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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-07-2005 07:58:21 PM
What is it that makes toes hurt so easily and so long? Ten minutes ago, a metal spoon--a SPOON--fell on my toes and they STILL hurt like futhermuckers. Why is that?!?
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-07-2005 07:59:32 PM
Because Geeorn touches himself at night.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-07-2005 08:00:20 PM
thin layer of skin, large bone, not much nerve stimulation? I dunno.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-07-2005 08:00:30 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
Because Geeorn touches himself at night.

No, that's the answer to "Why does God hate me?"

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 04-07-2005 at 08:01 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-07-2005 08:01:24 PM
quote:
From the book of Liam, chapter 3, verse 16:
thin layer of skin, large bone, not much nerve stimulation? I dunno.

STIMULATION

Kait
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posted 04-07-2005 08:02:22 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
STIMULATION

Not...helping....the pain....egods it hurts -_-

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-07-2005 08:46:54 PM
Oh my god, I think Kait's coming down with a case of Shatner's syndrome.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Gadani
U
posted 04-07-2005 08:49:45 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Cuba:
Oh my god, I think Kait's coming down with a case of Shatner's syndrome.

I laughed

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-07-2005 08:56:18 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Callalron said:
Oh my god, I think Kait's coming down with a case of Shatner's syndrome.

Huh? o.O (FYI I know who William Shatner is)

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-07-2005 09:23:17 PM
I can crush your fingers. That'll make your toes feel better.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 04-07-2005 09:27:58 PM
quote:
Kait's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
What is it that makes toes hurt so easily and so long? Ten minutes ago, a metal spoon--a SPOON--fell on my toes and they STILL hurt like futhermuckers. Why is that?!?

Ice it.

The worst member of EC.
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Kait
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posted 04-07-2005 09:44:37 PM
quote:
From the book of TheOriginalZane, chapter 3, verse 16:
Ice it.

I'm at work till 9 :\ If I had access to ice, I'd eat it. Seriously...I think my stomach lining is just about completely eaten...ow.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Sean
posted 04-07-2005 09:46:01 PM
You're the posterchild for genetic superiority.

On the wrong end of the spectrum.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-07-2005 11:11:04 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You're the posterchild for genetic superiority.

On the wrong end of the spectrum.


I read that article.
...
Just so you know, I'm pretty damn thin, and I don't starve by CHOICE. If I had money, I'd get food. Simple as that.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Lesage
APPROVED
posted 04-08-2005 12:56:32 AM
quote:
Kait wrote this stupid crap:
Huh? o.O (FYI I know who William Shatner is)

You remember Kirk? he....spoke...like....this. That was the reference. (I assume, otherwise, I'm a complete moron and ignore me XD).

Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
^^Good times there!

Still always, Not-Dude.

Ares
posted 04-08-2005 01:00:43 AM
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-08-2005 01:10:53 AM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Pirotess:
We had better put the n00b out of her misery.

Noo don't shoot!
It was always my aspiration to fall into a frozen pond and die of hypothermia, so if you're gonna take me out, at least be kind enough to throw me out in the cold first.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-08-2005 01:11:35 AM
quote:
Lesage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You remember Kirk? he....spoke...like....this. That was the reference. (I assume, otherwise, I'm a complete moron and ignore me XD).

I know that reference, and I looked at my post and saw no resemblance to that speech pattern. Hence, "huh?"

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Gadani
U
posted 04-08-2005 01:13:56 AM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I know that reference, and I looked at my post and saw no resemblance to that speech pattern. Hence, "huh?"

quote:
Kait had this to say about dark elf butts:
Not...helping....the pain....egods it hurts -_-
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-08-2005 03:01:01 AM
quote:
Gadani stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
[QB][/QB]

Oh THAT post.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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