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Razor got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*begins shoving massive ammounts of fruitcake into Morts mouth and watches him get fat the watches him kill himself from being uber fat*
Like that episode of Sealab 2021....
That scary, scary episode...
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A sleep deprived Mike the Butcher stammered:
Mike the Butcher, unhappy with the way his fruitcake turned out, commits Seppuku with said fruitcake
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Mike the Butcher said this about your mom:
That is one fluid sentence, it doesnt need a comma. Hi.
Good day.
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Batty was naked while typing this:
Good day.
Thank you.
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Ruvyen had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*Ruvyen uses his psychic powers (which he didn't make up just now!) to create large slabs of fruitcake in Kennatsu's lungs, then stabs him with a sword made of hardened fruitcake.*
*grabes Ruyven by the back of the head pushes him, face first, onto a very large fruitcake. Smiles as Ruyven's realisation of the horrid reality of what's going on causes him to muster every ounce of strength remaining to get a single breath of air by any means necessary. Diadem simply pushes harder as Ruyven spasams like a fish out of water, and does not let up when the spasiming stops. Three minutes later, Diadem checks Ruyvens pulse, throws Ruyven's lifeless body back onto the cake, and walks away.*
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Hayato impressed everyone with:
*unleashes mutant fruitcake upon the thread*
*Was going to say something witty, but got eaten by the mutant fruitcake*. 
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Freschel Spindrift got a good feeling!
*Was going to say something witty, but got eaten by the mutant fruitcake*.
*unloads two six-shooters loaded with bullets make out of really stale fruitcake on his old schtick*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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Palador ChibiDragon stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*wheels in a giant fruitcake then leaves before the medusa pops out of it and kills everybody nearby*
I don't think that's a good idea... the fruitcake will kill whatever's hiding in it.
*would say something more, but is crushed to death by a giant fruitcake wrecking ball*
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Kennatsu had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I don't think that's a good idea... the fruitcake will kill whatever's hiding in it.
I put a spring on a timer in the bottom, just to make sure. Think of it as a Jack-in-the-Box, only with a medusa and a nasty box.
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about pies:
*wheels in a giant fruitcake then leaves before the medusa pops out of it and kills everybody nearby*
Wouldn't that be the medusa killing everyone though? Not the fruit cake? I had the same Idea with arsenic laced fruit cake gift baskets. 
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DrPaintThinner wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Wouldn't that be the medusa killing everyone though? Not the fruit cake? I had the same Idea with arsenic laced fruit cake gift baskets.
Good point...
Maybe if I remove her eyes and replace them with fruitcake? Fruitcake is, by nature, fairly deadly. Maybe that would work, and turn eveyone that looks at her into statues made of fruitcake.
