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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-10-2005 04:31:13 PM
Forgive me, someone on this board requested these and s/he's not on right now so I can give them.
I'll get rid of them as soon as s/he gets them, I promise.

[img=http://img219.echo.cx/img219/1371/stockings15fw.th.jpg]
[img=http://img57.echo.cx/img57/2380/stockings27hg.th.jpg]
[img=http://img153.echo.cx/img153/7816/stockings32sl.th.jpg]
[img=http://img159.echo.cx/img159/6707/stockings47fo.th.jpg]
[img=http://img159.echo.cx/img159/5198/stockings53eg.th.jpg]
[img=http://img96.echo.cx/img96/1926/stockingsp18ny.th.jpg]
[img=http://img96.echo.cx/img96/8628/stockingsp22bl.th.jpg]

Edit: Meh, I can't figure out how to put up thumbs, but I guess links will suffice. Sorry 'bout this.

Kait fucked around with this message on 04-10-2005 at 04:36 PM.

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Teagan
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posted 04-10-2005 04:33:19 PM
We don't take kindly to HTML in posts 'round these here parts.

(Translation: it no workie)

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-10-2005 04:36:03 PM
Wait, we have a hermaphrodite on this board?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Kait
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posted 04-10-2005 04:37:46 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent JooJooFlop said:
Wait, we have a hermaphrodite on this board?

Well, I don't know if s/he wants me to reveal his/her identity. Might weaken her/his image

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Kait
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posted 04-10-2005 04:42:26 PM
Damnit! That last picture I uploaded accidentally, but it's too late to erase it! Sob...I look so ugly...please ignore it.
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Maradon!
posted 04-10-2005 04:43:22 PM
If that's you, then you're pretty hot
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-10-2005 04:45:48 PM
quote:
Maradon!'s fortune cookie read:
If that's you, then you're pretty hot

I knew you would say that.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Kait
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posted 04-10-2005 04:46:24 PM

That's what I MEANT to upload. Sorry. Although this picture is hardly better, haha. Oh, I would never have done this if s/he hadn't asked me to...I'm going to go hide now, goodbye.

Edit: Oh, what the heck, now it shows the thumb? BB code baffles me...

Kait fucked around with this message on 04-10-2005 at 04:47 PM.

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Sean
posted 04-10-2005 04:50:03 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
Wait, we have a hermaphrodite on this board?

Yeah.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Maradon!
posted 04-10-2005 04:53:40 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Tarquinn booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I knew you would say that.

I know everyone knew I'd say that. I love women, I can't help it

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Pancake
posted 04-10-2005 04:56:52 PM
Flimsy pretense for posting a shitload pictures? Complaints about own in no objective way negative looks in the face of compliments? Ares, is that you?
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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Kait
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posted 04-10-2005 05:01:36 PM
quote:
Mod probably says this to all the girls:
Flimsy pretense for posting a shitload pictures? Complaints about own in no objective way negative looks in the face of compliments? Ares, is that you?

I didn't understand that second sentence at ALL. Anyway, no, I'm not Ares...and I'm sorry if you consider my "pretense" to be flimsy, but I might have to go later, and s/he DID want the pictures today. If I was posting pictures for the purpose of posting pictures, I wouldn't lie about it, I would just say "Here are some pictures fo me, if you wondered what I looked like." But I'm not stupid enough to do that.

If it really bothers you, I'll remove the links...but I can't delete the thread, I'm sorry.

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Maradon!
posted 04-10-2005 05:02:20 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Mod who doth quote:
Flimsy pretense for posting a shitload pictures? Complaints about own in no objective way negative looks in the face of compliments? Ares, is that you?

Some people like attention. It's no reason to act like such a prick toward them.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-10-2005 05:02:35 PM
quote:
Mod wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Flimsy pretense for posting a shitload pictures? Complaints about own in no objective way negative looks in the face of compliments? Ares, is that you?
ZING!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Kait
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posted 04-10-2005 05:03:05 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Cuba:
I know everyone knew I'd say that. I love women, I can't help it

I was showing off the stockings, not myself...

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-10-2005 05:05:42 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Captain Planet:
Wait, we have a hermaphrodite on this board?

ArchAngel.

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Pancake
posted 04-10-2005 05:09:41 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Captain Planet:
I didn't understand that second sentence at ALL. Anyway, no, I'm not Ares...and I'm sorry if you consider my "pretense" to be flimsy, but I might have to go later, and s/he DID want the pictures today. If I was posting pictures for the purpose of posting pictures, I wouldn't lie about it, I would just say "Here are some pictures fo me, if you wondered what I looked like." But I'm not stupid enough to do that.

If it really bothers you, I'll remove the links...but I can't delete the thread, I'm sorry.

Calm down, it wasn't even a dig at yourself (and in retrospect probably came over sharper than intended anyway). No need to go around editing your posts even if I had taken offense to them.

However, the board does have a conventient private message function should you ever want to leave a message for anyone (not sarcasm, just information).

