough
Mightion Defensor
Karnaj
Snugglits
Gunslinger Moogle
Vise the Stompy
Suddar
nem-x (twice)
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
Fizodeth
Vorbis
DrPaintThinner
JooJooFlop
Freschel Spindrift
Nae
UBT (Not so much for UBT breaking any rules, but for fear of retribution from the previous execution)
Cobalt Katze
Ruvyen
Leopold (Catch 22's a bitch)
Liam
Blackened
Maradon
Jens
May Anus McGee be with you.
"May Anus McGee be with you."
