You find out your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you're in to that) is cheating on you. What do you do?
There must be a whole list of things you can do, ranging from homicidal rage to a fairly mature and adult response to something akin to naivity or being a pussy.
I'm interested in how you folks would react.
Throw her out and never speak to her again.
Which I'm told hurts very much XD
Ok, actually I have no idea. Odds are I would just break it off, and act like I still want to be her friend, while inside I hate her more and more with each passing day. I bury alot of bad emotions like that. Someday I'll snap.
Me and her happened to be in a particular group (theater) and news of her treachery circulated quickly. Since I was pretty angry, I used the feelings of fury directed towards her by the rest of the group to make everyone pissed off at her until she came begging for forgiveness.
I don't recommend that, though.
I know that story sounds bogus, and I didn't advertantly force people to hate her, it just worked out that way.
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Kiltbot had this to say about John Romero:
Doomie's plan, but with a slide projector added for emphasis.
Maybe throw together a powerpoint presentation?
edit: Full of charts and grpahs! "You were cheating on me from January to March. Now in that time period I spent 184 dollars on you, as depicted by this pie chart. I want my 184 bucks back." DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-09-2005 at 07:34 AM.
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DrPaintThinner had this to say about Captain Planet:
Maybe throw together a powerpoint presentation?
Ted Turner: Are aces high or low?
Peter: They go both ways.
Bill Gates: Heh, he said they go both ways.
Ted Turner: Like a bisexual.
Michael Eisner: Thank you Ted, that was the joke
It's not something people hear about.
lol
Then, maybe go sleep with some of her female friends which will admit the act. 
Anyhow, anyone got any more advice, keep it coming.
I know my current girlfriend wouldn't cheat on me, though, so I'm not worried about it. Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 04-09-2005 at 12:15 PM.
Shoot the hostage.
Duh.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I can't believe no one's given the textbook answer!Shoot the hostage.
Duh.
Consider it done.
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Did they say why, Falaanla Marr, why they want you to terminate my command?
I know my current girlfriend wouldn't cheat on me, though, so I'm not worried about it.
It's not something people hear about.
If I can, make her pay for the toys. That way, if the relationship goes south again after that, I can at least get some free S&M toys out of it.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
Stupid bitch 
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Ares Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I'd actually probably give a second chance (ONLY if it was a once time thing...) if it happend more than once, or happend again.. There's the door. And I'm keeping the cat.
You should not keep it if it was not yours originally.
I miss my old cat
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Doomie stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Act like nothing's wrong, and bring the whole thing up in a crowded public place...cause the biggest scene possible and completely demean her infront of everyone.
That sounds absolutely brilliant. Dunno if I'd have the patience or temperment to do that, but if I did, it's something I'd do.
Reminds me of some story I read somewhere, where there was a soon-to-be-married-couple. The bride was cheating on the groom with his best man, and instead of blowing his cool and confronting her when he heard, he hired a private investigator to get pictures and all sorts of various evidence.
He went through with the wedding as though nothing was wrong, and then at the reception dinner he provided everyone with envelopes with the pictures inside with strict instructions to wait until HIS toast to open them. It came his time to toast, he told everyone to open their envelopes, and proceeded to explain what a whore his wife was. He then left, leaving the bride to pay for the ENTIRE wedding. Humiliation AND debt! Wonderfully orchestrated for the ultimate payback.
Still always, Not-Dude.