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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Kait
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posted 04-10-2005 05:22:18 PM
quote:
From the book of Mod, chapter 3, verse 16:
Calm down, it wasn't even a dig at yourself (and in retrospect probably came over sharper than intended anyway). No need to go around editing your posts even if I had taken offense to them.

However, the board does have a conventient private message function should you ever want to leave a message for anyone (not sarcasm, just information).

...I completely forgot about PMs, I'm a moron!
I'm sorry, everyone...

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Pancake
posted 04-10-2005 05:32:45 PM
quote:
Kait stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
...I completely forgot about PMs, I'm a moron!
I'm sorry, everyone...

One redundant thread won't kill the boards, no need for apologies.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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Vorbis
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posted 04-10-2005 05:38:53 PM
No offense, but which room do you use when you go potty?
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Kait
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posted 04-10-2005 05:44:07 PM
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Check out the big brain on Vorbis!
No offense, but which room do you use when you go potty?

How am I not supposed to take offense at that? ... If it makes you feel better, the dress has a tendency to flatten my chest.

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Demos
Pancake
posted 04-10-2005 07:13:07 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Vorbis wrote:
No offense, but which room do you use when you go potty?

They weren't referring to her as the transvestite, they were extrapolating that from her reference to "s/he" in her posts when she was talking about whoever she intended the pics for. I think we have some miscommunication here

edit for clarity

Demos fucked around with this message on 04-10-2005 at 07:14 PM.

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Maradon!
posted 04-10-2005 07:15:15 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Kait who doth quote:
How am I not supposed to take offense at that? ... If it makes you feel better, the dress has a tendency to flatten my chest.

Vorbo wasn't suggesting you look like a guy, he misunderstood the hermaphrodite comments and made a joke based off that.

He's not that big an asshole

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nem-x
posted 04-10-2005 07:20:09 PM
zomg girl on da innanets

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Kait
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posted 04-10-2005 07:22:33 PM
quote:
Maradon!'s fortune cookie read:
Vorbo wasn't suggesting you look like a guy, he misunderstood the hermaphrodite comments and made a joke based off that.

He's not that big an asshole

Oh...good.. .. ..

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Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-10-2005 08:11:35 PM
I want to post something with poor spelling that makes a joke about how hot you look in the pictures... but nothing is coming to mind.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-10-2005 08:30:09 PM
quote:
Demos was listening to Cher while typing:
They weren't referring to her as the transvestite, they were extrapolating that from her reference to "s/he" in her posts when she was talking about whoever she intended the pics for. I think we have some miscommunication here

edit for clarity

I have this condition. I get confused sometimes.

oops. I swear I know how to read. My most sincere apologies, Kait.

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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 04-10-2005 09:28:40 PM

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-11-2005 03:21:31 AM
quote:
Vorbis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I have this condition. I get confused sometimes.

I've told you this before, haven't I?

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-11-2005 07:08:40 AM
Mortious breaks the mold! What a trailblazer!

Ew.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-11-2005 09:22:15 AM
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Mortious is attacking the darkness!
I just realized how closely this resembles a soda can.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-11-2005 09:33:16 AM
quote:
`Doc's account was hax0red to write:
I just realized how closely this resembles a soda can.

Now you've all but invited Mort to say "Drink me."

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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posted 04-11-2005 10:45:35 AM
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JooJooFlop had this to say about John Romero:
Now you've all but invited Mort to say "Drink me."

Invitation has now been delivered. Thanks JooJoo.

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OtakuPenguin
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posted 04-11-2005 01:18:34 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mod stammered:
Flimsy pretense for posting a shitload pictures? Complaints about own in no objective way negative looks in the face of compliments? Ares, is that you?

Jesus christ man.

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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 04-11-2005 01:21:38 PM
This thread makes me giggle with glee. Fantastic.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-11-2005 01:26:32 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mortious wrote:
Mortious breaks the mold! What a trailblazer!

Ew.

Mortious has some kind of wild need to call all women who post pictures of themselves ugly in order to reaffirm his status as "cool trendsetter."

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Pancake
posted 04-11-2005 01:31:20 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived OtakuPenguin stammered:
Jesus christ man.

I wasn't even drunk when I typed that, no idea why the grammar got so horribly butchered.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-11-2005 01:34:04 PM
quote:
Mod attempted to be funny by writing:
I wasn't even drunk when I typed that, no idea why the grammar got so horribly butchered.

Do you often post drunk?

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Pancake
posted 04-11-2005 01:36:55 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Do you often post drunk?

I try to avoid it, I'm either a terrible idiot (In before "Perhaps you really do post drunk?!? hurr") or asleep when drunk, it's just that I usually don't type that badly.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-11-2005 03:45:55 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan said:
Mortious has some kind of wild need to call all women who post pictures of themselves ugly in order to reaffirm his status as "cool trendsetter."

I do have wild needs.

They consist of yourself, a tub of choc-chip ice cream, and two dozen tic-tacs.

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